I have had two recent experiences with civie women in their 50's having bowel releases during sex.  Unfortunately, these were in my bed.  I'm freaked out and afraid to have guests over.  Guys, has this happened to you?  Ladies, what do you think?  Am I unlucky, or do I need to focus on younger women?

Thanks, my anonymous brothers and sisters.


Rob

Did you have dinner before, maybe something they ate.  Sounds like a case of diarrhea or maybe they have irritable bowel syndrome.  Never heard of such a thing myself.

how to respond. I've had two ladies in their 50's (civies) in my bed for sex and never experienced what you're talking about. I'm tempted to make a joke but I'll refrain. It would be in very bad taste.
What was their reaction and/or explanation?
However I will say, No you don't need to focus on younger women, at least not due to this.
Without more info I have no more to offer.

I have never experienced this. I don't think you need a younger woman, maybe someone in this hobby to ummm see whats up..


You didnt mention whether greek was involved..if so, that might have something to do with it..I have also done greek, and never experienced this..

Now there may have been a touch of something on the sheets after greek but that is expected .  You said movement and that i picture as a tad more.  I have never heard of it and am wondering what they said.

To the nitty-gritty of the problem not everyone has a bowel movement every day but the ladies here take great pride in being clean and ready for your attention. Nothing is spontaneous in that regard so being sure you meditated is taken care of or at the least no urges. I  have never had that problem nor have I heard any lady complain or ask for help with such a personal problem. Could there be some medical problem older women get that causes such a thing ?

Did these ladies have to much to drink ? Going out to party and eating  rich food can cause such a problem but I think you can feel it cumming on. Sometimes if sex is not often you can mistake one feeling for another. They may not have realized what was happening till the deed was done. These mature women might have felt they got lucky while you didn't.

Nope, don't think it's an over 50 problem myself

Kisses Haley

however, a lot of mature people do not get a lot of exercise.  Exercise can stimulate bowel movements...  well known, & if you are ever constipated walking around might help do the trick.  I don't believe in coincidences...  I think there is something to do with the positioning & activity.

That said, I've had partners release gas during sex.  
As the joke goes:  
"Do farts have limps?"  
"No"  
"Oh, d*mn, I just sh*t myself!"  

Sorry this happened...  bet the ladies were embarassed...

Now I'm embarassed:  Typo

That said, I've had partners release gas during sex.  
As the joke goes:  
"Do farts have LUMPS?"  
"No"  
"Oh, d*mn, I just sh*t myself!"  

I've never experienced what you described even during anal sex.

A little fart now and then, sure.  After all, if I'm bumping up and down on her abdomen while her legs are in the air you can hardly call it her fault.  But shitting the bed?  Thankfully, I've never run into that.

There is a very beautiful provider in PHX that has no control over this  due to an illness { poisoned by  an ex  husband}  clients shared this with me  I am not sure I would take the chance  too embarrassing  as for passing gas  sometimes it just happens  best just to say nothing or make a joke if it is that obvious.....everyone  has had it happen at one time or another  we are only human......odd it has happened to you twice  I would just die  if it happened to me !

There was no Greek and I think I'm average in size.  Once there was alcohol, but not the other.  One was terribly embarrassed, but the other one said she thought she was worth the inconvenience.  I guess I'm just unlucky.  I hope it doesn't happen to any of you.

Nothing like a good romp to get things going.  Hopefully, most guys can deal with it like gentlemen.

That reminds me of a provider friend that I knew who used to have sex with an old friend from college.  He only wanted to have sex with her when she was on her period (just shows it takes all kinds). She said they always left a huge tip for the hotel chambermaid because the room looked like a crime scene after they were finished.

I have had many skid marks left on the sheets after a session ....and hey NO BIG DEAL! I always have an extra sheet on hand just in case. Bodies are bodies and you never know what will happen when you start to play with them, LOL.....omg, one poor soul I met one evening was the recipient of the onset of my, way gushing monthly time. He was a true gentleman and one man who was truely a man.