I finally found a theme song for this board:

I kept yelling, "What?? Speak up!!" and things went downhill from there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKzacHbsBJM

you just can't beat country and western music for its humor value.

... how that video was created? I find it incredible. Say more, please.

LOL. funny

I'd say some guy videoed it from his TV.   How it got on the TV in the first place is a wonderment.

... and I use my selective deafness not to hear "-ny-looking."  

Is that the same as saying, "She's got a great personality?"

Even if you're too old to cut the mustard, you're never too old to lick the jar.

Come on, give yourself some credit.  This is an alternative theme song.

...for 1 more reminder that what I used to do all night now takes me all night to do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6MTTkGsz3E

think three of these four Old Dogs are dead ones now