If there comes a time that my children "convince me" to move into a nursing home, I will take $50K out of the bank and throw the party of a lifetime for myself and my fellow residents.

The only issue is that most of the residents will be single women, since the men die off sooner.  In my sisters' retirement community, there are very few men.  One guy they call Romeo, he always has ladies lined up for his time and attention.  I saw him having lunch with a table full of them. So, you have that to look forward to.  

I have a knowledge of institutions.  

not that hard if you ask me.. as long the lady is discreet and has a good cover.

I'd be up for a one-on-one version of this the next time I get to Washington ...

Don't worry I got you....I have the perfect plan

This certainly puts a new twist on the Twilight Zone episode "Kick the can." Too bad Rod Serling is not around for your version.

a new reason to prescribe so they could extend their patents.   Lol

someone on this board is or knows of a provider with Home Health credentials. The perfect cover and covered by Medicare. Ladies feel free to PM me....

hot enough to interest you  who is willing to work for tips. They should import more nurses from Brazil