I had a customer one time who's last name
was Lepenis. No kidding. It was so difficult keeping a straight face.
I was warming up leftovers for my pre-k grandson and I for lunch today. He asked me, "Whats for lunch?" I answered, "Lasagna."
His face brightened up like a sunrise and he exclaimed, " I LOVE VAGINA!"
That's my boy!
When Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf introduced their "JaViva" smoothies (which are yummy milkshakes for adults, of course), I ordered a Mocha Vajayjay. Thank God the kid didn't catch me, or she just didn't give a sh*t...
Look, it's penis.
We passed a place called "The Pines" and he exclaimed, "Look! The Penis!"
was Lepenis. No kidding. It was so difficult keeping a straight face.