You have just enjoyed a fulfilling session at a providers incall and you want to shower before leaving. The lady turns on the water for you and leaves you alone facing an array of identical bottles of various beauty products. You are in a pleasant post-coital haze and not really focusing and did not bring your reading glasses into the shower.  Which is what?? Shampoo,  conditioner, pre- conditioner, moisturizer, body wash.  Doesn't anybody just use a bar of soap anymore??
   I once reached for a bar of soap and was about to clean my junk with it when I realized it was Pumice Stone and narrowly escaped serious injury.    
    When you do find the correct bottle of body wash it may be of the scented variety which will draw unwanted olfactory attention when you arrive home.  I know the ladies mean well when they offer " masculine "  scents but does any guy over 17 really use Axe?. Please ladies, just keep a bar of Ivory around for us old guys 😃

while I am still wearing my glasses, and figure out what I can use.

is that I can drive home with the sweet scent of the provider all over me. Love doing that!

I second that!!
Savor the scent....I love that!

The same shower gel, antiperspirant and cologne I use at home each morning. Don't have to figure out the hotel's products and there are no unusual scents to give away the secret of my noontime adventure.

You SMILEY know what your talking about.  It's happened many times to this old fart.

I was going to buy different male scents to have for the guys to use after showering but I am thinking isn't his wife going to notice that he doesn't smell the same now as when he left home so that wouldn't be a good idea. There is not a lot of unscented soaps. There really is not. In fact I do not think it exists! It is for us to smell good so even after searching hard I did not find anything. I was thinking perhaps a gent can bring his own stuff because my own stuff is a vast array of really girly smelly fragrances lol. Maybe a small bar of soap for the face and down below to erase evidence of what you have just done? Good idea! :

I normally have the luxury of arriving straight from home.  If not, I bring my own products that I use at home.  Ladies should provide unscented products for his use.

Dial pump
Dove bottle and....
Hibiclenz
All large bottles so there is no mistake.  
I also have a large basket of small, individual bar soaps. When you're done, easy to just toss in the trash
XOXO
T

I always carry Ivory Soap with me to clean up I find the hotel soaps/bodywashes have to many scents and it irritates my skin.
Can't go wrong with a good old bar of Ivory
Yikes..on the pumice stone.

In the shower is one bottle of Doves Men's Care
Easy choice
I lay out fresh towels and voila!

Get home and still be enjoying the smells. Absolutely.😀