I am having trouble parsing your sentence - must be my olde age...
Anyway, the French have another name for le orgasme: la petite mort Apparently refers to the fact that our brain goes into a brief short circuit at or on the way to the golden moment.... Ah, the useless crap that is stored in my decaying lump of gray matter!
Has anyone had something happen while copulating? For the life of me I can't remember such an event. Probably something may have but I have forgotten it. I have forgotten many thing!
In college I was banging this chick in mish. Not sure how but I tore a hammie in my left leg. The pain was intense. I bounced off of her and ended up on the floor. She thought I had the orgasm of all time.
Unfortunately the University owned my ass because of a football ride. Went to the trainer for treatment and of course he told the head coach. Needless to say he wasn't happy and had quite a list of profanity to use. Note: I was the punter and luckily the injury was to my plant leg. Once I was healed I had a lot of extra early morning running, because "I was fucking stupid."
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