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You know you're old when....
mrfisher 111 Reviews 1277 reads
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1 / 14
You know you're old when....

the music on the oldies radio station is that new crap you never liked.

Satellite radio here I come

1192967 45 Reviews 496 reads
posted
2 / 14
I'll drink to that.

I tried the XM/Sirius radio for a while too. I gave it up because even though there were no commercials they did advertise their other stations and the 60's channel used DJ's that talked all over the music like 60's DJ's always did which was what most of us hated about 60's Top 40 radio.

I converted all my vinyl to digital and loaded it to flash drives. Then loaded all my CD's to flash drives now I plug the flash drives into the usb port on my car radio and listen to my hearts content.

teddy.bare 18 Reviews 480 reads
posted
3 / 14
Re: I'll drink to that.

Too Dam funny!
I moved to talk radio.....blues, jazz, & classic rock...what happened? Old I got older!

TectorGorch 17 Reviews 494 reads
posted
4 / 14
You know you're old when you say, "Flash drive?",

"USB"?, wtf is dat?  I love the crackles and pops on my old vinyl; reminds me of how my knees sound these days....

Guarddog111 244 Reviews 505 reads
posted
5 / 14
And the knob also turns to the left...

Which I realized I'm really old when I used that phrase, and realized there really aren't knobs anymore.

JakeFromStateFarm 393 reads
posted
6 / 14
Re: No. You know you're old when you say, "Flash drive?", and they say,

"Flash Gordon?

Dr. joe 32 Reviews 378 reads
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7 / 14
You know you are really old when

you still practice your JFK imitations, still tell Nixon jokes, are still angry at Walter O'Malley for moving the Dodgers out of Brooklyn, still feel the funniest people around are Fed Allen, Colonel Klaghorn, Mr. Kitzle, and the fresh new team of Sid Ceaser, Carl Riner, Howard Morris & Imogene Koker.

-- Modified on 8/21/2016 5:25:45 AM

xray84 28 Reviews 413 reads
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8 / 14
You remember when "thongs" were

Little rubber flip flops you wore at the beach! I like the new incarnation better.  

I remember the first time I saw a "thong" swimsuit on vacation in Mexico about 1981. Ah! Some things have changed for the better!

For years, I'd refer to "wearing my thongs" meaning flip flops and my kids would go, "Dad! Ewwww..."

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 398 reads
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9 / 14
Wow, you're an old...ah say, you're an old fart! That's a joke...

...ah say that's a joke,son!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTB9cT1aG8s

Snidleywhiplash 2 Reviews 379 reads
posted
10 / 14
Off your rocker, actin crazy....

With the right medication  

                        You won't be lazy

                         Down on the farm

                         Old folks boogie

 
                                  ( little feat )

FurPieGuy 360 reads
posted
11 / 14
You know you're old when....

Ayhhhhh Men
\Ayhhhhhhhhhhh Men
AhYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY           Ahyyyyyyyyyyyyy Ahyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
 
amennnnnn.

Autumn Breeze See my TER Reviews 357 reads
posted
12 / 14
I know the older I get

the lower the ground seems to get. LOL

WICardinalfan 314 reads
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13 / 14
You know you are old when.....

Your pet's life expectancy is longer than yours.

The guarantee on your new mattes expires when you turn 80, and the store you bought it from went out of business

You know your too old that you can forecast how many US Presidents you may have left in your lifetime, and you doubt you will make it to the 50th (now days, who wants to anyway).

12pointbuck75 18 Reviews 350 reads
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14 / 14
Does hair still grow on cooters anymore? E


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