im  a older gentleman looking for ladies in the michigan area (living here or touring here) who just like a fellow to like the jar nothing else just like the jar  please let me know  thanks

...get the picture now?

I think he like daty a lot.

generally michigan ladies are likely to prefer gargling marbles anyhow

You'd probably have better luck posting a wanted ad on either the "In Search Of" board or the "Michigan" board.  I don't think we get a lot of traffic from ladies looking for business.  I'd use a different phrase than "lick the jar"  Remember how long it took us "old" farts to figure it out.

Based on his userid I'm thinking DATO