OK, there's a lady that has a dog named Freeshow (yeah, right). and one day she decided to give the dog a bath, and decided what the heck, she would take a bath along with the dog.
So, she's in the bathtub naked (or neekid as we used to say in 2nd grade) when Freeshow decides that he's done with the bath and runs out of the tub and out the front door of the house. (Which for some reason is left open, like most people do when they're in the bathtub.)
The lady then runs after the dog shouting the dog's name: Freeshow! as she runs naked through the neighborhood.
the one about the little boy and his dad watching two dogs fucking away. The boy asks "What are they doing Daddy?". Father replies, they're making puppies.
Later that night the little wakes up after sleeping for a while and hears his parents making unusual noises in their bedroom. He opens their door and sees Daddy poking Mommy in the missionary position. When he asks "What are you doing Daddy"? Daddy replies: we're making you a baby brother or sister.
The little boy replies (I'm sure you saw this coming!), "why don't your turn her over Daddy. I'd rather have a puppy"
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