Since all of us old or nearly old geezers here's a topic that might be fun. I hesitated to pose the question in the General Discussion group because they can be be so caustic. This group comprises older, nicer and equally experienced people.
Here is my contribution. After spending 2 years in Kenya, Uganda and Tanzania back in the early 60's my wife, I  and 2 young children we were returning to the States by  Ship. The first leg was from Mombasa to London when we had a caben in which all 4 of us in the same stateroom. So never alone long enough for sex. On the London to the States leg we had a stateroom with a toilet with a sink and commode and a lot of pipes going in all direction. There was a door that closed and locked. I am 6 feet tall and my wife was 5 ft 8 inches tall. With working around these impediments and a really awkward position we managed some of the old "in and out" sex.
Have fun people.

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It was after midnight my girlfriend and I drove to a cemetery way out in the boonies. Big full moon about 75 degrees if I remember right after all it's been well over 50 years.  We walked among the headstones and found one with a large flat top.  Spread the blanket out just watching the moon and enjoying the night. One thing led to another and first thing you know we were having great sex on that headstone. No it wasn't the first time for us.   She was 14 and I was 16. Will never forget that night.   My first love.

I had a new girl friend (she = 18, me 22) and it was New Year's Eve and she wanted to spend the night after we dined at her parent's house a long ride away.  We got there and her parents put us up in separate rooms, of course (Their house, their rules, etc.)  It was my first time being there and meeting them.

I was resigned to that until she slipped into my bed about 5 in the morning for a quickie with me and then got back to her room.  We had to be very quiet, of course.

I'll always have a very special place in my heart for that gal, and for that night.

......of Boston's North End Police station. The young lady I was with (in my car) wanted to give me a BJ so I pulled into the first parking lot I saw. It was pouring rain, about 1:00 AM, and had no idea where I was. I pushed back the seat, undid my pants, and let her go to town. In the throes of passion I glanced out the window and noticed cops walking around. That is when I noticed several cop cars sitting in the lot.  

--front lawn, in broad daylight, with the neighbors sitting in their front room (yet somehow not EVER looking up?)

in the handicapped stall in the men's room in the 4star hotel where her company was having the Christmas party

My wife and I were real young when we took a little 11 foot boat up this canyon about a mile.  Just a little open boat.  We were hemmed in by steep canyon walls, nobody around and the only way to manage in the boat was doggie style.  But we managed.

...as the Fantasy Island house.  I had a fantasy fulfilled there as well.

This was a question on a "Newlywed Game" episode and the subject of much debate, as there is an urban legend that a wife answered, "In the butt, Bob, in the butt."  But host Bob Eubanks denies that this line was ever spoken and instead offered up a clip of a similar line.

BJ's on the balcony of a cruise ship, bottom of a toboggan slide - off season, 9th green at a golf course. Getting laid in the stairwell of a hotel.  

Fun to reminisce..

My GF and I were staying at a hotel by an airport,we went out to have a smoke. We went to my truck and started in the bed of the truck, then moved to the hood of her car, then moved behind the hotel and finished in the grass at the end of an airport runway.

Back seat of my college girlfriends Corvair, a very, very small car.  It was all arms and legs trying to fit two bodies in to a tight space.  She was making painful noises and I asked if she wanted to change to a more comfortable position.  She said that the position was fine and that it might not hurt so much if I found the right hole.

In my early 20's, got my ass mosquito bitten numerous times while giving it to a girl friend after dark on one of the greens at a municipal golf course.

When I was playing golf I thought when guys were talking about the 19th hole, I thought it had something to do with drinking 8>)

floating over Fort Worth in a hot air balloon.  In the dirt, in the stables and among the horses at a race track in Raton, NM.  On a balcony at the Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas, overlooking the fountains at The Bellagio

in the mangroves with my first lover. Got bit by some kind of dang creature of the unknown and went back home with some nice welts on the backside of my legs. Thank goodness it wasn't crabs! Ha!

some of the most fun memories.  An affair with an employee that lasted >10 years produced some GREAT memories:  Paddling a canoe up a lazy river, then stopping in a remote location for lunch, and "dessert" on a blanket, and coasting back down to our car, or, playing naked Twister in a hotel room (we all know how that ended), or, soaking and groping in a hot tub with the inevitable end result.  We also would occasionally travel together (by car) for work and while we would usually pull over for her to give me a BBBJ, or for me to FF her - both did happen "on the go" more than a few times.

Picnicking at Valley Forge, in a field of tall grass. Lying down, we realized we could not be seen.  If I looked up from missionary, I could see George's cabins.

In a wooded area at Historic Williamsburg, Virginia - standing - using a large tree for support !!!! Awesome !  Other was at Ocean City , Maryland on the beach-damn mosquito's !!!  But still awesome !  And...many others !!

...only along the Natchez Trace.  We'd been playing around in the car on the drive down the Trace.  Stopped at a picnic table for lunch (yes, real food, ya pervs!).  After lunch, there was nobody around, so she bent over the table and...

ood Paneling store,  in the back of the store.. on my lunch break ..  

I put the second seat of my SUV down, and we did it in the back.  She was in hospital, I was visiting her.

I've heard of "nooners" and even had a few of them but never in the back of a store. LOL

o, No splinters at all .. silly... they have a big metal bars to hold the paneling in place.  

just messing with you

op.. giggles.. I used to hang on to them when I needed too..  

at the summit of Gannett Peak, age 19.  A few other places - several living room floors with her parents asleep in the next room, in a mummy bag (sleeping, not Egyptian), passenger seat of a sports car, a bunch of back seats, numerous vans,  an open boat at the dock under the mooring cover, Cosmopolitan balcony (not the Bellagio side), a few deserted beaches, first wife's childhood bed, in the middle of a national park trail, etc.    
Finally, stretched out over 5 seats in the back of a nearly deserted red eye L1011 with a very attractive older woman- a 20 something blonde stewardess.  Only in my dreams.
I don't really have much sex, it's just that I've been having sex, or more accurately wanting to have sex, for decades.

It's be safer.

8o)

I've heard of being cold cocked but this gives rise to another definition.

Another one was the gf and I were just engaged, went to a crowded public swimming pool , did it in the corner near the lifeguard.  

Back before I was married, my gf and I did it in a public pool in the corner near the lifrguard station.  

- abandoned clothing factory in Baltimore (in the largest pile of buttons I'd ever seen)
- public lounge at an art festival in New York
- goat milking room in a barn in Tennessee (no goats were involved)

I had a GF when I was working for a supply house...she would blow me anywhere anytime--some of the best places were right at the front counter while the store was open--had full glass windows in front of the store, about 10 feet from the counter where she blew me...also banged her in her office during working hours and in the copy room..the most memerable though was on the conference room glass table right where our boss always sat...left a good ole mixed load there right on the table,,,,,:-

You know, I've got to love and marvel at the adventurous and horny bunch of you older guys and gals. This has been fun. Thank you all for contributing.

Posted By: NICKMCD2003

I had a GF when I was working for a supply house...she would blow me anywhere anytime--some of the best places were right at the front counter while the store was open--had full glass windows in front of the store, about 10 feet from the counter where she blew me...also banged her in her office during working hours and in the copy room..the most memerable though was on the conference room glass table right where our boss always sat...left a good ole mixed load there right on the table,,,,,  
   
 

In a cornfield in 95 degree heat.  We had a blanket and a thermos of Gatorade.  Very memorable