"Sex" is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other. -Marquis de Sade

"A man is only as young as the woman he feels" - Groucho Marx

In every animal that walks upright, the deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the neck; then the breast and arms; the lower parts continuing to the last as plump as ever; so that covering all above with a basket, and regarding only what is below the girdle, it is impossible of two women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all cats are gray, the pleasure of corporal enjoyment with an old woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every knack being by practice capable of improvement.

-Sir Isaac Newton

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
Mae West

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
Mae West

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.
Mae West

"Sonnovabitch stupid fucking apple....shit, that really hurt my fucking head, goddammit."

I know because I was there.