All the more reason to have a smile on about this hobby.  

I'll run out of the money I'd need to live longer.

does anyone know someone at Obama Care??

And keeps your heart health(ier).

I plan  to be a dirty old man until I am a dead old man.

But even more important is the profound sense of well being that comes from frequent sex.  Hobbying was the cure for my depression, anger management, midlife crisis, stress and other all too common ills.  These days I am one of the most disgustingly happy, calm and satisfied people on the planet!

Use it or lose it!

This is wayyy too much info for me to think about, or even want to...My grandma lived to be 103.

Considering the health benefits associated with sex, you would think that our hobby would be covered by the wellness and preventative care benefits in our healthcare policies. LOL