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Congratulations, you self-admitted ass ... you must be very proud of yourself, it's a step up. (e)
JustLayingLow 255 reads
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BigPapasan3665 reads

I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady
behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order.  

“Take the high road,” I thought to myself.  So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own.  

The cashier must have told her what I'd done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved
to me and mouthed "Thank you," obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with a kindness.  

When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too.  

Now she has to go back to the end of the line and start all over.  

Don't honk your horn at old people.

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mrhudson234 reads

LMAO!!!

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kennred57222 reads

LOL good for you!

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JustLayingLow256 reads

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BigPapasan225 reads

...for revealing you have absolutely no sense of humor.  This is a fictional joke received in an email.  I was debating whether to post it on the Erotic Humor board but since it's in no way erotic, I figured the 60 and Overs would get a laugh out of it.  

I am definitely not a "self-admitted ass."  You must have me confused with GaGambler.  But you certainly are free to search for a post where I said that and link it here.  I'm sure you won't find one so I'll be patiently waiting for your apology.  
OTOH, maybe you're butt hurt from me kicking your ass on the Politics board under your REAL handle.  Just sayin'.  Lighten up, broham.

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GaGambler222 reads

Let the record show I am a "self admitted ASSHOLE"  lol

 
Now in the interest of fairness, can anyone imagine YOUR comments if someone like CDL had made the very same joke, making it in the first person like you did? You would be full of snide insults, but speaking of "lightening up" maybe there is some truth to you eating double orders of McD's? Maybe the secret to the "Big" in "BigPapasan" has finally been revealed.

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BigPapasan241 reads

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-board-12/the-one-and-only-time-i-was-in-an-asian-massage-parlor-32859?frmSearch=1#32859

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BigPapasan293 reads

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-board-12/heres-the-same-thread-from-18-years-ago--some-familiar-names-967981?page=

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inicky46234 reads

You're supposed to think it's a real story until the end. Which is part of the joke. Your failure to get it is what we all expect from someone who has no sense of humor whatever.
I saw the same joke on line a couple of weeks ago.

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