On the General Discussion Board someone mentioned a "legit" Thai massage.  It brought back fond Thai bath house memories from nearly 50 years ago when every bath ended with a "chuck wow" using Brylcream.  Anyone who was there in that era might remember.

In my area, back in the day, we had a place called THS. Although it wasn’t strictly Thai, it was a true Asian bathhouse. You paid up front, then were directed to a dressing room with a locker, and a massage table. After getting comfortable you were escorted back out to a general area where they had saunas, hot and cold pools, and a shower area. After soaking for a few minutes, your Asian lady would come get you, and give you a full body shower. That included a wonderful soapy cock stroking. The ladies weren’t naked, but rather dressed provocatively. It was now time to go back to your room for a true Asian massage. At all other amps in the area the protocol was a quick, half hearted massage, with a half hearted, sometimes mutual touch happy ending. While most amp ladies were decent to average looking, all the THS ladies I saw were gorgeous. To have THS treat you so exotically was unbelievable. Which brings me to the most exotic part of the experience. After the professional massage you weren’t treated to a happy ending. You were treated to a full service ending. Sadly, LE caught on quickly, and shut it down. I did get to visit three times, and it’s one of my great hobby memories.

If only we could.  I'd go back to 1970-71.

and damned if I know what a "chuck wow" ending with Brylcream is.  Could someone please enlighten me?  I'd hate to think I've missed some great pleasure in life.

I'm glad to have been able to start a thread not discussing E.D, sheaths, penile implants, Cialis and all those other things that we old guys are concerned with.  Oz, as I mentioned in my opening post it has to do with Thai bath houses.  During the Viet Nam war it was a part of every bath house experience.  Let's see if anyone remembers it.  If no one responds in the next 24 hours I'll give a full explanation.  In the meantime, can anyone answer Ozzie's question?

Thai to English

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I think. Girl gets in a basket suspended from the ceiling. The bottom of the basket has a hole.  She is spun around and as the rope is twisted, the basket rises. You are then positioned under the basket and enter her about an inch. The basket is now released and starts spinning and lowers.  The sensation from this contact can blow the top of your head off. It is constant stimulation unlike a jerky hand job , BJ, or even f--cking. There always seemed to be several girls around helping and laughing their asses off. Whenever I hear Fried Chicken Basket I get a large smile and memories of Northern Thailand.

Yes!  The literal translation is "fly a kite".  Think of yourself as a kid, with the spool of twine in your left hand and the other hand tugging on the kite string over and over to get more height.

Okay, I'll say it.....a little dab will do you

But then again, I was a Vitalis guy.  none of the greasy kid stuff for me.

But it's not that bad.  A recent poll found that women preferred the bald look over hair on men.

When I was in the army, several guys who had been in Vietnam told stories about this.   I've always fantasized about it, never found a gal who had the set-up to do it, though.  And yes, it takes at least a couple of gals to make it work, according to the stories.

there was Wildroot cream oil ......Charlie

Context clues. ;P

I could see building something like this for a Mistress. Instead of rope I would use a threaded bolt to slow the drop with a powered motor to turn the basket. Any takers willing to commission this? If you can afford it I can build it.

Maybe you should check out a Mail order bride site....LOL

There's a mail order bride site??

I don't either , we never used them................Willy Nelson....