..lot of the ladies are from the South, a country song may work best.

Here's a title suggestion, courtesy of Chuck Lorre:

"The Problem with Getting Older is I Can't Remember which Lie I Told Her."

Now go and write it.

"I'd rather die while I'm living, than live when I'm dead."

If you don't remember this hit from 1961, maybe you are in the wrong forum!

What about the Cheers theme song... Sometime you want to go where everybody knows your name