Well I've been thinking about these characteristics myself and thought of a few and have the option to narrow it to one.
First: I considered Seahorses or Seadragon Pipefish, being a man and have NO clue or knowledge about pregnancy and childbirth maybe, I'd like the experience, thought came to mind, but I'm almost at the twilight of my life, unfair not to be able to nurse the baby daily needs, health issues. so cross that one.
Second: Kangaroo always fantasize humping, jumping, standing with my third leg but at my age, I probably get my Family Doctor's license revoked, demanding too much, energy drinks and ED MEDS to fill up my pouch to be able to sustain those activities, so cross that one too.
Third: Scorpion & Praying Mantis, I cross those one's too. I don't want a quickie, they mate with you so quick and consumed you tear you up little pieces at a time. No foreplay..that sucks....
And finally decided. On SPIDER, Man, just imagining the ultimate mating rituals you have to go through experience all your sexual fantasies, hanging on in every position your body can take, like a trapeze on line, tied up with threads, rolled around being controlled by a dominant partner and after you've mate and certainly sucks every drop of DNA that you have, she'll devour you whole and be a part of her, and produces those little creepy crawlers, all around, and your life continuous, man what a way to go....
Posted By: cooper80
I looked back to the topics covered back to around the time I joined TER (in 2012) and I don't think this one has been played with. What animal characteristic, behaviorally or anatomically would you like to have? Considering my proclivity for DATY, I would like to have a prehensile tongue of a Giraffe---They can clean their ears with it!!! Have fun.
