60 and Over
5 rules to remember in Life
Do unto others before they do unto you. It always works.
(ba-doom)
is especially good as part of the oral foreplay!!
FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:
1. Money does not buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemies but remember those bastard's names.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble...... and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many (again MANY) people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again.....neither does milk.
These are great. So funny. Totally made my day.
Do unto others as you would want done unto you .... I'm not saying it works all the time but I am trying to be more positive in my life.
Kisses Haley
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