Review: Ashley Richards / Kelly

General Details

I emailed her and her assistant set up appointment. Asked for 2hr outcall which she obliged. She was aabout 20 minutes late. When I opened the door I was shocked to see that she was about 20 years older than her photo with what seemed like occupational hazard with a lot of extra wrinkles and damaged skin around her mouth. I tried to be nice about it but I guess I couldn't hide the disturbed look on my face nor my disappointment and it must have showed. She must have picked up on that, and seemed to have gotten a little lost herself. So she just started rambling on and on about politics, her bad experiences working doubles with some girls, etc.. I was so bored hearing about all of it and was thinking please just get me out of here. It got to a point where I called timeout and suggested if we have a drink that way I can at least bear her rambling about her life in the escort business and the various weirdos she comes across on the job whom she seem to disparage with great passion. I just let her talk and drank so I can at least bear the situation and at least try to figure out a way to get some of my money's worth, since she promptly snagged the donation before I could even mutter an option to exit before proceeding. Kudos to her. By the one and half hour mark I must gotten pretty drunk for her to start looking at least a little bit desirable. So I worked myself up to getting into the mood so I can at least get something out of this.