Review: Lauren

General Details

I could tell by the pics that they prolly weren't all real, but when I called Lauren and asked her she swore (in a cute but seriously indignant Southern accent) that they were. I asked her about an appointment and she had nothing available for a few hours. I guess the prettier the girl in the ad, the more guys call . . . I guess that actually works. So she gave me vague directions to the general neighborhood of her hotel, and when I suggested texting her when I got there for final directions, she got sorta upset until I assured her I wouldn't text, only call. That's what her ad says, too, by the way. So she gave the name of her hotel and I wasn't far and off I went and [VIPs, read on!]