Review: Sydney

General Details

I was making my way on business through Myrtle Beach so I thought I would arrange myself to see a mermaid while I was there and gentlemen, Sydney did not disappoint. I had her come to the hotel I nested in for my stay. Typical two-call system. I hear her knock, I answer the door and my jaw hits the floor. I grabbed her hand, raised it to the sky and asked her to twirl. I was immediately ready to rock.