Review: Sara

General Details

I arranged to meet Sara for a 3rd time (real name is Genevieve) at a small hotel near O'Hare. I had originally suggested 8:00 pm and she texted me that 7:30pm was better. I agreed to 7:30pm and she still arrived 20 minutes late. I wanted to let readers know that I was under the assumption that Sara was responding to text messages I sent her. She isn't. One of her friends/colleagues answers texts and the phone and relays messages to her. Sara will deny this and you simply have to play along. Anyway, it's very misleading. Upon entering, she immediately starts with why I didn't choose to pay for 2 hours or an overnight (her overnight rate is ridiculously overpriced given her list of rules and overall appearance). By the way, Sara will in all likelihood not know your first name because, as I stated earlier, she receives instructions from a co-worker. So, instead of a friendly greeting where she is supposed to address me by my first name and a small kiss, the conversation immediately turns to why I didn't spend more, as if what I'm spending isn't good enough. This is absurdly tacky and rude. Then she proceeds to ask for the dollar amount like she were a cashier at Target. Again, extremely tacky. For someone that stresses to be discreet, at least this is what she told me, that is the opposite of discreet. This girl needs to get up to speed on protocol. After all, the envelope was sitting on a desk right next to her. She could have at least asked Do you have something for me? so it appears inconspicuous.

Let me simply say the first two times with Sara (2 hours each) were rushed. The girl sets an alarm on her cell phone. Again, really tacky. She can't wait to leave when that alarm sounds. I was supposed to meet her last week but she cancelled due to a family emergency 30 minutes prior to the appointment. She was most likely lying and double booked the appointment. There was no apology when I met her 2 days ago. No mention of the incident. In fact, she was very vague when I asked what had happened.

I had agreed via text message for a 1 hour visit that included GFE. I have a pretty good idea what's included in a GFE and this experience hardly qualified. It was an outright lie. First of all, she denied agreeing to a GFE as she stood in front of me. The reason is that her co-worker agreed to it and perhaps never told her.

Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse my rambling. I'm still upset from this ordeal 48 hours after it occurred. I implore you to avoid this girl. It is the scam of the 21st century. Don't be lured by the photos. Why? They are fake. They look nothing like Sara. The girl in the photo is stunning. Sara is.... well.... you get my point. If you're only willing to spend for an hour or two, get ready for so many rules you'll need a legal pad to write them all down and review. If you don't pay up for 3 hours or more, she could care less. Huge disappointment. I would recommend looking elsewhere.