Review: Ms. Josephine Darling / Joey / Joey 1981

General Details

It’s been a while since I’ve written a review, and I’m recalling why I dislike them so much. There’s something about taking a very intimate moment and then sharing it with the world that doesn’t quite feel right, yet here I am doing it again. Over the years I’ve been blessed to meet some of the most amazing people in this industry and after meeting Joey, I’m not sure it’s an experience that can ever be topped. I know I just lost some of you with that last sentence, but then again you may not have yet met Joey, so don’t judge me. As for the review thing…I think I still have the hang of it. First you have to find a girl, then you meet her, then something happens and then you start to write…Yup, I still got it.

So first I had to find a girl. I was in NYC where there is a serious over-priced talent pool, so I decided to do some homework and in my opinion, I just won the TER lottery. I came across this lovely girl on Eros and then checked her out on TER and that was all I needed to know. She was in the city visiting from New England and our schedules coincided quite nicely. She liked my P411 and a few of my references put in a good word for me and next thing I know we had a date scheduled. I prefer the longer date, and since her minimum was 2 hours it worked out quite well. We emailed back and forth and to be honest, that’s where I knew I had at least a few of the winning numbers. She is smart funny and articulate and I knew that 4 hours was going to fly by in no time. We set up the particulars and decided to meet at the restaurant, and that brings us to part 2 of writing a review…You meet the girl.

I arrived a few minutes early and had a seat at the bar. I’ve got a club soda in my hand making small talk with a guy next to me when out the corner of my eye I see the raven haired, hazel eyed beauty walk through the door. As the fading sunlight from the outside framed her body, both the guy I was talking with and I stopped our conversation mid-stream. Joey blurs her face on her web site, but I could tell instantly that she was my date for the night. I caught her eye and she smiled and I nearly fell off my chair. As this stunning woman crossed the room, all eyes were on her, and then they were on me in disbelief. What’s funny is that she wasn’t dress provocatively or inappropriately. In fact I had told her to dress it down a little and she did, but some things you just can’t hide. At this point I knew I was holding a winning ticket and I was just waiting for that last number to be called…wanna guess the number? Ok that comes later.

Dinner was fantastic and Joey was one of the most engaging women I’ve ever been with. After I got over my initial shock at how gorgeous she was, I started to settle in and get more comfortable and next thing I know I feel like I’m chatting with an old friend. Well not that old at all to be honest. My guess is that she’s in her late 20s, but she insisted early 30s. Either way she’s the hottest “old friend” I’ve ever had dinner with and I loved every minute. She is sweet sexy and damn what a kisser.

We decided to take a rain check on dessert and head back to her place. She had a great hotel near public transportation and cabs were abundant. We grabbed a car and before long we were getting off the elevator and heading through her door. I washed up and so did she, and the conversation kept going without a break. It has been ages since I have been this comfortable with someone, yet so incredibly turned on. Now this brings us to part 3 of the review writing process…Then something happens.

For all the kids in the cheap seats that won’t pay for VIP, let me advise you to write a review of fill out a problem report and read her reviews. Actually, skip the reading. It’s a waste of time. Just go see her. Joey is one of the most wonderful woman you will ever meet and will leave you looking down on cloud nine. Yup, that good.