Review: Luiza Brazil

General Details

She looked so gorgeous in her ad that I assumed the photos would look nothing like the lady in real life. But I called anyway, and she seemed articulate, just a hint of a sexy Brazilian accent, and I asked her point blank about the ad. I joked about it and assured her that if she looked even close to the picture I would be glad to spend an hour with her. She told me it was actually her in the ad and that I could turn around and walk away if it wasn't. So I went ahead and made the appointment (she asked for certain screening details, as her ad states), and about two hours later I was calling her from the lobby. When she gave me her room number and I was walking to her room, I steeled myself to leave if as I suspected she looked nothing like her ad. I knocked, she swung the door wide open while standing behind it, and I stepped inside. As she shut the door behind me I turned around and that was when [VIPs, you can go ahead and read on!]