Review: Janeene Lyndemulderre / Jamie Linder

General Details

I got to the room and knocked on the door. Pam had contacted me via e-mail to give me the room number about 10 minutes earlier. At this point my anticipation was through the roof. I'm usually a very confident guy (in and out of the hobby) but I was a nervous wreck as I knocked on her door. I could hear my heartbeat with every passing second. The moment was fast approaching and my mind went back to all those movies of hers I'd watched as a young man. The day dreaming of what I'll do if I ever had the opportunity to meet her. The music video. The endless search for her boy/girl scenes. After what seem like a movie reel of my late teens and early twenties, the sound of a woman's heels on the other side of the door brought me back to this moment. All those memories did not prepare me for what was to come.

The door opened and there she was! Janeene (UTR), the legend, was standing right in front of me. Nothing could have prepared me for how gorgeous she is. Absolutely nothing! She invited me in and gave me a hug as the closed behind us. She introduced herself and for a moment there I forgot how to speak the English language. Hi I'm mr so so. Nice to meet you would have sufficed but even that proved too much to utter as my brain went into full blown fan-boy mode.