Review: Honey Jones

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note: about the dog...(cute little Diva) it's no bigger than a small bunny, less

aggressive, has no odor, and is very sweet--not yippy. great pet!

about Honey....

that isn't fair. not for $250.

I wasn't mentally ready to get run over by the Love Train.

I may never enjoy another woman again for years--I'll be pining for

Honey-- so strong, so sweet, so....OH! a-MAH !.... a-GAAH !!!

rocked my world --too overused

once in a lifetime --not if I can help it! guys will keep track of this one!

changed my brain --too...too....what the hell does that mean, anyway?

...see, with $250 next to her ad, no one is

expecting the awesome, passion-rousing, possibly marriage-ruining power

that is bottled inside Honey.

no one in the entire entertainment industry should be allowed

to say 100% GFE if their name isn't Honey Jones, 'cuz

the rest couldn't possibly top 99, once you've met Honey--

jesus...

if I ever wanted to get married again, I'd have to think carefully about

how I could deal with keeping myself from the hunger and craving for her...

...maybe I'd have to just spread some on my toast when I'm longing for Honey,

and spend a few moments remembering paradise...

let's say your friend, this guy, is blind to the fact that he's about to marry a

complete bitch, 'cuz he thinks his girl treats him so good in the bedroom.

get together with the other groomsmen, fly in Honey, and see if he

doesn't recognize, hey, my girlfriend is a BEE-otch! I should be looking

for someone as sweet as Honey...

and then, you see, he'll never get married.

he's ruined. great. now you've ruined your friend, too.

what the hell, as long as Honey stays in the biz, there's still

something to look forward to in this life.

...I have spent $600 on other entertainment and been FAR less impressed.