Review: Eden Harlow

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So here’s the thing: Eden Harlowe is bliss incarnate. I’m not even engaging in hyperbole here; this woman is literally the opposite of a Dementor from the Harry Potter series. I defy you to watch Eden smile and not feel a surge of joy in your soul. (There might also be surges of certain fluids in certain areas of your body, but I’m going to save all that for the VIP section.) But I digress - let’s get to the basic info.

I was in NOLA for a work conference and in need of some amiable company. The problem was that there were literally hundreds of my colleagues filtering in and out of the hotel where the conference was being held - discretion was a must. I reached out to Eden via her assistant and hatched a conspiracy of sorts. Since I actually went to high school in New Orleans (a fact that my boss was well aware of), Eden would pose as an old friend from high school. I asked her to arrive in jeans and a T-shirt - nothing too fancy - and she was happy to oblige.

I met Eden in the lobby and she was an absolute vision to behold in person - even with the casual outfit. We hugged and held hands as we headed to the elevator and then up to my room. The fun started once we got inside…