Review: Alexis

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Let me start by saying FUCK. Okay. It took me quite a while to find Alexis. I'm sure I'm not alone in my lil' process of figuring out ways NOT to see someone because of my bashful bullshit, so I mostly just look at ads. But Alexis' caught me like a bear trap and I suddenly found the confidence. I love her body type, and could somehow tell that her face was beautiful beneath the blur, so I looked deeper. Her website was classy and still youthful somehow, like a sexpot who skipped a few grades. I can only state it briefly here by, again, just saying FUCK. If you don't fall in love (or at the very, very least, deeeeep lust) with Alexis, you're probably a fucking jerk...