Review: Alexandra Hill

General Details

Over the past 18 months, I have been on a self-imposed nearly complete hiatus from the hobby (several factors, none of which are all that interesting). I kept in contact with very few people from the hobby and I even let my VIP status on TER and P411 lapse (I know, Blasphemy!) One woman (who will forever remain nameless and my ATF) I have seen a couple of times but our relationship is a different kind of thing altogether so she kind of doesn't count (at least in terms of this discussion). The other is the nearly immeasurable Alexandra Hill. Oh, and before I forget, nice to see you boys and girls! Glad to be back into the mix and I look forward to reading all your tawdry tales of hunting!

So I last saw Alex years ago (reviewed Oct '12) but we had continued to stay connected from time to time and it always brought a smile to see her name in my inbox. While we had an amazing time together, I always knew that we "left something on the table" and that we could have really melted the paint off the ceiling if we had another crack at it. After our encounter back in '12, Alex went so far as to thank me for my review but also guarantee me that she was eager to "fix" some of the "less than perfect 10" items I had mentioned in my review. Now mind you, she had NOTHING to apologize for and if I never saw her again, my memories of her would have always been nothing short of amazing. But with her sincere outreach and continued kind hellos, I knew she was genuinely a sweet girl and serious about wanting another shot at the title. Due to whatever circumstances, we never had the chance to see test out her theory...

In the later part of 2014 our friendly email banter sparked up again and I knew that (a) I was headed to Southern Cal for a few days at the beginning of 2015 and (b) that trip was going to coincide with a holiday bonus check, I decided that taking her up on her standing offer to "right any wrongs" was not only a smart decision, but damn it, I had to see if she was right... Understand man, I was doing it for SCIENCE! So I started to spend time back on her website (VIP section boys - video!), I was creeping on her twitter account and then she sent a few personal selfie pics to my inbox and like an Ali jab snapping my head back over and over, my knees got weak and I was soon at her mercy.

We stayed in consistent touch in the week or so leading up to my trip to LA so I spent the fight dreaming about what was waiting for me on the Left Coast. Those piercing blue eyes, that sly sexy smile, her athletic but soft skinned body (and natural boobs!) accentuated with those painted fingers and toes and last but not least, her fun and sassy personality combined with an extremely HEALTHY sexual appetite. I kept thinking, "all that PLUS the extra perks?" I'm gonna need a B12 shot and a set of crutches because I expect to be limping away from her. But how am I going to pay attention in my business meetings when that is my prize at the finish line? (Spoiler alert... I made it!)

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