Ain't it a shame, your favorite QB is on the disabled list and you're looking to play!!! Let me be your back-up QB for the most outrageously pleasurable fantasy football league you've even been in!!!            
           
My skills in the pocket and my handling of your balls under pressure ( and soon to be de-flated hehe) would make even the toughest of coaches wanna activate me off the bench... NO FUMBLES HERE and a solid 4th quarter scoring touchdown drive is guaranteed...          
           
 YOU want some scouting stats??? Check out my reviews from other coaches around the league and then shoot my agent, Miss Betty, an email at [email protected] to schedule a one-on-one single day player contract of your very own...          
( or one-on-two with nastya, my favorite world football league team mate, if you can handle that kinda game, without a fumble lol)          
           
See you in the locker room, located near North Park Mall, for the pre-game speech, 4 hot and heavy quarters and post-game afterglow...          
           
Holding special TRAINING camps around the country so check out my road schedule below...          
           
           
------AWAY  GAMES------              
                 
     
DALLAS--12/21-1/4  
                  San Diego----1/5-1/7  
 
DALLAS--1/8-1/21  
                  Vacation--1/21-1/23  
 
DALLAS--1/24-2/6  
                 San Francisco--2/7-2/10  
                 San Diego--2/10-2/12  
   
DALLAS--2/14----3/1      
                  (small mini tours to HOUSTON, OKC or NASHVILLE ONLY TIL MARCH)