There once was a girl named Jill
Who tried a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
in North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil
Ok..now, truly, Ventana..what kind of response did you think you might get with that one?
Remember..Santa Claus is comin' to town and if you want something in your stocking..
I think you've been naughty..
Sedona
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