10 Top Reasons Golf is better than sex: Cute plaque I had to buy to put up on my playroom ceiling:

10. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
9. Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer, if you play with somebody else.
8. You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
7. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.
6. A below par performance is considered damn good)
5. If you live in FL, you can do it almost every day.
4. You can still make money doing it as a senior. Wait! this one is for the ladies, right? The cuties still love us older guys, with exception of the cutie in Raleigh(.........
3.It is much easier to find the wet spot.
2. Three times a day is possible.
1. Foursomes are encouraged!! Assuming this is one M to FFFs;P~~~~
0. Just kidding, Life is like a round of golf, when you get out of one hole, you are looking for another one to tee off in, ER, on) Back to work on this rainy, rainy day(