Only one problem - they don't make golf cleats/spikes anymore...
...Today they use soft spikes - rubber nubs - so as not to damage the golf course. If it's any consolation, this brand calls their soft spikes "Black Widow."
http://www.golfsmith.com/product/30034111/softspikes-black-widow-fast-twist-clam-spikes/?lcode=CI&tcode=GOOGLE&cm_mmc=GOOGLE-_-PLA-_-Softspikes-_-30034111%20N%2FA&gclid=CLjZqYfd1M4CFYdcfgodiIwCLwHi sister!
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I imagine a trampling board controlled by you with shoes with cleats. I just can't make it work for me (not that you ever meant to invite me to join you.); but it is a very arresting image.
...Today they use soft spikes - rubber nubs - so as not to damage the golf course. If it's any consolation, this brand calls their soft spikes "Black Widow."