I have a job. I sell Honda Civics.
Now he's too busy to be dating and can afford his own rent and groceries.
Then mom and dad can finally move on with their lives and take a vacation.
The key is that zak really gets a job.
So I talked to one of my regular and asked her to be my girlfriend last weekend for my cousin's wedding. I told her I could afford to pay her x for her trouble. So the wedding happened last weekend and let's just say she was the hit of the wedding. Problem is my mom and dad are coming in for my 33rd birthday next week and they think I am engaged with her. I'm on the verge of hitting rock bottom with my finances and they think I have been dating this provider for the last six months. I don't have the heart to tell them that she is a career women/ side hooker. I asked her if she would do me the favor and spend the night at my place since they think we are engaged. I don't have enough to keep paying her for her services We were very happy last weekend how do i defuse the situation.
Please help me.
Your the women that I want to marry. I should of brought you. My family would love your personality.
You aren't a douche bag or a loser for bringing a hooker, you are a 100% pussy for lying about it.
and if you had brought Roxy and lied about your relationship you would still be a pussy for doing so.
Don't you guys get it? There is no shame in bringing an escort, hooker or ex provider with you to a function. The only shame is to have to lie about it. If you really thought that highly of Roxy, or any other hooker for that matter, you would take her to a family function and not lie about how you met.
I didn't lie how we met I told them that I met her at a party.
Didn't say it was for swingers.
and if you had brought Roxy and lied about your relationship you would still be a pussy for doing so.
Don't you guys get it? There is no shame in bringing an escort, hooker or ex provider with you to a function. The only shame is to have to lie about it. If you really thought that highly of Roxy, or any other hooker for that matter, you would take her to a family function and not lie about how you met.
Sounds like zak has to put up some facade so he doesn't have to move back in the basement.
I doubt his parents want him there either. How do you think it looks to their friends that their 33 y/o son is still living with them? They'd rather pay for him to stay in his apartment and pretend he's self-sufficient.
They also don't want those beaters sitting on their front lawn waiting for zak to flip them.
and if you had brought Roxy and lied about your relationship you would still be a pussy for doing so.
Don't you guys get it? There is no shame in bringing an escort, hooker or ex provider with you to a function. The only shame is to have to lie about it. If you really thought that highly of Roxy, or any other hooker for that matter, you would take her to a family function and not lie about how you met.
Basement hell no I am not Cinderella. I'm prince charming. Most 33 year old's are like me. Everyone needs some help sometime. My apartment is my bachelor pad.Only the finest come thru the door.
I doubt his parents want him there either. How do you think it looks to their friends that their 33 y/o son is still living with them? They'd rather pay for him to stay in his apartment and pretend he's self-sufficient.
They also don't want those beaters sitting on their front lawn waiting for zak to flip them.
and if you had brought Roxy and lied about your relationship you would still be a pussy for doing so.
Don't you guys get it? There is no shame in bringing an escort, hooker or ex provider with you to a function. The only shame is to have to lie about it. If you really thought that highly of Roxy, or any other hooker for that matter, you would take her to a family function and not lie about how you met.
Where you are so sadly mistaken is that "most 33 y/o's" are NOT needing mommy and daddy to pay their rents. I guess you are one of those entitled brats that expects others to pay for them.
Pathetic!
Get off these boards and get a degree in something that will advance your skills. Or are you planning on hoping mommy and daddy kick soon? I guess that's a strategy.
Pathetic!
I doubt his parents want him there either. How do you think it looks to their friends that their 33 y/o son is still living with them? They'd rather pay for him to stay in his apartment and pretend he's self-sufficient.
They also don't want those beaters sitting on their front lawn waiting for zak to flip them.
and if you had brought Roxy and lied about your relationship you would still be a pussy for doing so.
Don't you guys get it? There is no shame in bringing an escort, hooker or ex provider with you to a function. The only shame is to have to lie about it. If you really thought that highly of Roxy, or any other hooker for that matter, you would take her to a family function and not lie about how you met.
Most 33 year olds are like you? Where/how did you grow up?? WTF. Dude, you're just weak. EOM.
sparkly shoes will never be worn.
On a serious note I would have said she was a friend I met at work. Escorts originally were meant to take to events because of their poise, education and beauty of course now it became a fuck it all thing but originally that was a big thing. I've been to events with clients it's super fun. I love to take over the room and just shine like a star and let me not go into what I wear when I go to events. I do agree with you, lying only complicates things.
the holy water burns. No ma wants to marry me, I'll give him a run of a lifetime.
If I were you, I would tell my parents that she was my date for the wedding or a friend from university. Because the longer you lie, the harder to come out with the truth.
That's not an option because the story going in was that she was my girlfriend. I wanted to impress my parents with someone who I thought would do a good job of showing them that all my dreams were coming true. My sister went shopping with her on my credit card. I just need for a few more times this month than I will tell my parents we broke it off. It's just to soon to not have her around when they met her just two days ago.
It's simply pathetic that you "wanted to impress my parents with someone who I thought would do a good job of showing them that all my dreams were coming true." So you created a lie. To top it off you sent her shopping with your credit card. You have no spine. I'd say I was sorry for you, but I'm really not. You're just that pathetic.
How ridiculous it would seem to a person that he can't afford to pay the prostitute for her time, but can afford to allow her to put some crap on a credit card.
I'm sure his daddy got some of that pussy. He paid for it.
My dad's got my mom 35 years he's a lucky man. I split the credit card bill with my dad. Thank you very much.
I'm sure his daddy got some of that pussy. He paid for it.
That really is pathetic. And what's even more pathetic is all the personal info you're spilling on this thread in a weak attempt to defend you weasely actions. You really should stop
You are seriously out of touch with reality.
I would hope that this is just a troll thread by you.
But I doubt it. You are too sincere in being a mommy's boy. And that you have no ability to survive in this world without your daddy paying for it.
As my initial post to you was sincere, you have already defused this situation. I'm sure you'll make up some more crap to spew to mommy and daddy. I doubt either of them believes anything you say, and know they will have to continue to support you in life.
Maybe one or both will finally toss out some tough love. Ask some of the prostitutes what it's like to be on their own. And most by 33 have been so for years!!
I'm sure his daddy got some of that pussy. He paid for it.
How dare you say that Afro. I thought we were friends. She only bought two pairs of pants. I would be pathetic only if i paid her RENT. Which I don't.
You fell in love with your hooker.
And with your negotitating skills, I will have a position at JD University come the fall as I am exhausted being the only one capable to teach that class after Bob Sugar quit. LOL
I'm not in love with her but I would love a seat at JD university.
And with your negotitating skills, I will have a position at JD University come the fall as I am exhausted being the only one capable to teach that class after Bob Sugar quit. LOL
spring classes? This is an outraged!
Zak can watch as I teach him how to fk a hot broad properly. 
No sword crossing though. LOL
You've already defused the situation too.
You know it's all about the money. And if you aren't paying her, she'll just move on to someone who has some money.
Maybe ask your parents for a loan? She'd probably be better off doing your father since you don't have any money. Ask her if she's OK with that arrangement.
Just for future reference, since you don't have any money to pay prostitutes, how about finding a job outside of McDonalds? That would help.
Please help me.
Maybe zak is the manager and can get her discounts for 1/4 pounders and shakes.
The dude needs to get a degree in something that pays more than minimum wage if he wants prostitutes to like him. The prostitutes he's seeing must be the 1/4 hour type @ $65.
Not to mention that a 33 year old man is worried what his mommy and daddy think of some GF of his. Pretty low self-esteem if you want to know the truth.
I'm sure he's got to continue to snow mommy and daddy as they are probably paying his rent.
How dare you mention my parents paying my rent.
They only give me 300 a month and buy my groceries
I recently heard they don't use pink slime anymore and that there burgers are 100% USG approved. LOL
But you knew this already. 
using the slime.
My mother's opinion means a lot to me #justsaying and confidence my friend I do not lack. Hey in Zak's defense things happen.
I think she has a soft spot in her heart for me. She told me she would spend the night for a grand which is one/fifth of her usual donation. In a way I am winning because I am getting some major discounts.
I don't work flipping burgers I work flipping cars.
She was the hit at the party because I told her I wanted her to sparkle and make the focus of the wedding. She did shots was telling great stories about her travel.
What can I say everyone falls in love with this women she is amazing.
Zak you're better off seeing a lady that wants you for you and not your money
I completely agree with you. Are you based in NY?
Lol no
Dammit you are on my short list of people I want to see.
I think we would get along great.
At least that's what her website says.
Show it to your daddy. Maybe he'll pay for it too. After tasting it first.
I think we would get along great.
Guess she's not all that smart. Or maybe she is, and you don't know what she was doing with the groom and his friends.
I'm sure flipping cars is as lucrative as flipping houses.
Good luck with this nonsense.
I don't work flipping burgers I work flipping cars.
She was the hit at the party because I told her I wanted her to sparkle and make the focus of the wedding. She did shots was telling great stories about her travel.
What can I say everyone falls in love with this women she is amazing.
Everyone has to make a living somehow.
She is very smart. She is going out with a good looking guy. I'm rocking her world.
I'm sure flipping cars is as lucrative as flipping houses.
Good luck with this nonsense.
I don't work flipping burgers I work flipping cars.
She was the hit at the party because I told her I wanted her to sparkle and make the focus of the wedding. She did shots was telling great stories about her travel.
What can I say everyone falls in love with this women she is amazing.
Zak. How intelligent was this wonderful provider?
Pretty damn smart if she is going out with me.
Pssss. Dumb ass. She's not going out with you. You are paying her to hang out..Psst, you again. She's not your girlfriend...psst, you lied about the "relationship" now make up a simple break up story..."It was moving too fast, we stopped seeing each other".
Did you ever get a beating when you were younger, sports, anything? You wouldnt act this way if you did.
and oh my God what she was wearing....I don't know.... Competition got fierce.
a woman looks good, she looks good! 
I never hate some b*tches are sexy. I'm not even bi just saying#
She was wearing the silk black cocktail dress I got her. She looked stunning. Best looking girl in the building. No one came close.
Create a problem and it will cost you ...
A discount to spend the night ...wow!
Yup, she loves you too. She lover you long time
Ask her what it will cost to marry you?
Of course she can keep providing and
You can make condom and lube runs for her
Like a good hubby maybe even be her helper
At other events like Bachelor parties ... Somebody has
To keep the other guys hard so things keep moving.
You can fake anything some women even fake orgasms or so I hear.
know more or even go to your house.
If i tell my parents she got hit by a car they would know that's a lie. That's ridiculous
That has health insurance coverage and vacation benefits.
Now he's too busy to be dating and can afford his own rent and groceries.
Then mom and dad can finally move on with their lives and take a vacation.
The key is that zak really gets a job.
I have a job. I sell Honda Civics.
Now he's too busy to be dating and can afford his own rent and groceries.
Then mom and dad can finally move on with their lives and take a vacation.
The key is that zak really gets a job.
You can hardly have time to do anything else.
know...who it was.
For those that are curious why the curiosity?
All jelous of my fine ass. Some people.
For those that are curious why the curiosity?
I stopped asking him by pm after the fifth attempt.
She is a board member that posts on this site
What handle does your daddy use?
Or do you two share this handle that you use.
My dad doesn't hobby.
Or do you two share this handle that you use.
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree zak
I'm sure your mommy knows too.
When will this prostitute confirm any of this nonsense?
Or do you two share this handle that you use.
She is on tour tonight visiting her grandma. She can confirm this if she wants. She will read this thread tonight or tomorrow.
I'm sure your mommy knows too.
When will this prostitute confirm any of this nonsense?
Or do you two share this handle that you use.
Everyone post on the boards one time or another. Well just remember you can't say names on the GD boards. I love clues
You have corresponded with this girl in the past.
My advice, don't out the gal to your parents just tell them you were drunk and those crazy words, "We're engaged" just came outta your mouth and now you are mortified because you ask her to attend to make them happy.
Own your crazy ass decision and leave her out of it. It will blow over, just end the façade NOW!
Sigh...
Steph
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I agree.
No more serial responses. Must be comfy in Mom and Dad's basement.
If you really think my parents and I split a credit card and I get an allowance you are sadder than I thought. I can sell you a bridge as well.
Everyone that knows me knows I am very generous.
Not everything posted on these boards is fact.
You ever hear the quote
You never know what someone's going thru until you live a day in there shoes same quote applies here.
Now you've opened the door to their asking, "What is this 'double booking' of which you speak?"
That explains why she isn't there AND how she got to be there in the first place
Just tell your parents that the engagement is off. Nobody will suspect anything. Then you can see your escort/hooker friend as usual.
I like how you think. It's gonna be fine.
We will see how I feel in the morning. I think she is buying me breakfast.
I hear it's going to be McDonalds but I don't mind.
We will see how I feel in the morning. I think she is buying me breakfast.
I hear it's going to be McDonalds but I don't mind.
This would make sense to your folks and is too embarasding to cone off as a lie...
tell your folks the partial truth: she dumped u cause you dont have your shit together
your parents she didn't think you were financially ready for where she wants to be in life. she's not a gold digger, but ready to buy a house and have kids, but not with a guy in your situation. she's saved up money, but you're broke a great guy but you're not responsible enough
Please help me.
This is some simple ass shit. Roxy got an immediate job transfer mom. She had been waiting for this a long time and couldn't pass up this opportunity. We're gonna try and work this long distance but I could see it in her eyes that it's probably over. We're definitely going to stay in touch, but like i said mom, it's probably over. Easy peasey!
Start there. We've all screwed up like that in some form or fashion. U got this brother!
Good luck!
Thanks man I appreciate the love. We are doing breakfast in an hour. I'll update everyone how we are going to play this forward. Seeing if we have a long term future.
Start there. We've all screwed up like that in some form or fashion. U got this brother!
Good luck!
Start there. We've all screwed up like that in some form or fashion. U got this brother!
Good luck!
Who are you calling a train wreck? You just don't get it Bro.
This women has a huge fan base. She loves corgis and has pictures on her web site with them. Her poems are published. She will be retiring at the end of the year and is serious about it. She is back in the spotlight after a long layoff due to be away on vacation and this girl is on fire. Her review is on my page.
She was also teacher of the year in 2012.
You guessed it the women is
.........
But talk about a train wreck. She was the hit of the wedding? The BRIDE is supposed to be the fucking hit of the wedding. Kudos to Zak and ******* for spoiling this poor woman's wedding. Also, I'm about to puke because I just read a thread where I agree with most of what bbfs4ever said. Thanks Zak and ******e for spoiling my day. Now, don't get me wrong. I like Zak and **x****, but sometimes they don't think before they act, and it tends to get them into trouble. Oh, did I mention that I read the clues in the thread and figured out who it was?
The bride was the center of attention don't WORRY about that (Im pretty sure she opened the gift you got her from the registry) and whatever Zac wants to do is on him. Lighten up, no one died of cancer and as usual things will be okay. Relax, as far as discretion I guess Zac dropped the ball on that one. But I've never been coy and he's the client he wants to talk about it that's on him. I can't stop any client from what he wants to say and I personally don't consider myself a dilemma either. But no one's wedding was ruined jeez it's like chicken little on the board a drop of water falls and basically the way it's seen on here it's like the world went into an apocalypse. Relax everyone is okay if you are so concern. I'm grown and my actions I don't explain to you or anyone and I mean that with the most respect. Chill man, everyone is alive and well and the world isn't over. WOW!
How much damage can 2 easy going ppl cause? The sky isn't falling don't worry. By the way no one got in trouble, what are we 5 yrs old?
That's the problem with a lot of ppl on here, it's so uptight. Everyone is tired of talking about the same topic but when a new one out of this crated world is brought up the grown is shaken. Something that is suppose to be enjoyable gets dissected and dragged out. This is fun, this is a getaway to most. My concern is and will always be was the client happy(within reason)...oh he was then I did my job. Anyone can open their legs and fake it a true entertainer will go beyond that. You can take me to a funeral and I will shine like a star. Might not be the prettiest or the hottest, but I'm a hell of a good time for the price ppl pay.
Best post of the day.
Your a trip good lookin.
Please help me.
Refinance your home or something lol your happy they're happy everyone can be happy lol
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