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funny incident
grayhair 63 Reviews 4626 reads
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When I was clearing out my Uncle's apartment in a senior complex several years ago (after his demise), I put up a table with odds and ends, with a big sign "HELP YOURSELF".  Turned out one of the items was a set of his dentures (in a container).  Can you imagine if I had put out a sex toy just for fun?  Wouldn't those old ladies had a fight to see which one would get it first?

Wouldn't it be funny to secretly place a sex toy in someone else's yard sale then stand back and watch the reactions!
Lol!!!

when you check in at the airport ask a male attendant where The Mile High Club is?
I've also wanted to be at a Carolina/Duke game and hold a huge poster that says "Carolina loves Duke"

sailor664452 reads

in the early 1980's, before women were allowed to serve on combat vessels. Some civilian contractors flew on board to help with some specialized eqipment and one of them was a woman. When they were checking her bags, she opened one and a vibrator fell out! She turned about 3 shades of red and all of the sailors who saw it got a good laugh.

-- Modified on 3/29/2012 4:02:46 PM

james69104284 reads

I served on board a submarine tender for several years in the mid-70's.

I was stationed on a sub tender in goose creek in the 80s.
the ship had come back from a 5 yr stint in scotland
note to self: never stand near the ships horn when they shift colors to underway again!!!

Nice to see some fellow sailors here.

lungman2642 reads

Loved my time in the Navy.....young, full of testosterone and fucking ladies all over SE Asia!!
My boat....USS Enterprise CVN65

macdaddy19442809 reads

ashley you sound bored..i think you need some serious lovin..

I'm always up for some lovin...

Lick Lick

grayhair4627 reads

When I was clearing out my Uncle's apartment in a senior complex several years ago (after his demise), I put up a table with odds and ends, with a big sign "HELP YOURSELF".  Turned out one of the items was a set of his dentures (in a container).  Can you imagine if I had put out a sex toy just for fun?  Wouldn't those old ladies had a fight to see which one would get it first?

A friend of mine is going to have a yard sale and I'm gonna place the dildo there on the table ahead of time.

Then a girlfriend and I will put on a show fighting for it. Its gonna be a blast, lol.

swimtrekr4068 reads

I love it!!!!!!!    You're the best!

Swim
xoxo

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