call housekeeping for a mop and bucket?
Being a man of the world I leave a few bucks to tip the maid.Your thoughts
Dani...bro? What goes on when you are in session? Wow wish I could read reviews on Clients, these questions are interesting and just...wow I know this is coming from the babysitter/ I guess pet person but wow. Cumming that much...
Yeah the providers head popped off and we are still looking for it ...
...and tell them to drain the swimming pool.
That happens to me a lot, too. The first time I blew so much, so hard, that it shot out of her nostrils and her ears. From her left ear, it hit the mirror over the bed and from her right ear it covered the big screen TV on the dresser. I ordered a couple of coconut pina coladas from room service and had my hostess tell the maid she spilled them.
Nowadays, I ask my hostess to move to the bathtub with the curtain closed for the finish. Her look of wonderING is soon replaced by her look of wonderMENT but it's a breeze to clean up with the shower massage thing