... somehow that just ruins the whole mood thing.
aughing your ass off ?
I was treated to a piss poor performance of a porn parody blowjob yesterday. The "provider" spit, slobbered, took me in deep growled and shook her head like a puppy with a new squeak toy, licked my balls and all this at a speed that would simulate the worst porn movie you've ever seen played back at 125% of the recorded speed. While doing all this she was fingering herself to four fabulous fake orgasms worthy of an Oscar.
I was so mesmerized by this comedic demonstration that I burst out laughing and lost my erection.
How about it guys and gals, should I have asked for a full refund, a partial refund or tipped for an experience that surpassed and evening with Laurel & Hardy, the Marx Brothers and the Three Stooges all rolled into one ??
Didn't I tell you to stay away from trannies?
... somehow that just ruins the whole mood thing.
I hear ya brother - so true!
You knew who I was when you contacted me. Why complain now?
As for your erection...compared to my tool you are a mosquito bite.
Don't know about maintaining, but one time I was going down on a lady, and the tv in the back ground was playing the "Kelly kelly kelly" episode of Cheers and I couldn't help but start laughing while listening to it. According to the lady (who didnt realize I was laughing) I was the best ever.
laughing your ass off ?
I was treated to a piss poor performance of a porn parody blowjob yesterday. The "provider" spit, slobbered, took me in deep growled and shook her head like a puppy with a new squeak toy, licked my balls and all this at a speed that would simulate the worst porn movie you've ever seen played back at 125% of the recorded speed. While doing all this she was fingering herself to four fabulous fake orgasms worthy of an Oscar.
I was so mesmerized by this comedic demonstration that I burst out laughing and lost my erection.
How about it guys and gals, should I have asked for a full refund, a partial refund or tipped for an experience that surpassed and evening with Laurel & Hardy, the Marx Brothers and the Three Stooges all rolled into one ???
I wouldn't laugh in the first place. I would try my hardest not to laugh because I appreciate the effort.
That just means she's inexperienced and maybe even incompetent but in my book I appreciate the effort which is much better than so many lame, half-hearted, listless, mechanical, barely there... BJs I have received over years.
If that was me I would have also tried to "correct" her by slowing her down and gently nudge her to do the correct moves
I wonder if while trying soooooo hard to impress guys, anyone realizes how fkin stupid it comes across. I am not an actress... porn is hilarious for the most part, so why would I want to have you laughing once your pants are off? Ok, so I crack some jokes and sing into the Microphone, but that's just me.
laughing your ass off ?
I was treated to a piss poor performance of a porn parody blowjob yesterday. The "provider" spit, slobbered, took me in deep growled and shook her head like a puppy with a new squeak toy, licked my balls and all this at a speed that would simulate the worst porn movie you've ever seen played back at 125% of the recorded speed. While doing all this she was fingering herself to four fabulous fake orgasms worthy of an Oscar.
I was so mesmerized by this comedic demonstration that I burst out laughing and lost my erection.
How about it guys and gals, should I have asked for a full refund, a partial refund or tipped for an experience that surpassed and evening with Laurel & Hardy, the Marx Brothers and the Three Stooges all rolled into one ???
