Unfortunately, I never got to know Highandtight. When I saw the posts about his passing, however, I was immediately struck by how much he obviously touched so many so deeply. I am not from Chicago, and I had never really read the board here, so I was not familiar with his postings or his presence other than the occasional stops he would make on the GD board. I missed out.
Having seen how much he affected so many, I wanted to at least read his posts. Wow, over 2700 hundred posts in just over three years. I started reading them and soon began to realize that his impact on the hobby, and those in it, was tremendous; and it went way beyond his board presence. He truly cared about the people he met through the hobby, and he quite obviously did everything he could to make life that much better for those who knew him, both personally and through the board. His interaction within the threads, his attendance at the Meet and Greets, his obviously helpful PM’s and emails, his dogged devotion to providers and hobbyists, and his very outlook on life – all combined to equal one hell of a man. I have gained an immense respect for him by reading all of his posts, and am even more saddened that I did not get a chance to know him.
His legacy on these boards, though, and particularly to those many TER members and lurkers who never had a chance to meet him, are his posts. His words. Those words, imbued with his lustful love of life, are what we, who never met him (and even those who had met him, but to a lesser extent) have to look back upon in remembering him for the great presence he was in our lives. Within those words, we can see that he truly came alive upon finding the hobby; did everything he could to share his exuberance towards the lifestyle; and also did everything he could to bring as much positive energy as possible to a hobby (and a life) that can sometimes beat you down.
He lived his life through these boards on his terms, and those terms were inspiring. Beyond the opinions, sometimes very passionately and forcefully stated; and beyond the board tussles, he carved a piece of TER to be his very own – not to stake it out or possess it, but to use it to try to make everyone’s lives better. It shines through most in the humor he brought to the board. Most of the corny, campy, groan inspiring jokes (but all rather funny) were not significantly responded to, but that did not deter him in the least. He wanted to make us smile, and he did.
As I read these posts, I came up with the idea that a fitting tribute to him and his legacy would to post a thread consisting of a great number of his posts grouped together so that all could read his words in the context of a whole body of work so as to truly appreciate what he brought to this board. This has really taken a long time (again, over 2700 posts), longer than I actually thought it would; but I finally read them all and copied those that I thought were at least indicative of his overall presence. A large number of his posts were responses to others and created during a thread interaction. Those would be difficult to include in the posts below. However, I have put together as many as I could, and I encourage others to read back through the boards to find any posts not included that they feel should be read by others.
I hope that this is received in the spirit that is intended – a tribute to a great guy who is sorely missed. All of the words to follow in the accompanying posts are his.
Please note: I have used an alias because it’s about him, not me.
First Time Poster 6/29/2005 7:25:44 PM
Thought I would bust my discussion board cherry today. Long time reviewer, first time discussion board poster. Just testing to see if I'm doing this correctly. And in doing so, I would like to say hello to all the wonderful ladies I have reviewed on this board. It is because of TER that I have never had to put up a bad review. What you see, is what you get. Thanks TER
Registering my reads. WOW !! Check it OUT///////////// 7/2/2005 8:06:12 PM
I posted my first message on this board a few days ago, and it already has over 400 reads. That seems to be above the average. I was just wondering, am I that interesting, or are you folks just curious about the new kid on the block? Wondering what I have to do to get a thousand reads. I want to go for the record. I want everone who reads this to click on to this site at least 10 times. Lets go for it !! YES, I am an ego maniac, but it's because as a child I got lost in a remote forrest preserve, and ended up being raised by a pack of wild rabbits. Perhaps this also explains my sexual proclivities.
A thousand thanks. You actually did it !! 7/5/2005 8:02:04 PM
A few days ago I put up that tongue in cheek post , asking for mutiple clicks to get 1000 reads for my post, to be able to set a record. I had a lot of fun with this and I hope you did too. I didn't think you would actually do it, so it was a pleasant suprise. Unfortunately a few of you took it way too seriously and were actually offended by it. And while I actually found THAT humorous, it really pissed off those rabbit's that raised me. As for the rest of you, thanks again for taking the time to click and read a few extra times. But from now on I'm going to use this forum for the serious business it was intended. Oh, and by the way, how many posters does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Answer: Actually only one, but you have to wait until he GROWS UP so he will be able to reach it. Live life, and have fun.
A most sincere thank you to all my brothers and sisters in the TER community....8/7/2008 4:26:56 PM
I call you that because you are like family to me. As I sit here typing this post, I am moved to the point of tears from all your prayers, kind thoughts, and best wishes to me. You are truly the most wonderful people I know, and I am so blessed to know you and to have your support. I also feel close to those of you I have never met in person. It doesn't always take a hug or a handshake to forge a friendship.
To all those ladies I am so honored to call my wives, a very special thank you for all your support and generosity. My love for you is real and true.
Tomorrow as I face the day I may be nervous but I know my operation will be a sucess because I have all of you on my side. God Bless you all.
Love, H&T
Back Home Day Three..... And a whole lot of lovin goes out to you. 8/22/2008 4:15:04 PM
So sorry I haven't posted more. I am still Dazed Confused and hurtin. More details to follow in a few days. It's been rough but you folks are a definite part of my recovery. Thanks again for all your love and support, and all my prayers go right back to you.
Sorry girls, you won't be seeing me for awhile !!,
I was doing my push-ups in the nude this morning, and I didn't see the mousetrap !!
Something YOU may need to know !!!
I was doing some mathematical calculations tonight, and I came to the conclusion that "Diddly-Squat", and "Jack-Shit" are roughly the same amount !!
I should have been a dentist.
I'm always in search of a good cavity.
High Finance !!
True Story: I was in the mood to fuck around the other day, so when I went to the bank, I walk up to the prettiest teller, and asked her if I could have change for a nickel. She said "Do you want that in pennies or cents?" I think I'm in love !!
GREAT NEWS !!!
Having a degree in veterinary medicine, I was able to aquire a part time job at the Lincoln Park Zoo. They placed me in charge of circumsising all the elephants. The pay sucks, but I sure get some BIG TIPS !!
Has this ever happened to you??
Have you ever been talking to yourself when someone suddenly comes into the room? And you have to make believe you were singing? And you hope to God the other person really believes there's a song called "Fuck Her"?
BUSTED !!!
Last week I got arrested for making an unauthorized deposit in a sperm bank. I went before the judge today and he granted me a continuance, so I'm gonna go back and do it again !!!
Lying to get laid. It doesn't work !!!
I almost got lucky last night. I was hitting on this really hot chick at a local bar, and doing great. But in trying to impress her, she caught me in a lie, and told me to fuck off.
I didn't think she'd actually demand to see the Bat Cave!!!
This morning I found a spider in my bed.........
and I thought "Geez, I must have been drunk."
Just Wondering, What if God's a woman??
Then I'm not only going to hell, but I'll never know why !!
I once had sex with a female clown and...
She twisted my cock into a poodle!!
Brokeback MD ??
My doctor is really strange. No matter where it hurts you, he wants to kiss it and make it feel better. After he checked me for a hernia, I had to change my phone number!!! Thank God he's not a proctologist.
I played golf today and hit two good balls...
I stepped on a rake!!
I had a serious thought today (For a change) Does anyone know if
Someone with mutiple personalities trys to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Had a real rough day today. What next ??
I got up this morning and went to brush my teeth and a tooth fell out. Then I put on my shirt and a button fell off. Picked up my briefcase to go to work and the handle fell off.
I'm afraid to take a leak !!!
I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women....
I got my cock stuck in the neck of the bottle !!!
I dig them Cro-Magnon Chicks !!
According to archaeologists, for millions of years Neanderthal man was not fully erect. That's pretty easy to understand considering how ugly Neanderthal women were.
To answer your question about the dawn of man...
BJ's were rampant in prehistoric times, but then they invented marriage and BJ's almost became extinct!!
I've Had it with Christmas !!!
Last year I hung my stocking by the fireplace, and on Christmas morning I found an Odor-Eater in it !!
Giving up the Greek !!!!!!!!! 1/18/2007 7:29:05 PM
I've found a cure for my addiction to anal sex. I put a nicotine patch on my cock and it worked. I haven't had a butt in over a month !!
Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condom ??...
After you fuck her, it stays and talks to her.
I once thought about becoming a priest but....
I realized they practice celibacy, and I couldn't get Nun !!
The good book offers some bad advice......
It says "Love Thy Neighbor as Thyself." WHAT !!! Am I supposed to jerk him off too ?? No Thanks. I'll just continue to do unto others, especially if she's got BIG TITS !!
A homeless guy walks up to me on the street today and tells me he hasn't eaten in four days...
Geeez !! I wish I had that kind of will power. I can't even refrain from dinning at the Y for that long.
A geographical observation......
Has anyone ever noticed that the state of Florida looks like a limp dick.
Never fuck with the occult......
Last night I played poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died !!
Are you having a problem with premature ejaculation ???...
I was, so I went to a support group for premature ejaculators. I left early.
Researchers say Stonehenge was built in the form of the female sex organ.....
No wonder it's baffled men for five thousand years !!
Looking for a virgin.......
I need a girl that doesn't give a fuck !!!
I have just experienced the ultimate rejection....
I was jerking off and my hand fell asleep !!
A great place to meet chicks...............
Natural childbirth classes. All these girls are full figured and you can be sure they put out !!
Met a provider who is highly intellectual.........
As I was fucking her she kept saying "Deeper, deeper!!"
So I began quoting Nietzche to her.
The good old days. How quick I was..............
When I turned sixteen my parents tried to surprise me with a car, but they missed. I guess I was the Dodge.
Almost got busted !!!!!!
I was pulled over for speeding today. The officer said,"Don't you know the speed limit is 55 miles an hour?" I replied, Yes, but I wasn't going to be out that long."
Everyone is getting involved in the hobby.
I called an old girlfriend the other day and asked if she was free Saturday night. She said no but she would be reasonable !!
It's not easy being green...............
I bought a solar powered electric blanket. Now I have to sleep with the lights on and the shades up. FUCK THAT !!!
Question of the day......
Is a vegetarian allowed to eat animal crackers?
I love to fuck school teachers..........
If you do something wrong they make you do it over again !!
These doctors now days are way too fucking sensitive..........
I went to see my proctologist today and while he was examining me I accidently moaned the name of a different doctor. Now he won't see me anymore.
Safety Tip For The Ladies..... 8/25/2008 1:42:39 PM
Always wear a leather glove when giving a hand job to a porcupine
-- Modified on 12/1/2008 9:58:18 PM
AHA !! I found out my wife has been CHEATING on me !!
It seems my wife has been having an affair with her gynecologist. Totally disdraught, I confronted her about it, and she admitted to it. I asked her how she could DO such a thing to me, and she replied that I had recently complained that she was lousy in bed, so she went to her doc to get a second opinion. The thing that's really pissing me off, is the fact that our HMO won't cover her visits to him. WTF !!
Being married to a Nymphomaniac is HARD WORK !!!
My wife really wears me out. I've been exhausted all day. She likes to have sex in the back seat of the car, and I had to drive her AND that guy around all night !! She's really tough to live with too. Always trying to keep me in line......no matter how many guys are ahead of me. I guess I should leave her, but she does have big tits, and she offers me discounts because we're married. So I guess as long as she lets me stick it in, I'll stick it out
I discovered my wife in bed with another man and I was CRUSHED, so I said....
"Get off of me you two!!"
I just got back from a pleasure trip........
I drove my wife to O'hare airport.
My best friend ran away with my wife !!!
I really miss him.
My wife is a very depressing person........
She even cooks her eggs sunnyside down.
I used to be afraid of the dark, but.....
lately, my wife has started walking around the house in the nude. Now I'm afraid of the LIGHT !!!
My wife knows I like phone sex.....
The other night she called me from a motel and left it off the hook !!
Why my wife got fired from her job at the sperm bank....
They caught her drinking on the job !!
My wifes idea of doggie style.....
Every time I try to fuck her, she roles over and plays dead !!
The last time I tried to fuck my wife, nothing was happening, so I said to her....
"What's the matter, you can't think of anybody else either ?"
Last night my wife and I were in bed fucking, when the doorbell rang....
She told me to go hide in the closet. What the FUCK !!!
I always knew I had married an ugly woman, but this is ridiculous !!
I took my wife to an appointment with her proctologist and he stuck his finger in her MOUTH !!
I guess the jokes on me....
My wife always laughs during sex, no matter what she's reading.
I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.....
My wife found my blow up rubber doll and stuck pins in it. I'll fix her ass. I'm going to put itching powder on all her sanitary napkins. I'll teach that bitch to mess with my women !!
I actually had sex with my wife last night for the first time in YEARS !!...
In fact this morning I asked her if she was faking it and she said,
"No, I really WAS asleep."
The bitch was probably dreaming of someone else too !!
A cure for your wifes headaches !!..... 5/22/2007 6:08:38 PM
I felt like getting laid last night, so I showered and jumped naked into bed with my wife. Of course she responded "Not tonight, I have a headache."
So I said to her "Listen sweety, I just took a shower and powdered my dick with ground up aspirin. Now how do you want that administered, orally or as a suppository?"
Boy, is my wife stoopid !!
I went through her purse today and found a pack of rubbers. And this fuckin dumb broad doesn't even have a cock, hahaha !!!
I'm always finding an excuse not to fuck my wife.....
The other day she called me into the bedroom. She was laying on the bed with her legs spread wide open, wearing a pair of crotchless panties. She then she says, "See anything you like?"
And I say, "Why would I want that? Look what it did to your panties !!"
Diagnose THIS !!!!!!!
I took my wife to the doctor yesterday. After examining her he said, "I really don't like the way your wife looks."
To which I replied, "Me neither, and to make matters worse she's a lousy cook and a bad fuck too!!"
I'm in deep shit.........
I came home late last night and my wife met me at the door. She accused me of fucking around on her. When I denied it she said, "Well, explain that lipstick on your shirt." I replied "That's easy. I used my shirt to wipe off my dick."
I wanted to do something nice for my wife for Christmas.......
So I bought her a chair, but she won't let me plug it in. WTF !!
My wife went to a psychiarist and complained about me !!!!!!!!!!.....
She told him that when I climax I let out a big yell.
"I don't see what the problem is, the shrink said."
"The problem she said, is that it wakes me up."
My wife likes olympic sex !!................
Once every four years !!
I love my wife. I was single for a long time and..........
I just got so tired of finishing my own sentences.
My wife told me she wanted me to be more affectionate.......
So I brought Sinful Sinthia home with me !!
Life with my wife, gone to the dogs......
My dog Bluto comes into the bedroom to watch me, so he can learn how to beg. Then he teaches my wife how to roll over and play dead. I'd throw her a bone but she would probably just spit it out !!
I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks..........
I don't want to interrupt her !!
My wife and I have an on and off relationship........
Every time I get on, she tells me to get off.
I think my wife is starting to lose her looks........
I noticed the dog closes his eyes before he humps her leg.
I want some KINKY SEX !!!!......
That's what I told my wife last night. I wanted to cum in her ear but she said it would make her go deaf. So I told her, "I've been shooting my wad in your mouth all these years and your still talking."
This is NOT a challenge, but a dedication. Another song for Sinful1 11/30/2005 8:30:53 PM
Sinful, Oh Sweet 1, In honor of your up comming surgery, I dedicate this song to you. Burl Ives would be proud of me. Here Goes !!...............Have a Holly Jolly Boob Job, Make them bigger than they are.......Fill them up with Saline Sacks, Make them bigger than a car........Have a Holly Jolly Boob Job, And make sure that it's done right.........Because you know you'll want them f*cked, by a guy named Highandtight........Oh Ho the Mistletoe hanging from his cock........He puts his dick tween Sinful's Tits, and cums right on the spot........Have a Holly Jolly Boob Job, and when the Doctor calls.......Tell him that you want them both to look like basketballs........So, Have Holly Jolly Boob Job, and make sure you get your rest......Cause when you're done, I'll have some fun........Humping on YOUR CHEST !!
Thought I'd do some Christmas Caroling on the board. A song for Sinful 1 !!!11/27/2005 4:54:47 PM
Jingle Boobs, Jingle Boobs, Jingle all the way....Oh what fun it's gonna be, To ride on her some day....Oh, Jingle Boobs, Jingle Boobs, Christmas time is near..... So Sinful 1, be prepared, to get sprayed with Christmas Cheer !!!
Hypnotic Spell?? It will happen to you too !!! 3/14/2006 8:49:06 PM
Just look into her boobs.
Closer, closer, closer
First the right one
Then the left one
Closer closer closer
Look at her nipples bouncing
Up and down, up and down
back and forth, back and forth.
When she counts to three
You will worship her boobs.
You won't remember a thing
You will wake up now
And have a tremendous urge to go mountain climbing
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED !!!!!... 3/2/2006 10:31:21 PM
Carmina Sweetheart,
Thank You for the wonderful evening. I just want to say.......
I popped your cherry, and it felt good
But your yelling woke the neighborhood
You screamed so loud it left me deaf
But I don't care, cause you're my ATF
I once was known as the Big Bopper
Now I'm known as the Cherry Popper
And popping yours was really sweet
So thank you dear, it was a treat
And I'll see you at the Meet-N-Greet
An Ode to your Cat....A poem by H&T 8/19/2006 6:52:26 PM
A cat, a friend, until the end
Dependant, independant, sometimes haughty
Curious, mysterious, sometimes naughty
A precious gift from the one above
To ease our stress and give our love
To lose your friend before his time
Leaves a hill of grief that you must climb
But the pain and sorrow will fade away
While the happy thoughts will always stay
Sinthia, As one who has two cats of his own, and has had to also put one down, I can truly sympathize with what you are feeling. It is as you said, they ARE members of our families, and their unconditional love makes losing them as difficult as losing a close relative.
I think all of us who have pets share your sorrow today, and our hearts go out to you.
A special wish for my favorite dish....HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARMINA !!! 9/21/2006 7:52:22 PM
Your birthday is coming very soon
And the thought of you, just makes me swoon
I'd sing Happy Birthday, but I can't croon
Because my voice is out of tune
When it comes to music I'm just tone deaf
Don't know a halfnote, from a treble cleff
But I do know this
You're my ATF
May the Good Lord bless you with health, wealth, and happiness. Happy Birthday and....
Love you baby, H&T
There is something I really like about the clitoris, but I can't quite put my finger on it..... 2/18/2007 6:37:21 PM
However, the tongue is a different matter !!
It's quite a kick to lick a clit
I'd rather lick a clit than lick a tit
And when I do I hate to quit
Cuz I enjoy, every bit of it
But don't go to low or you'll lick some shit
And you'll know you did when you have to spit
But if you enjoy that taste
Then you've got True Grit
Your den of iniquity is just what it seems to be......3/18/2007 3:57:04 PM
A place where I love to be
Because you you take care of me
So I accept your invite to cum on over
Well watch Sesame St. how I love that Grover
Then I'll plow you hard and roll you over
Then you can lick my dog, I call him Rover
And we'll pretend we're at the White Cliffs of Dover
While we romp and play in fields of clover
And when I'm done I'll cum all over
Then I'll read the comics, remember Smokey Stover?
So until next week when I'm at your den
I'll just stroke myself from now till then
Dedicated to all the girls I love, an Irish Ode.... 3/17/2007 7:18:16 PM
Roses are red
Shamrocks are green
My shilelagh is harder
Than you've ever seen
I know you'll be wanting
To sit on my knee
While I take that shilelagh
And fill you with glee
I'll have you shakin your booty
and rattlin your bones
While I'll bang on yer coochie
With those old blarney stones
So listen up girlies while guzzle my Guiness
Because keeping me happy is part of your business
And happy I am, cuz you all treat me great
And I'd marry you all but I'm stuck with my mate
So I'll still cum to see you to cuddle and play
But tonight I'll just wish you, Happy St. Patrick's Day !!!
A song from our Sunday date..To ErynSunshine my Booty Queen.... 4/16/2007 5:15:34 PM
Heaven, I'm in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
Rubbing baby oil on ErynSunshine's cheeks
Oh I love to rub her boobies
While sucking on those peaks
But it doesn't thrill me half as much
As rubbing both her cheeks
Let's DFK, I want my arms around you
The charms about you
Are what carry me through
To heaven, I'm in heaven
Cuz when we play we always play for keeps
So I'll thrust my Magnun right between those cheeks
Doing doggy style until my knees go weak
Love you baby, Mr. Moonshine
My "beat off" sense of humor.......10/29/2007 6:08:01 PM
Jack Splat could eat no fat
But he loved to eat some pie
He'd lick that clit until it spit
Those juices in his eye
Then he'd lap it up
Till he spilt his cup
Just like Foodyguy
My annual Christmas tribute to Sinful1........ 12/17/2007 3:37:38 PM
As sung to the tune of "Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer".
You know Darla and Daphne and JC and Tina
Sweet Kelly Shannon and Sage and Carmina
But do you recall
The most famous escort of all
Oh Sinful the Big Boobed Escort
Had a hefty set of Tits
And if you ever saw them
They would blow your mind to bits
All of the other escorts
Used to want to jump her bones
They all loved to give her pleasure
Just so they could hear her moans
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Sinful with your Boobs so large
Won't you lead my Christmas Charge
Highandtight became excited
As he shouted out with glee
Sinful the Big Boobed Escort
Won't you land those TITS on meeeee!!!
LISTEN UP LADIES.....You really NEED to hear THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3/16/2008 6:39:47 PM
Roses are red
Shamrocks are green
My shilelagh is harder
Than you've ever seen
I know you'll be wanting
To sit on my knee
While I take that shilelagh
And fill you with glee
I'll have you shakin your booty
And rattlin your bones
While I bang on your coochie
With those old blarney stones
So listen up girlies while I guzzle my Guiness
Because keeping me happy is part of your business
Happy I am cuz you all treat me great
And I'd marry you all but I'm stuck with my mate
So I'll still cum to see you to cuddle and play
But tonight I'll just wish you,
Happy St. Patricks Day !!!
A H&T poem 03/16/08 Greencock Productions LTD
Here's the FUCKING problem here>>>>>>>>5/16/2008 6:13:48 PM
Her Granny was a Tranny
And she'd put him on her knee
And say Andy my little Grandson
You've never seen the likes of me
Standing up or sitting down
Either way I can go pee
And when Grandpa fucks me in the ass
It fills my heart with glee
So Andy became Adrea
And specialized in Greek
And when she takes it in the ass
It makes her knees go weak
A good stiff cock is all she wants
As anyone can see
But ever since her surgery
She can't figure out which way to pee
A poem by H&T 05/15/08 Sponsored by Cock Off Communications Industries
FAKE IT ??? Hell I wrote that song. Here are the lyrics......7/11/2008 4:37:44 PM
I know a blonde named Melanie
Her breast cup measures triple D
She said Highandtight I want to see
If you can cum all over me
So I took Ms Jones and jumped her bones
While her dog named Bear jumped on a chair
And barked at us, I didn't care
Her tits are huge
Her smile is great
She made one heck
Of a fucking date
TOP 10 reasons Sinful SINthia is a World Class Hottie !!! 3/9/2006 8:33:18 PM
10. Her Tits are so big, the Japanese are making a movie called "Godzilla vs. Sinful's Boobs"
9. Sinful once entered a Big Boob contest, and finished 1st, 2nd, and 3rd.
8. Her Boobs graduated a year ahead of her in high school.
7. Sinful's Boobs are so big, that everytime she faces the sun, it causes a solar eclipse.
6. Her Boobs are so big, compasses do not function properly around them.
5. Sinful's Boobs are so big, Stephen Hawking has a theory about them.
4. Her Boobs are so big, her bra has two retractable domes !!
3.Sinful's Boobs are so big, that when she goes out at night, she has to wear airplane warning lights at the end of her Tits.
2. Her Boobs are so big, they violate 34 zoning laws.
1. And finally the number ONE reason Sinful is a World Class Hottie is, she is also a GREAT PERSON, with a beautiful smile, and I'd love her even if she was an A cup.
A special thanks goes out to you Sinful, for all the time and effort you spent designing and composing that very artistic and clever web page about me.
For those of you that have not yet seen it, click on to the link. To access page 2, click on the word (about) located near the top of the home page.
This is a very accurate account of my life, and I understand that Sinful is now negotiating with Paramount Pictures to sell the rights for the screen play.
Good Luck Baby, I hope you make a mint on this deal. I'll be cheering for you at next years Oscars. Love, Highandtightful
Sinful1 and me. The TER's own little soap opera. The truth...... 12/30/2005 8:42:08 PM
Sinful1 and I have never personally met. We have become good friends from corresponding through PM's, Email, and joking around on the discussion board. A definite meeting has been scheduled after her client trips are over.
I tell you this because I am excited to meet her in person, and to let you know what a great sense of humor, and tremendous personality she has.
I have asked her if she minds all the big boob jokes I post about her, and she said she loves them. This has inspired me to start a new trend. Certain kinds of jokes are based on a particular format, such as Knock Knock jokes, Ethnic Jokes, and most recently, Dumb Blonde jokes. I have decided to, with Sinful's permission, to start a wave of Sinful's Big Boob Jokes. And I invite you all to join in. If you can think of something humorous about Sinful's huge hooters, post it.
This wonderful lady is a treasure on this board, and I personally intend to explore her treasure chest. I'm sure there are many jewels in there to write about. I'll be putting up a new one every couple of days until she goes on her cruise, and then a lot more when she returns. Lets hear some from you too.
I am really looking forward to meeting her, and that ain't NO joke!! I love big tits, but having gotten to know Sinful a bit, I'd still go see her even if she was an A-cup. But I thank the Lord and her Surgeon that she isn't.
H&T's Great adventure !! My visit to Sinful1..... 2/20/2006 5:58:32 PM
This is not a review, that will be on TER later this week. Many have inquired as to why I hadn't seen her yet, after all that board play. The fact is that this visit was booked in December, but due to her client trips and extensive traveling, she wasn't available to me until today. However the anticipation turned out to be half the fun.
No doubt I went to see her to discover her boobs, and they are huge, beautiful, and perfectly shaped, but there is a lot more to this wonderful lady than just a great set of tits. In fact it was her pretty face that I really fell in love with. Sinthia has a cute sexy smile, that can melt your heart and leaden your pencil. All that and a great body with a terrific personality. Funny, charming ,witty and bright. She not only lived up to my expectations, she far exceded them. Thanks Sinful.
A Grateful Highandtightful
From my serious side, I want to thank you Megan. Even though we have never 8/30/2005 10:10:07 PM
met, I think you a very sweet and most considerate person, and I truly appreciate that wonderful post of yours. I just want to say, that from my experiences in this hobby, your attitude actually prevails in this industry. Since becomming active in this hobby almost three years ago, I can honestly say that I have never met so many kind, caring and wonderful ladies. Sure we pay for our pleasures, but my experiences have been that most providers go above and beyond the call of duty. Someone said you can't get credit, hell, I've gotten free bees on my birthday. I always pay for an hour, and get more. I can't believe the great friendships I've developed with most of my regular providers. Perhaps that's the secret, when you see someone consistantly, you get a chance to develope a real friendship. I love talking with the ladies, and even though the session may run for an hour, I usually get to stay way past that. I often take my providers out to breakfast, lunch, or dinner after a session, and never have to pay for the extra time. I have one provider that I've known for a year now, that has become my best friend. Yes, I pay for the hour, but when I see her she makes sure I'm the last for the day. We talk for two or three hours, have the session, talk more, then go out to eat, or even just for a drive. She even occasionally makes me dinner when I visit her, and our visits usually last for 5 or 6 hours. I'm not stating this to brag, but I belive that as an older guy, (no I'm not a toothless 87 year old) my attitude is to appreciate the women I see, not only for what they do, but for who they are, and once a friendship is established, the conversation and just being together is just as important as the sex, if not even more so. We as men often fall in love with the women we see, not in an obsessive or even romantic way, but in our feelings for them. It would be hard to have such an intimate experience with someone, and not fall for them, especially if you see them more than a couple of times. I can honestly say that I have never had more fun, or met nicer people than I have since becomming a hobbyist. All that being said, I also have corresponded with many guys who post on this board, and although I've never met any of them personally, I consider most them as friends. Sour grapes may occasionally find it's way into this hobby by both providers and clients, and maybe some of it deservedly so, but I think the upside to this industry is overwhelmingly positive.
Actually been thinking about starting up my own agency, but.....
I realize I'd probably eat into the profits, and end up going into the HOLE !!!
My system for scoring.....6/6/2006 5:42:49 PM
Yes, I do score high, and this is why. First off the TER comment for a 10 (once in a lifetime) is a misnomer. It would indicate that we are capable of having a 10 experience only one time. That of course is bullshit. They should let us comment on our own scores.
My criteria for scoring performance is this. If a provider lives entirely up to your expectations, or excedes them, and offers you everything you desire, then it's a 10 !! Why should I lower a score just because 10's are supposed to be rare.
I am not a guy that is interested in taking one for the team. I do my research, and I know what I'm getting going in. The TER review board has made it convenient to find great providers that offer quality service.
I'm really not an easy grader. The ladies I gave those scores to, really earned them. Case in point. Read my latest review, the one of Anneke, and see if there is anything in there that would warrant a score of less than a 10.
Smelly, the last line of your comment said it all. I have seen some GREAT ladies.
A special thanks to all the ladies that went that extra light year.... 9/18/2006 11:21:39 AM
In over three years of hobbying, I have never had a bad experience. I thank all the ladies I have ever seen, but especially the ones I see regularly. I have recieved much more than I have given.
I never would have imagined that I would have developed so many special relationships with the women I see. You ladies know who you are, and I truly love all of you. I also thank you for giving me the most fun, pleasure, and enjoyment that I have ever known in my entire life. You have helped to balance the frustration and adversity that most of us encounter in our everyday civilian lives.
Also a special thanks to TER Chicago board for aquainting me with some of the greatest guys around. It has been a pleasure corresponding with you through emails, PM's and on the board itself. And what pleasure to finally meet some you in person at the M&G parties. THE HOBBY RULES !!!
Rates and Resentment, a different slant on this issue..... 9/27/2006 5:59:01 PM
This seems to be the hot topic on this board these days, so let me kick in my 2 cents, four minute minimum = 8 cents.
I have absolutely no problem with a provider that charges $$$$ or even $$$$$. It's that fucking 3 or 4 hour minimum that kills me !! If a provider is really as special as she claims, then paying for one hour, might lead to a multiple hour appointment on the next visit.
This board has a good mixture of blue collar white collar hobbyist's. But even a guy with a six figure income may find a one, two, or three thousand dollar session a bit steep. Yeah, I know all about the supply and demand, and the what the market will bear thing, and that's fine. But to post a site on this board, that advertises a minimum three hours or more at a total of four figures, and not expect to catch a bit of shit is totally naive. If you expect each and everyone of us to be complete gentlemen about these exorbitant mulitple hour rates you ladies charge, then let me just say, BABY, ARE YOU in the wrong neighborhood. You need to post on the Highland Park, or Barrington Hills board.
And NO, Loramaze, this post is NOT specifically about you, although you do fall into that catagory. You have taken a lot of negative hits on this board, and have been a pretty good sport about it, and I have come to like everything about you except your mutiple hour rates. I also laud you for being a marketing genius. Even negative publicity is good publicity, and you have really gotten your name out there. You are probably one of the most famous providers in Chicago now, and have achieved that in a very short time. I'll bet every guy that ever won the lottery is lined up around the block waiting to see you.LOL Actually, I think it was your contest more than your rates that drew all this negative attention you recieve. It bombed !!
Lastly, about a year ago, there was a visiting provider whose name was, I believe, something like Allyannalee. Her rate was $1000 per hour, three hour minimum. And if you wanted her company for a whole week, you could have her at the resonable rate of around $28,000. She got laughed off the board and never came back to town again. I guess that's why you don't try to sell a Rolls Royce in a Volkswagon dealership, even though Volkswagon now owns that company.
Why you should NEVER give your home phone number to a provider.... 11/20/2006 4:29:13 PM
Last week I was watching television, and my wife snuck up on me and whacked me in the side of the head with a rolled up newspaper. When I asked her why she did that she replied,
"I was going through your pockets and I found this womans name, written on a piece of paper. Would you care to explain this ?"
Thinking quickly I said, "That was the name of a race horse a friend gave me, so I could phone a bet into my bookie."
She of course apologized and became very sweet to me, by rubbing my feet and baking me a blueberry pie for dessert.
The next day she snuck up on me again and whacked me in the head with an iron skillet. As I awoke from a state of unconsciousness, I inquired as to what the fuck she did THAT for!!
She responded. "Your race horse just called !!"
The hobby is a separate entity from civilian life....... 12/21/2006 7:33:22 PM
We who indulge in it have our own set of standards for it. Just as there is in civilian life, there is also dishonesty and corruption in this industry, but probably not to the same extent as you would find out of it, such as in the corporate and religious world, or especially government.
When I first began to participate in this hobby I felt my moral compass had gone askew. But after meeting so many great people on both sides of the hobby, I realized that WE are the normal ones and the rest of society is off balance !!
Happy Holidays to you too my friend. Hope to see you at the next M&G.
Why I became a hobbyist..... 12/30/2006 3:05:31 PM
Several years ago I went to a psyhic fair and noticed a rather attractive looking lady who was a palm reader. As I passed her table she told me for $15 she could read my love line and tell me about my romantic future. So I decided to go for it.
I sat down and opened my palm and right away she says, "I see you have no girlfriend."
"That is true" I say
"Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?"
I respond "Yes I am. I'm amazed you can tell all of this from my love line."
And she says, "Loveline? No. From the callouses and blisters!!"
To seriously answer your question, this is my story.....7/12/2007 4:39:31 PM
I went to Ken's Video in Jan 2003 to check out some porn an saw this magazine called Chicago After Dark. Took it to work and a few months later worked up the nerve to call one of those Chinese massage places. Tried that a couple of times and decided to move up to the big time. First I saw Morgan BBW, then Muffin who was a steady of mine for almost three years until she retired. Back then the girls didn't even screen me. Then I found RS2K, Eros Chicago, and the rest is history.
I never realized how big this industry was until I got involved with TER in Dec. 2004.
This entire hobby is my bucket list and my fuckit list......1/21/2008 5:29:13 PM
It's the most fun I've ever had imn my life, and it will continue to be the most fun after I'm dead. You see I plan cum back to haunt you and all my wives until I get all the pussy I want. And I don't care if you try to be a Ghost Buster, just make sure you're going to be a Nut Buster.
Spook you later, woooooo woooooo !!!
My Reaction........... 4/27/2008 3:32:57 PM
The media always portrays the ladies of this profession as drug addicted street walkers, that were abused when yhey were young, or as super expensive escorts such as Alexandra Dupre, or similar ladies that work for elite agencies, such as Mayflower Madam etc.
But what the media never touches on, especialy with internet escorts such as we have on TER, is that most of these girls really ENJOY their work. They love sex and would probably be very promiscous even if they weren't doing it for money. And for the most part the vast majority of them are NOT messed up on drugs, or with a history of abuse. Yes, they like the financial benefits of this profession, and they use it wisely. Half the ladies I know are paying tuition to get their degrees or single mothers trying to take care their families.
Other than having an unusual profession these ladies are the most normal and nicest people I know.
Fortunately the media doesn't really know where to dig for the real scoop, or perhaps they don't want to. We've got a great thing going here and I'd rather we kept it to ourselves.
An idea !! Meet and greet and TER name tags. Lets have some fun. 7/23/2005 7:47:49 PM
Jim, many of us guys correspond with each other through TER e-mail, sharing info on all the girls we see, and just gossiping. We also correspond on this board, and often read each others reviews. Wouldn't it be a great idea if we were given name tags with our reviewer names on them so we would know who was who. I think the girls would like that also. I've made a lot of friends on TER and it would be fun to meet them in person, and know who they are. Any thoughts on this?
Just got back from the meet and greet, great time !!!!! 8/11/2005 10:57:41 PM
Thanks Diamond Jim, you host a good party. Lots of fun people, and pretty girls. As a matter of fact the girls were hoping that SIXshooter would have been there. They brought this gigantic six foot long condom with them to put over SIXshooter, to show him/her the true meaning of safe sex !!!!!
Geez, I'm sorry SIXshooter, I didn't know !!!!!! 8/11/2005 5:23:14 AM
I have to offer you a sincere apology. I did some digging around and found out through my resources that you are a chick. I guess THAT's why you have no reviews. Geez baby, I'm sorry for busting your ovaries like that. What do you say we meet for a drink and patch things up, huh sweetie. Maybe afterwards we could go back to your place and you could offer me up a little BBBJTCIM. I promise I'll treat you right. Once again, sorry for all the nasty talk, I don't like to argue with women.
Some facts to dispell your theory........ 6/25/2006 7:23:40 PM
I can't believe you're participating in this dopey thread either. I really thought you had more sense than that. And I can't believe you took the time to do a search history of me and actually counted the posts involving Hardcase. You really ARE bored.
As for my three year relationship with Hardcase, let me explain. It started on another board in Aug. 2003. I had a different identity and so did Hardcase. That board was wide open and we used to have some great flame wars. Then that moderator locked it up and we lost contact with eachother for a long time. But a year ago on June 29, I posted my first message on TER, and that genius Hardcase imediately figured out who I was. He likes to cry a lot, and right away he started whining about me, and warning everybody that my presence was going to ruin this board. My posts are excessive, and sometimes mildly entertaining and sometimes utter nonsense. But I'm bored too, and this is the way I entertain myself. Believe it or not, I get scores of PM's from hobbyist's and providers telling me they enjoy my posts. I have made some terrific friends on this board joking around and PMing, namely Sojourner7, Hardwood469, Handsfree, Parkwest14 etc. These are a great bunch of guys.
Alright, I also know there are some who can't stand my posts or me. Personally, I don't give a fuck. That's their problem not mine, and I'm not going to go away just please them. I never flame anyone first, and if I get flamed I usually let the first one pass. Then it's fair game. I usually am not very tolerant of those who unjustly insult providers either.
As for only having eight posts in a year about Hardcase, you're not taking into consideration all the alaises he uses. He accuses me of using aliases but I'm too egotistical too let my posts go under a different name, and I almost never use an alias, especially to him. Strange as it may seem, I actually like the guy. His total lack of humor, and his negative attitude amuses me. I wish I could meet him in person just to see if I could make him laugh. He probably has some serious problems in his real life, and that may account for his negativity.
I'm just here to have fun, and I'm not looking for any new arch enema's, er I mean enemies. I'd rather make friends, but you can't force someone to like you, and if they don't, Hey Fuck Em !!
Now you're probably really bored after reading this long post, and so am I. Please excuse me while I go watch the rest of the White Sox game. And I won't even rub it in to you about the Cubs. See what a nice guy I am.
Great Post ChiTown, but lets not forget about those DRAMA KINGS !!! 9/23/2006 5:54:02 PM
Those guys that like to cry and whine like a bunch of babies because this board does not meet THEIR standard of excellence.
Those guys that lurk in the shadows, waiting to complain about how others post on this board, without ever contributing anything but a negative opinion.
Those guys who think the board was better in the good old days but never try to offer some positive discussion to try and shape the board to their liking.
Those guys who think they are teaching some providers a lesson by stating that they are crossing them off their to see list, because they don't like these girls catering to the affectionate posts of some lonely, attention getting, sycophant, that thinks he runs this board LOL. It would seem they suffer from that old (Let me pitch or I'll take my bat and ball and go home syndrome.) WAAAAAHH !!
Now this is just my humble opinion, and I could be wrong, but I'm not !!
What do you say Drama Kings, any comments ??
Hey Zoo Moo Moo....F -Yoo Yoo, you piece of Doo Doo.... 10/8/2006 8:13:58 AM
Hey !! If you don't like big girls, tell it to the bartender. We're not interested. For all we know you may be a big fat tub of lard, and don't like big chicks because of your self loathing.
No no, you've got it all wrong..... 10/31/2006 5:40:18 PM
I have applied to the state of Utah for citizenship. I can have as many wives as I want because I'm a Moron, no wait, I mean Mormon !!
To answer your questions, we can do anyting we want up to a point.... 11/12/2006 2:38:24 PM
Dancingbear125 is our moderator and he ran a tight ship, but recently he allowed us the liberty of posting anything we wanted to, without fear of being moderated or deleted. See his post on Sept. 25 titled "Lets try an experiment." He opened up the board to what ever we wanted to post and had us vote on it to keep it that way a week later. It was just about unanimous to keep it going.
Now you state, "It seems some entrenched posters can post whatever they want, even when it only takes up board space and serves no real purpose."
That would be me you were talking about. Very few of my posts have any relative value to the hobby. I just post to enterain myself, and some folks enjoy it and some don't. To those of you who enjoy my posts, I love you, to those of you who don't, fuck you !! OK just kidding. I actually enjoy my detractors too. But to complain about taking up space on this board, when all you have to do is scroll past, borders on retardation. However some who dislike my posts, enjoy hating them and read them just to justify there contempt for me. I love it when that happens.
Now you also say, "But if a provider wants to mention something important to her, it's not allowed." That is total bullshit. With the vote we had last Sept., you can post anything you want as long as you're unmoderated, without fear of moderation. So you see, there are no special rules. Say what you want and enjoy.
That being said, I don't always get to say anything I want. I've had posts deleted, and I have been moderated three times for flaming and breaking TER rules. Still and all this is a fun place to be. I consider it my second home, and it's a lot more fun than the first. Like it has been said, this is an escape.
That is your right. And I will defend to the death for your.... 11/13/2006 7:30:42 PM
Right to be wrong.
Lets just cut to the chase here. If someone doesn't like you, FUCK EM !!!....
Figuratively speaking of course.
Message to my friend The ProdigalSon. You're a very popular guy !!.... 12/20/2007 9:14:05 PM
People at the M&G kept coming up to me all night and asking, who is that asshole Prodigal Son that's trying to bust your balls on TER? But being the nice guy that I am I straightened them out. I said he's no asshole.....he's a cocksucker !!
And to show you what a true sport I really am, when you get that sex change operation, I just may sample your talents.
Merry Christmas My Friend, SMOOOOOOOCH !!!!!!!!!!
Turning over a new leaf. The NEW and more SERIOUS Highandtight 3/19/2008 3:46:36 PM
I have decided to stop cluttering up the Chicago discussion board with my vain attempts at nonsensical humor and off topic drivel. From now on I will be a responsible member of this community, and indulge myself solely on those things that are serious in nature and pertinant to the hobby. In keeping with that promise let me now start a discussion on a most intriguing subject that has confounded me for years, but which I was always to embarrassed to bring up.
Ladies, I have a question for those of you who are of the ball licking nut sucking sort that really indulges yourself in that type of service. Which testicle do you consider more sexy, the left or the right one. That would be on the left and right side of the gentleman in question, as facing him it would appear to be the opposite. So it's not your left or right, but his. The reason I ask this is because one of my nuts feels much more sexy than the other. Perhaps it may have something to do with being right or left handed. I shave my nuts and soak them in warm baby oil so as to make them soft and smoothe for your pleasure. Perhaps it's just me, but I really feel there is a difference between the two. I once asked my wife for her opinion, but she told me she hates testicular sex and wouldn't bother to put her tongue on either of them. That being said I realized I needed to have the valuable opinions of all you providers out there. Any thoughts you may have on this subject will be greatly appreciated.
Thank You, H&T
Defending apropo, and condeming the lynch mob mentality on this board!!!!!!!!!.... 6/14/2008 5:25:25 PM
What the fuck is going on here !! I have never seen such piling on in the history of this board. What a bunch of fucking bullies. Is this a contest to out liberalize eachother?
First off, I know apropo personally. I met her at a couple of parties and have exchanged PM's with her. We have become good friends and I can honestly say there is no racism or hatred in this lady. She is a good person. In her post she she used bad judgement by using the word black, for which she apologized and stated it was just an opinion. I agree she should have just said, "what a surprise, another celebrity not guilty." But using the word black does not make her a member of the KKK. It was just an err in judgement. So now to judge her as a racist and a loser is total bullshit and hypocritical too.
You don't know this woman's history, and what she's been through, and all the good things about her, you just want to use her as a tool to express your own self rightious beliefs.
The Reverend Jeramiah Wright sounds like a REAL racist. Talk about poor judgement in a choice of words and ideas and yet so unapologetic about any of it. But does THAT negate all the good things he's done for his community and his country. I think he is basically a good man with some radical ideas. But FOX news condemns evething about him. Do YOU people happen to work for that station. Where the fuck were you when I had to listen to Pollack jokes for 30 years. Did YOU never tell one. Guess what? They were funny and I ended up telling them too. Finally the blondes took the heat off us. If you can't laugh at yourself then I'll do it for you. You shouldn't judge a person by the color of their skin but you can judge them by the thick or thin of it.
Apropo made a small mistake in judgement and apologized if it offended anyone. You should have let it go at that. So stop trying to glorify yourselves with all your self righteous hyperbole.
Now if you think I am out of line, I will argue with you all the way to page ten. And I'll say it right now. FUCK Political correctness. If you are in THAT minority then I AM predudiced towards you.
So if you want to condemn ME as a right wing radical, let me just say I have been an Obama supporter from the get go, and will be thrilled to have him as our new president. He understands that you can't achieve racial harmony by condemnation. Apropo may have made a mistatement, but you are the folks who burned the crosses on this board. Shame on you !!
The above is amazing and wonderful. Thank you so much. I miss him.
Kelly
I just took out some of my Christmas decorations, and as I did I found a gift "J" had given me for Christmas. It so made me smile, I miss him so much he was my dear friend... Happy Holidays in Heaven Mickey Moonshine XOXO love you always Eryn
It took a great deal of effort to do what you did, going through 2700 posts and selecting those that best refocus attention on our departed friend.
Some of us had the pleasure of meeting Jim personally, while others knew him just from his posts. You are right in your observations and you made some excellent selections. He was the cornerstone of the Chicago community. He made this Board more than just a series of provider ads and LE alerts.
Thanks for reminding us.
or, in my case, with all his boob jokes... mammary lane.
HighandTight was well loved by many. His offbeat sense of humor, his genuine affection for the ladies he visited with and called "his wives", his welcoming attitude to new board members all contributed to the affection people felt for him. But, mostly, it was because he was "real." There was no secret agenda. He was down-to-earth. And honestly, while he strived to get along with everyone, he really didn't give a damn if anyone liked him or not.
Your tribute brought a tear to my eye (Actually a few) as I think back at all the playful fun he brought to the board with his posts and the fun time spent with him. This board and the people on it were his family. The support he got from his TER friends during his last few months meant more to him than anyone will ever know.
I have his Christmas gifts from the last two years and fondly remember his giving them to me.
Thank you so much for your post!
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