I guess for some... It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.  

Guess that doesn't apply to him.

And so I did, the whole hour!

for a few years would come to see her every few months and pay her to be naked, on her knees before him as he sat fully dressed an a chair and beg him to "please please fuck me" for a full hour during which he would refuse. After an hour, he would get up and leave.

I was supposed to have escaped into Siberia only to be caught by him, portraying some kind of maverick KGB agent. It was really elaborate. I think I pissed him off when he asked how good of a Russian accent I could do and I responded that it wouldn't matter since historical accuracy would be negated by us speaking English. The date never happened.

I eventually ended up doing the first (Actually she sued me.) but not the second.

In fact, that was the last time I spoke to that provider, now that I come to think of it.

I received a call from a man who envisioned me and his girlfriend involved in girl fighting: hair pulling, scratching, etc. for a large sum of money. I told him the fight would be over with quickly because I do not hair pull or scratch; I punch hard and am a trained fighter. He said he wanted it to last for his pleasure. I just repeated that I would be happy to take his money, but I wasn't about to let his gf pull my hair or scratch me. I don't think that was the reply he was looking for (ha ha) and it is just as well, because I found the whole thing creepy.

I once had a client ask me to torture his dick by putting it into a container full of crickets. The same week, I had someone request that I stomp on snails.  

Both were rejected.  I'm not into bugs, or squishing things with my feet. *shivers*.

1. Asked me if we could throw pies in each other's face.

2. Wanted me to wear a cast and pretend I had a broken ankle.

3. Asked me to sneeze for an hour.

4. Wanted to come over and clean my septic tank while I yelled at him. (I refused this one)

5. We pretend like I am a giant and he is a little 6 inch tall guy who I am going to crush.

6. He wanted a 3 some with his wife so he brought a bunch of blown up photos of her and we laid them all over the bed and I pretended to include her in the fun.  

7. We pretended that his wife was in a chair in the room forced to watch us while he kept looking at the empty chair and saying mean things to it (her).

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I've heard some doozies from the ladies over the years.  

Wanted the lady to dress up as a pirate.

Asked her if she would do his dog on the next session.

Offered her a million bucks to move in with him, until he died.

For the all night session, he wanted her to sit naked, playing with herself, while he was getting off watching porn. He didn't touch her, but he did try to stiff her the next morning.

Not really a request, but her old teacher showed up for the session. Of course teachers never remember who you are so he had no idea. She was freaked, but went through with it.  

So what's my strangest fantasy? Usually, when I request a session, what I'm hoping for is sex. I know, that's weird. But I do have one fantasy in life that's never been fulfilled. It's not really that strange, but in my life, I've never met a lady at a bar, and taken her home for sex. Other places yes, including 'La Mezquita', but not a bar. I can't figure out why I have that fantasy. Several months ago I approached a new lady for a session. I couldn't believe it. Her M.O. was to meet in a bar first, get comfortable, and then go back to her incall. She did that with each new client. OMG, my fantasy was about to come true, and I hadn't even requested it. So I'm sitting there in the bar excited as hell, and, you guessed it. She no showed. We all get no showed every now and then, but that one really hurt

Never requested it, but the way some ladies just lie there...   ba-dum ching!  ;o)
Just kidding!

The only reason this came to my mind was I met a provider who talked about necrophilia between rounds yesterday (and about a mass murderer who raped then killed over 300 boys, and about how she applauds ladies who bite-off their abusive SO's cocks).  She was certainly a one-of-a-kind quirky lady (actually got on her iPhone during mish too!) - BUT strangely, she was also very authentic, really enjoyed sex, had one of the wettest tightest pussies, and REALLY knew how to move her body - was the craziest (got off to the WORST start possible, for a reason I won't get into) date I've ever had, but ended up being one of the most fun.

I have tons....but as someone who provides fetishes...

I try not to judge! And even if it is not the fetish for me I am not going to judge, ridicule or share it...(he has to pay extra for public humiliation....