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He would've had to PIMP SLAP you so you'd WORK, instead of sitting around the house with your cat!sad_smile
HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil 1959 reads
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"Now once upon a time, not too long ago  
A n-gga like myself had to strong-arm a ho
[Always posting on TER, instead of makin' me dough.]
[When she couldn't fit a cock, she'd give it a blow.]
[Age restriction, dick restriction? Ho, wadda ya mean?]
[Just get out on that ho stro and make me ma GREEN!]
[Sittin' home, pettin' her cat, talkin' sass, that's she!]
This is not a ho in the sense of having a pussy  
But a pussy having no goddamn sense, try and push me."

hbyist+truth=;(3159 reads

Some reading for those who think a huge schlong is the way to go.

Related Link: http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/penis-size-what-women-think/page/2

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mrfisher1731 reads

A man's penis only has to be long enough to reach the ground.

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Blowing Chunks1452 reads

Sure hope they don't reach the ground. :D

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Dr Who revived1644 reads

biggest asshole in the world.

I've considered bleaching to avoid that title...but so far no go.
 

Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
Some reading for those who think a huge schlong is the way to go.

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Blowing Chunks1387 reads

Go talk to her.    :D

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Dr Who revived1662 reads

Is it a dumb fuck?

I was going to comment on gals who have the tiniest slits....and then you posted  ;)

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HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil1438 reads

But that's okay because "rap critics that say he's 'Money Cash Hoes." Lol

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HooktardGold1482 reads

LMAO... I bet he is hung like a donkey.  

Posted By: HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil
But that's okay because "rap critics that say he's 'Money Cash Hoes." Lol

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HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil1960 reads

"Now once upon a time, not too long ago  
A n-gga like myself had to strong-arm a ho
[Always posting on TER, instead of makin' me dough.]
[When she couldn't fit a cock, she'd give it a blow.]
[Age restriction, dick restriction? Ho, wadda ya mean?]
[Just get out on that ho stro and make me ma GREEN!]
[Sittin' home, pettin' her cat, talkin' sass, that's she!]
This is not a ho in the sense of having a pussy  
But a pussy having no goddamn sense, try and push me."

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HooktardGold1336 reads

OMG, that's the funniest shit ever. You're not a dude? LOL...

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AnotherDonJohn1391 reads

An Article from January 2010? Some of those dicks went on Medicare by now.  

Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
Some reading for those who think a huge schlong is the way to go.

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Dr Who revived1541 reads

And my favorite that generates the most emotion is the rates thread.  But that apparently created too much of a ruckus the other day.

Let's go with the "dick size" thread.  That brings out some crazies as well.

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An Article from January 2010? Some of those dicks went on Medicare by now.  
   
Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
Some reading for those who think a huge schlong is the way to go.

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hammerhead8961465 reads

You have no idea what a bitch it is to have to strap this thing to my thigh just to walk around town lol. Next you guys will be bashing me for being tall and handsome to boot lol.

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Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
Some reading for those who think a huge schlong is the way to go.
I've never considered myself to be anything other than average in the schlong department.  And I was/am okay with that.  I know my length is nothing special...6" on a good day.  However, the last two women I've been with both commented on the thickness of my penis after fucking.  I was with one woman for a few months and she really seemed to like my girth.  The other was shorter fling and we only fucked twice.  The first night was one of my best sexual experiences ever.  We fucked for a few hours on and off.  But, she begged off a 2nd round on our 2nd date.  Then she went all one-flew-over-the-cookoo's-nest...so...a third attempt was not to be.

In any case...it's been a nice ego boost as immature as that may be.  I'll take the simple pleasures in life.  A good all-night fuck and a woman that likes my penis.

And a beer.

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smurf83141496 reads

C'mon, c'mon get down with the thickness...  
Nothing has surprised me more than the way providers have responded to me, thinking I was slightly below average.  Inspired me to actually take some measurements.
Nothing seems to put a smile on the ladies faces like long, slow, gentle strokes with my 6 by 6.

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Blowing Chunks1534 reads

So that's why girls claim mine looks 2 inch bigger than it looks to me.  
One of those things where you knew it already but didn't really think about.  :D

In other words: Your penis looks bigger to women than it does to you.

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Pimpathy1165 reads

What-women-think. No.

 
... hotplants is the only one who is concerned about what women think.

Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
Some reading for those who think a huge schlong is the way to go.

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Blowing Chunks1392 reads

Pimples is so clueless. Maybe cuz he was raised a bastard (according to his own words). The article clearly states that according to their study most men are concerned about their size and about what women think but that women aren't as concerned about the size.  

Pimples COMPLETELY missed the point, but is this new to any of us who read more than a few posts of his? lol  

He must live in some alternate universe of his own.  Why should his issue with his size be our issue?  

"Is sex fair?"  "What if sex doesn't sell?"  

"Remember, Christianity existed before Jesus" - Pimpathy 201

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inicky461341 reads

I don't believe he's capable of what most would consider rational thought.

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GaGambler1311 reads

I don't think Pimples or Fungus could come up with a rational thought if you glued their heads together.

but gluing their heads together might be fun. Then we could have one "two headed dummy" instead of two separate morons.

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Pimpathy1345 reads

Do women care about dick size, when it comes to their SO seesing a transsexual GM?  

... and why are you still obsessing over Christ?

Posted By: Drunken Asian
Pimples is so clueless. Maybe cuz he was raised a bastard (according to his own words). The article clearly states that according to their study most men are concerned about their size and about what women think but that women aren't as concerned about the size.    
   
 Pimples COMPLETELY missed the point, but is this new to any of us who read more than a few posts of his? lol    
   
 He must live in some alternate universe of his own.  Why should his issue with his size be our issue?  
   
 "Is sex fair?"  "What if sex doesn't sell?"    
   
 "Remember, Christianity existed before Jesus" - Pimpathy 2014  
   
 

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Blowing Chunks1637 reads

What if size was fair?   What if dick size doesn't sell?  

Remember, you won't find me talking about dick size or issues anywhere in this thread. ;)

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hbyist+truth=;(1359 reads

the morgue is where you go to pick up your dates? Dead, cold and something you can throw around without so much as a peep. Or are mentally handicapped women more your style, you know, easy to manipulate and overpower?

Yeah I am joking too.

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AxelF1403 reads

itches love my small stiff pink dick.

Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
Some reading for those who think a huge schlong is the way to go.

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HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil1629 reads

BIB and ChgoCPA and Co. can police ladies' daily meal plans, work-out routines, and photo shoots... and GaGambler can spout off about how he divorced his former wife because she was on the fast-track to morbid obesity at 5' 4" and 135. Lol. Yet nobody, EVEN WHILE USING AN ALIAS, wants to admit that they would NEVER date or marry a guy who wasn't at least 6plus inches and THICK? REALLY?? Okay MAYBE 5 and a half inches, but it would have to fucking look like a babies arm holding an apple! Lol.

I do realize that a huge amount of both Men's Health and TER's readership is comprised of  men with possible deep-seated insecurities, but COMMON ladies! Grow a set of balls... I mean, labia. Men express unwavering physical personal preferences in civie dating etc, yet many women seem to excessively pussy foot (pun intended) around issues like penis size, lest they bruise some man's frail ego. I really don't get it! To be human is to HAVE PREFERENCES, civie or P4P, male or female...

The key here is not to be a huge ass, just because HER'S IS... or to make HIM feel "small" even if HIS DICK IS.  

Or just go AHEAD and continue to be a big ass or little prick. Whatever makes you happy! Lol.  

 
So as to not offend Conon with my numerous typos and missing apostrophes-

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hbyist+truth=;(1282 reads

That was fucking hilarious.

I hate big cocks just as much as I hate big dicks. Civvie or work. If it doesn't fit nicely, I ask it to leave. A good tongue is never refused.

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MatureGFE1502 reads

in other words, not real short and skinny, lol.

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Blowing Chunks1324 reads

Can we call this the opera position?

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glowerlord1188 reads

Good pickup line???

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HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil1446 reads

This is what happens when you allow a bunch of office supply dorks to do product marketing and branding! Lol.

Related Link: Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's a REAL product!

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realtongueman1289 reads

I'm still trying to figure out the " Take A Tape Measure To My Dick Thing " LMFAO !!!

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angelexotic1295 reads

too long and or too big isnt fun. i have a curved cervix so for me too big isnt good.

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