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Subversively sexy with just enough sparkle - Whimsical, wild and a little weird - NYC til 4/13
Many live out their entire erotic existence hugging the well-trekked shores of their imagination, never putting more than a toe in the waves - but not you. The unexplored open sea entices, and yet there is a danger in its mystery. You cannot deny that danger is part of why the water beckons, and you know you need a guide. Whether you have a clear idea of where you want to go, or you need my enthusiasm and inspiration to help chart an exploration, I will allow you to slip away from the constraints of your life into the exhilarating freedom of mine.
Much like the voyages I lead, my everyday life is one of juxtapositions. I captain a tight ship, and if you desire to be my first mate, we can set sail to places you have only seen in your imagination… and I'll wager, we’ll visit more than a few of which you have not yet even dreamed. This notion of juxtapositions connects what intrigues you about me and the type of journey on which you wish to embark. You can see that I have thrown out the rulebook, and you suspect (correctly) that I excel in untethering those who cannot throw off (even for precious little while) their own self-imposed regulations. Our maiden voyage may only be counted in hours, but the impressions will linger beyond measure. Intrigued as you may be at this moment, I request that you visit my website to begin your journey….Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
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