First Timers
* Helpful Links
PRIMER FOR EROS LINKS
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=63870&boardID=19&page=1
PRIMER FOR SEARCHING REVIEWS
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=57989&boardID=19&page=3
PRIMER FOR SEARCHING THE BOARD
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=57990&boardID=19&page=3
PRIMER FOR TER PLUG-IN
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=58979&boardID=19&page=1
EROS (popular mall for providers)
http://www.eros.com/eros_guide_cities.htm
* Vocabulary
Top: the penetrater
Bottom: receives the penetration
Versatile: both ways
GFE: Girlfriend Experience without the headaches
TER: The Erotic Review
EROS: popular online mall for providers
CL: Craigslist (only for the very experienced and savy)
BP: Backpage (a step-up from CL)
TGTBT: Too Good to be True (usually a reference to possible fake pics)
TOFTT: Take One for the Team (a bad experience)
* Before Making the Call
1. Reasearch ads through EROS.
2. Research the girls by phone number or name through The Erotic Review (TER).
3. Post further questions here on the TS board.
* When Posting Questions on the TS Board
1. Always include a link to the girl's ad.
2. Be specific about your preferences (top, bottom, cock, breasts, body type, etc.)
3. Don't take anything too seriously; lighten up!
* Before Making the Call
1. Pay cash for a prepaid cell phone.
2. Pay cash for the minutes card.
3. Do NOT give up your real name or landline. Don't be stupid.
4. This is a throw-away phone in case you visit a criminal threatening you: just walk out, and toss the phone in the trash.
* If you are making a call to a top-quality, world-class provider, then there are no worries about what cell phone to use. Your information will be private and safe.
* Making Calls
1. No discussion of sexual content.
2. Be courteous.
3. Let her know it's your first time.
* Two-Call System
1. You call to make the appointment, they tell you the general area/hotel/home to drive to.
2. Once you in that area, you call again to find out room info and if it's o.k. to come up.
3. The two-call system helps to ensure that no two guests will run into each other on their way in/out.
* Suggestions
1. Listen to your instincts. Never listen to the little head.
2. Don't settle for less. There are top-quality girls well worth the wait.
3. If she's not the girl in the pics, WALK OUT. If you stay and pay, you're stealing money from an honest provider. Be a man.
* Getting Ready
For Versatiles and Bottoms:
(1) Namely, your ass!
As a bottom, you definitely need to do an enema to be clean. You won't get everything, but it'll be clean, AND have a clean scent.
(2) Shave. I don't know if other girls like this, mind this, or find it repulsive (I would). Shave your ass down there for a few days before--use baby powder to reduce inflammation. However, it may not be any big deal to most girls. But, shaving is way cleaner.
For Versatiles, Tops, and Bottoms:
(3) If you don't already, start flossing your teeth on a daily basis. On the day of your visit, don't floss unless your gums are healthy (i.e., no bleeding).
(4) Of course, bathe! Wear comfortable clothes that make you feel sexy.
(5) Go very light on any cologne you might wear. If it's a scent she doesn't like, it'll be too light to be a turn-off. If it's a scent she likes, well, she'll have to get closer to enjoy it! Some girls might prefer no cologne at all. Why not ask her when you call?
(6) A white, unmarked envelope for tribute/donation.
(7) Be ON TIME. If you're seeing a top-quality girl, then BE ON TIME. It's o.k. to arrive early, but wait until 3-5 minutes before to make the 2nd phone call. She is probably still getting ready. If traffic is unexpectedly bad and will make you late, give her a call and tell her what is happening.
(8) Remember: you're on a date! Treat her with respect, honesty, and lots and lots of passion! ![]()
(9) *** If she's not the girl in the pictures, run like hell! Just turn around and get out the door before she can throw anything at you. Just ask Dog about the pan on the head.
Seriously, fake providers are stealing from honest providers: please do you part to help keep the integrity of our hobby, and don't put up with fake pictures.
There ya go, boys--now go have a good time and report back!
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New to TS
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=47579&boardID=19&page=
Taking the Big One
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=48417&boardID=19&page=1
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Many guys visiting TS are into mutual oral activity. Some then top the girl. Others like to be "taken" by the girl. There's quite a bit of variety here; perhaps, more so than with genetic girls.
That all said, there is no script to follow for any session. With a top-shelf quality girl, you will have a great time. Be sure to smell good!
What Not to Do:
1. Don't be a jerk. Treat her like a queen.
2. Don't talk sexually over the phone.
3. Don't lie to her. You must be honest about yourself.
4. Don't expect your first time to be a romantic whirlwind.
5. Don't fall in love with the girl.
6. Don't be a jerk.
O.k., maybe I over-emphasized one of those items, but, seriously, the girls go through so much bad stuff. Believe it or not, some guys treat them as if they are Wal-Mart or McDonald's or something, which is terrible.
What to Do:
1. Be understanding. Be supportive. You'll receive more than you give.
2. Be yourself and be relaxed. Let her help you relax and go with the flow.
Because it's a top-quality girl:
1. Bring her some flowers if that's possible. What a nice treat from a first-timer!
2. Or, bring something like lingerie or perfume, if that's possible. It's a special treat for a special girl.
It's not always possible to spoil a top-quality gal. Some girls' tastes run way too expensive. However, if you're a wee bit romantic-minded, bringing something nice can add to the moment. You are, afterall, treating her like a lady.
hey Cat...great work once again...maybe this should be a weekly or bi weekly or monthly PSA.
btw, for your mention of:
"What Not to Do:
1. Don't be a jerk. Treat her like a queen.
2. Don't talk sexually over the phone.
3. Don't lie to her. You must be honest about yourself.
4. Don't expect your first time to be a romantic whirlwind.
5. Don't fall in love with the girl.
6. Don't be a jerk."
this should go for TS girls too. Over the phone, I had one ask me how much money I had on me, another ask me what I had going on below, and several rude introductions.
maybe ad for TS girls, to not use stolen pics, be nice, and not be a rip-off or rush job.
Thanks, Especial_K! Yeah, the Dog and I have wished for sticky threads--nooooo, the kind that always stay active at the top ![]()
I agree that the girls need to watch the phone protocols as well. For a first timer, I'd recommend staying clear of the ones who "break the rules" on the phone, so to speak. First timers need more experience to understand what they want so as not to be taken advantage of.
There's lots of "deals" that can be struck on the phone, but the proof is in the visit. First timers tend to be too easily led astray and are less likely to walk out if upselling starts to happen. It's a confidence factor, too.
You've got another good point that I'll emphasize: how to handle fake picture providers.
With a "trash" cell phone, first timers can feel more confident of walking out of a bad situation. However, I should also mention: ask the Dog about how to evade frying pans and fences! ![]()
Nice check list Cat. I agree with all of it. It's been a long time since my first time. If some first timers here think we can wave a wand, drop a name, or somehow help them get into this hobby and bypass the drama that can come with it, ok. For those, I guess the advice is to wait for Daisy to visit your city. When, and if she does, you should make a point of seeing her.
For the rest, I think it is important to remember to not be put off if your first experience is not what you imagined. I was at this for awhile before I started to get the kind of dates I was looking for. I read the reviews, did the research, etc, etc, but YMMV. And it does for sure. My great date, and great review might not be the same date you have.
Get over the feeling scared part. A well reviewed lady is legit, and even the not so well ones are not that scary. I've only had to back out of a hotel once when the provider behind the door was not as advertised, but it does happen. Only once, but still, the footwear you wear should be runnable.
Stick with it, visit providers who have great reviews, and you will find out for yourself. Same as it ever was.
I've never brought flowers to a date though. That stroll through the hotel lobby can be kind of nervous enough without a big bunch of flowers in your hand. My city has a great chocolate place, and sometimes I bring a few of those.
It sounds trivial..but do not ask our size on the phone.
we are real girls at heart you know...it's embarrasing to mention the size of our "little boy" on the phone.
If you're going to bottom, definitely take an enema! I've found that if you do your self with a dildo for a few minutes after the enema, it will cause you to excrete any remaining potentially embarrasing poop.
Excellent advice from all! I've added a few things to the list and will also make sure this thread is included to any first timer questions.
Thank you all! ![]()