You see, we need hope and we need change. And we hope for change and in change there is hope. Hoping for a change is hope and change. Change for a hope, is hoping in real change that will change our hopes into a real change for hope. If you elect me as your President I will give you hope and I will give you change. You will give me dollars, I will give hope that you get some change back from those dollars. That will be your only hope for change.  

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