Tijuana

Something is rotten in Denmark...or should I say with the Tijuana Escorts agency
Burt2010 9 Reviews 6585 reads
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NO WAY WOULD I USE THIS AGENCY!!  My reasons follow:

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The Rules and Etiquette section of the Tijuana Escorts' website says (and I quote):

"When you call, there won't be much of a conversation"
"Please don't talk about money or any kind of sexual acts during our conversation or e-mails."

I don't know of a single other agency in Tijuana with these rules.  No way will I book a session in TJ with an agency that won't discuss the services their escorts provide.  Same with their prices.  It seems to me these rules are made to order for scamming hobbyists.

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Also the Rules and Etiquette section of the website says:

"You may be asked for an id please be prepared."

NO WAY WILL I EVER SHOW A PROVIDER MY ID.  NOR SHOULD YOU.

Other Tijuana agencies don't ask for ID, why does Tijuana Escorts want to see ID?  The only time I was ever asked for ID was by a US agency when I was a new hobbyist--and the provider tried to blackmail me.  (That's a true story and I'll take a lie detector test if anybody doubts me.)  

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Additionally, the Rules and Etiquette section of the website says that when the date starts the agency wants you to:

"place your cash donation spread out and placed in clear sight on the dresser or washroom"

Other Tijuana agencies ask for payment when the session satisfactorily ends.  I wonder why Tijuana Escorts wants to be different?  I don't know, but I do know this is how agencies with
"dance-and-dash" escorts operate.  

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Tijuana Escorts says their escorts will only do one date per day.  The website says, and I quote, "Our chicas are not dated multiple times a day... that is our distinction."  They are engaging is false and misleading advertising with this claim because:

1.  The TER review of Daniella plainly states that when a hobbyist requested to extend a date his request was denied because Daniella couldn't stay because of another date she had scheduled.

2.  One or more of Tijuana Chicas' escorts works for another agency.  So how are they going to insure their escorts don't do more than one date per day.  (For example, Ana on the Tijuana Escort website also works as Ana on Elegant Escorts and as Carolina on Mexico Lindo Bar.)

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Tijuana Escorts needs to understand--and use--the correct definitions of a GFE and PSE.  Otherwise they lack creditability.

A GFE is not about having you sit "down on the couch and you talk for a bit."  Nor is it when, "You tell her what has been going on in your day."  Nor is it about sitting "on her couch... so that you can spend some time getting better acquainted."  

Let's get real: I don't know a single hobbyist who thinks a GFE is about romance.  Nor do the hobbyists I know want to spend their time talking during a session.  All the hobbyists I know think a GFE is about great sex.

These are the Internet "common consent" minimum services that providers must offer hobbyists for a session to be a GFE session:
1. CFS (covered full, meaning vaginal intercourse with a condom where multiple positions--missionary, doggie, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, etc., but not necessarily PSE acts such as anal sex—are available)
2. DFK (deep French kissing, "tongue kissing")
3. BBBJ (bare back blow job, receiving oral sex without a condom)
4. DATY dining at the "Y," meaning "going down on a girl")
5. MSOG (multiple shots on goal, meaning you get to "pop" as many times as you can during the session's scheduled time instead of having the session end after the first "pop")

A PSE (porn star experience) is a session in which a provider offers a hobbyist anything commonly seen in a porn flick.  This includes, but is not limited to, things like sex without a condom, anal sex, light S&M.

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TIJUANA HAS LOTS OF GREAT AGENCIES.  GIVEN TIJAUNA ESCORTS' RULES, FALSE ADVERTISING, ETC. WHY WOULD ANYBODY WANT TO USE THIS AGENCY????












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-- Modified on 3/3/2011 10:47:30 PM

dalia326453 reads

Comments mean different things to different people,  I suggest comparing notes… and find gentlemen that are fair and honest and neutral regardless of escort agency… its all about evaluating the service of an escort…  and only that… Victoria and Ana need a TER

NO WAY WOULD I USE THIS AGENCY!!  My reasons follow:

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The Rules and Etiquette section of the Tijuana Escorts' website says (and I quote):

"When you call, there won't be much of a conversation"
"Please don't talk about money or any kind of sexual acts during our conversation or e-mails."

I don't know of a single other agency in Tijuana with these rules.  No way will I book a session in TJ with an agency that won't discuss the services their escorts provide.  Same with their prices.  It seems to me these rules are made to order for scamming hobbyists.

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Also the Rules and Etiquette section of the website says:

"You may be asked for an id please be prepared."

NO WAY WILL I EVER SHOW A PROVIDER MY ID.  NOR SHOULD YOU.

Other Tijuana agencies don't ask for ID, why does Tijuana Escorts want to see ID?  The only time I was ever asked for ID was by a US agency when I was a new hobbyist--and the provider tried to blackmail me.  (That's a true story and I'll take a lie detector test if anybody doubts me.)  

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Additionally, the Rules and Etiquette section of the website says that when the date starts the agency wants you to:

"place your cash donation spread out and placed in clear sight on the dresser or washroom"

Other Tijuana agencies ask for payment when the session satisfactorily ends.  I wonder why Tijuana Escorts wants to be different?  I don't know, but I do know this is how agencies with
"dance-and-dash" escorts operate.  

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Tijuana Escorts says their escorts will only do one date per day.  The website says, and I quote, "Our chicas are not dated multiple times a day... that is our distinction."  They are engaging is false and misleading advertising with this claim because:

1.  The TER review of Daniella plainly states that when a hobbyist requested to extend a date his request was denied because Daniella couldn't stay because of another date she had scheduled.

2.  One or more of Tijuana Chicas' escorts works for another agency.  So how are they going to insure their escorts don't do more than one date per day.  (For example, Ana on the Tijuana Escort website also works as Ana on Elegant Escorts and as Carolina on Mexico Lindo Bar.)

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Tijuana Escorts needs to understand--and use--the correct definitions of a GFE and PSE.  Otherwise they lack creditability.

A GFE is not about having you sit "down on the couch and you talk for a bit."  Nor is it when, "You tell her what has been going on in your day."  Nor is it about sitting "on her couch... so that you can spend some time getting better acquainted."  

Let's get real: I don't know a single hobbyist who thinks a GFE is about romance.  Nor do the hobbyists I know want to spend their time talking during a session.  All the hobbyists I know think a GFE is about great sex.

These are the Internet "common consent" minimum services that providers must offer hobbyists for a session to be a GFE session:
1. CFS (covered full, meaning vaginal intercourse with a condom where multiple positions--missionary, doggie, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, etc., but not necessarily PSE acts such as anal sex—are available)
2. DFK (deep French kissing, "tongue kissing")
3. BBBJ (bare back blow job, receiving oral sex without a condom)
4. DATY dining at the "Y," meaning "going down on a girl")
5. MSOG (multiple shots on goal, meaning you get to "pop" as many times as you can during the session's scheduled time instead of having the session end after the first "pop")

A PSE (porn star experience) is a session in which a provider offers a hobbyist anything commonly seen in a porn flick.  This includes, but is not limited to, things like sex without a condom, anal sex, light S&M.

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TIJUANA HAS LOTS OF GREAT AGENCIES.  GIVEN TIJAUNA ESCORTS' RULES, FALSE ADVERTISING, ETC. WHY WOULD ANYBODY WANT TO USE THIS AGENCY????












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-- Modified on 3/3/2011 10:47:30 PM

Burt, once again you have taken the time and the trouble to guide us wisely.
I, for one, am extremely grateful for your efforts. Thanks!

You know they may have good chicas...and maybe good intentions, but that site looks like something written for Saturday Night Live or National Lampoon.  

Burt does his homework for sure, but I find it hard to believe that anyone would use their service after reading their rules and definitions.   I originally thought their two TER reviews were written by the webmaster, however when one read that he wanted to extend and the chica was already scheduled for a second date....I don't know.   Hard to imagine they get two dates a month, let alone have a chica with two in the same day.  Maybe he forgot his own rule and busted himself. :)

dalia325814 reads

Boyz boyz don't mean to compete with you escort agencies, don't be selfish now  besos

You should probably read Burt's post as you have no chance to compete with the way your website is done.

Having wrong definitions of GFE and PSE cannot help you at all.
Telling clients to not ask questions about price and service is absurd.
Lying about only one date per day will lose you opportunities.

Like I said before you may have good intentions and good chicas, but the way you present your information  will not give you an opportunity to earn.  

Burt2020 has no agency and uses a few of them.  I do in fact have an agency.

And if you "don't mean to compete with my agency".....well you proved that with your text on your site. :)

Posted By: dalia32
Boyz boyz don't mean to compete with you escort agencies, don't be selfish now  besos
Your ignorance is showing.

For the record:  I am not affiliated with, nor do I have a financial interest in, any agency, escort, MP, etc.  

I am "passionate" about  encouraging escorts and agencies to provide (1) GFE sessions and (2) good customer service.  I try to let to lobbying community know who does and who does not.  It's that simple.

dalia326703 reads

Not nice Chikita/Burst, which websites are you comparing mlb or hot tj? Our isn't that hi tech either. So the webmater wrote the TER's or not? Cannot have it both ways for a fair chance to refute, in many of your comments in most threads you contradict yourself. Our chicas are no threat to you why these accusations so harsh and misleading? It is not easy to book with our chicas because of time/personal limitations that they have, We do lose a lot of business but we are OK with that, those are our limitations we just have what we can keep in control, as in periodic medical check ups. You have many girls, the most, I guess that makes your Escort Agency no 1.
For booking we ask for 20 dls from 150 that the Chicas get for one hour, I heard you take 50 and the girls pay for her taxis another 10, don't be greety huerito. let us do our "luchita" "no a las acusaciones desleales"
Burst did his homework yeah right!  I am sure you would give yourself an A+ and a pad in the ...
TijuanaEscortsVIP.com is the same as TijuanaChicas.com the contact is the same on both pages.
I just learned that Ana is Carolina from your Escort Agency she told me 2 days ago and that in 2 months you have had  no "servicios"  but you wrote, "Hard to imagine they get two dates a month, let alone have a chica with two in the same day."  Just enjoy being #1 and let the world turn.



What I posted I took from your website(s) and the reviews posted on this site.  Which make it very clear that:
--You engage in false advertising by stating your chicas see no more than one customer per day.  They don't--when they can.
--You ask for payment up front.
--You ask clients for ID
--You use the GFE/PSE definitions incorrectly.

These are not the policies of a first rate operation.  On the contrary, these are policies used all to often by operations that rip-off customers.

I guess you do not know that Burt has no agency.  He has used several agencies as a client.  You can check with Ana if you want to know.

You might want to tell Carolina/Ana to call in.  Her phone has been off or not answered the last several times I have called and she has two requests coming up.

Posted By: bonitachika
You might want to tell Carolina/Ana to call in.  Her phone has been off or not answered the last several times I have called and she has two requests coming up.  
Is this how your agency provides GFE?

We have over 700 reviews if you have any questions about how we provide.

Posted By: bonitachika
We have over 700 reviews if you have any questions about how we provide.
That is great. They say McDonald has sold over 99 billion burgers. I think that is shit, I prefer the carnitas and burritos.

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I dont think why you so angry about their rules , if you dont like then dont use them simple is that .

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