Ok, I've been thinking about this for a few weeks and I still can't reconcile in either my small or real brain as to what to do....
In the past 6 months, I've seen two providers, that, well they definitely delivered what reviews promised, were on time and the photos were real.
But ..... there were several aspects of our visit that really turned me off and if I had the opportunity to give this "heads up" to a potential client, well I feel sort of obligated to.
Why? because TER reviews and friends (both providers and hobbyist) have helped me find amazing women and helped me stay away from some rip offs.
The thing is, I don't want to sour these ladies reputation or affect there income. But at the same time I wish I knew beforehand what was to occur.
I'll give you an example. I love DATY. I don't know how or why God gave me this gift, but I'm really good at it
I saw a very girl next door, perfect body, great attitude lady. When it cam for DATY, well (and ladies please don't be offended... I imagine you unfortunately have had the same experience with a unhygienic gentleman) anyway the smell and taste was awful. After this otherwise very beautiful woman left, I literally had the wash the smell off my face.
So is it appropriate to put that in a review or is it best just to keep such info to yourself?
Signed, a kind, romantic, honest, horny hobbyist...
And she truly may not have been aware of the "odor". Especially if she only sees a guy every so often.
As far as putting it in the review...sure, why not.
However I might suggest that you simply comment on how important DATY is to you, and in this session you had to take a pass. Nothing further really needs to be commented on as most readers know what that is "code for". And if some guy is more interested in a specific reason...he can PM you.
FWIW I haven't found that in my travels thus far with a hooker...but have experienced that in the civvy world. And why in the fuck would you DATY once you smelled the Sea Bass? Sheesh....you'd think you're the one getting paid LOL
Even then the hookers won't stay down on a dude who reeks...they tend to suggest "other activities"...like DG. Or in some other cases...the door!
In the past 6 months, I've seen two providers, that, well they definitely delivered what reviews promised, were on time and the photos were real.
But ..... there were several aspects of our visit that really turned me off and if I had the opportunity to give this "heads up" to a potential client, well I feel sort of obligated to.
Why? because TER reviews and friends (both providers and hobbyist) have helped me find amazing women and helped me stay away from some rip offs.
The thing is, I don't want to sour these ladies reputation or affect there income. But at the same time I wish I knew beforehand what was to occur.
I'll give you an example. I love DATY. I don't know how or why God gave me this gift, but I'm really good at it
I saw a very girl next door, perfect body, great attitude lady. When it cam for DATY, well (and ladies please don't be offended... I imagine you unfortunately have had the same experience with a unhygienic gentleman) anyway the smell and taste was awful. After this otherwise very beautiful woman left, I literally had the wash the smell off my face.
So is it appropriate to put that in a review or is it best just to keep such info to yourself?
Signed, a kind, romantic, honest, horny hobbyist...
If it was a lady I wanted to see again the next time I strongly encouraged a shower or other freshening at the start of the session and she got the idea in about 5 seconds. For ladies I didn't intend to see again I also simply noted in the reviews that I didn't do much if any DATY because the lady was not as fresh as I like.
I've seen providers that have several reviews stating they were less than fresh below, but they are still working, still getting reviews, so I would imagine there came a time when someone clued them in on HOW and WHEN to wash, and with what. Or, some men don't mind a smell and their reviews did not touch on it.
I wash 2 hours before in a hot bath, and again with a wipe/cleanser when I get that "What is the room number" text. I've been called OCD about such things, but don't care. There are still women out there (both providers and housewives) that think their morning bath is enough. Or, she just came off or was about to start her period. If you are the only one commenting on this, it may have been that case of her monthly.
In those times, it is imperative to pay extra attention to your vagina, because even the cleanest of clean, has a PH issue at certain times of the month. Sex, diet, cleansers, lubes, condoms, swimming, etc. all have the potential to affect the smell down there. Women who don't wear underwear are the worst! You're basically allowing toxins and anything else the wind blows, to go right into your open vagina. Certain materials in clothing were never made to be directly in contact with your vagina, which is why underwear exists, other than the obscenity factor. While some might think they are 'airing it out' it is proven to work just the opposite. Only Nylons are not recommended to wear every single day, but cotton underwear are the MOST recommended for women with odor issues.
So, while I think this is something to be mentioned, I would wait to see if anyone else says something first. You can expect hate mail and maybe a threat of a blacklist, so might want to use an alias to do the review. Or, backchannel vs. going public.
-- Modified on 6/17/2013 12:09:15 PM
thank you for making the world safe from smelly v j j 's
selling those used moist towelettes to some of your fan base here on the boards? or your cotton undies? I will be waiting for my monthly "producers" check for this marvelous idea as it makes you rich.
If you ask me to send you poop though, I am getting it from the litter box. ![]()
they have vending machines selling the used panties of schoolgirls? I thought this was apochryphal but then I found this. Hop on a plane
grappa is made from the fermented panties of Italian catholic school girls. I can get it here AND get lit up. nothing better.
send her a short private note in a kind and gentle manner about how much you enjoyed the visit, but.....
It depends on how you want to live your hobby life.. If I were you, Damn Right.. I would put it in my review. I like to write honest and informative reviews..I like to write the kind of review that I would like to read before making a decision whether to see a girl or not..
Some girls want you to promise them that you won't review them. If you made any such promsies beforehand, you should keep them. I never make such promises to anyone. OTOH, I refused to see this one gal who wanted me to promise her just the same...
There is no obligation for you to write a review. But if you do choose to write one, at least be honest about all aspects of the appointment, and give the score accordingly...
I would say something, but only if it were that bad.
Some very clean women have the occasional sourness to them. I have not said anything because I know that normally they are sweeter than sugar.
Good luck on future sessions.
MM
in your review rather than "smelled like an anchovies cunt" as a description .
Unless a provider is nearing the territory of ROB I see no reason to sabotage her industry. And constructive criticism should be just that; constructive
Everyone has added soo much useful feedback. Thank you for taking the time to reply to my post
And for my fellow hobbyist. This photo is one of my all time favorites.. AND NOT the lady I was speaking of! Thanks again for your feedback ![]()
The smell may not have been from lack of cleanliness. She may have had a yeast infection or something else of which she was not aware. However, if you want to review her you can wait a few weeks (TER permits you to file a review within 90 days of the session) and write it in a way that does not include specifics that will let her tie you to the review. You also could describe what she wore differently from how she was dressed when you saw her. You can also use a review alias when you do this. So you can write a review that's fundamentally accurate, gets the message to her in a respectful way that should not hurt her business, and keeps you safe from any bad reaction she may have anyway.
PS: I've never done this but I know people do it. It seems like a reasonable approach to me.
This is more than two things LOL
I think it's about four...maybe five if you want to get creative.
What would Kelsey Grammer say? LOL
PS: I've never done this but I know people do it. It seems like a reasonable approach to me.

Seems like 'the Boss' has spoken. LOL
But glad you've found the meme website.
Now can you teach escalade how to reply without swearing?
Her attitude or personality sucked... on the other-hand if she was sweet and had a charming personality.. but was just unaware that her pussy smelled.. i would not mention it. Although if she has a bitchy attitude all bets are off
Mr. Fisher gave me some good advice a while back, I had a provider i really liked great service, but i assume she doesn't shower before sessions.. and I'm to nice of a guy to ever offend a gal... so he told me to have her shower with me before the session.. took his advice and it's been smooth selling ever since
That's something that should just be left out, in my opinion. If another prospective client asks you about her in private, I think it's fair to tell him. However, to put that in a review just seems tacky and cruel.
It's also quite possible that she has an infection that she's unaware of (BV comes to mind) and that hygiene isn't even the issue. Honestly, if I had something like that going on down there, I would be eternally grateful if someone brought it to my attention (politely and privately, of course). But if that showed up in one of my reviews, I'd be absolutely mortified. I can't imagine anything more humiliating.
You seem like a nice enough guy, so I'm sure you want to avoid doing anything that could hurt the girl.
I completely agree with Miss Bad College Girl. If you enjoyed your time together I would first send her a private message tactfully mentioning it to her. It is very possible that she had no clue. Let's face it unless she just very recently cleaned it up directly there is going to be an odor of some sort. Most often times it is a very pleasant one, unfortunately in this case it wasn't.
The way I see it you have two options; 1. Tell about your experience and omit it, now I understand you wanting to fully disclose as a favor to your fellow man but if the rest of your experience was great I think you can chalk the smell up to an off day or an infection she is unaware of. 2. Don't write a review at all and you do not have to worry about what you omit in your details. I personally do not see the value in writing a review disclosing the bad smell, there is no value to her or you. If the rest of your time was bad then you can write about the entire experience being bad and nobody would read your review and want to see her anyways. But as I see it.... there is no value in embarrassing her. Especially if you would see her again.
It's also quite possible that she has an infection that she's unaware of (BV comes to mind) and that hygiene isn't even the issue. Honestly, if I had something like that going on down there, I would be eternally grateful if someone brought it to my attention (politely and privately, of course). But if that showed up in one of my reviews, I'd be absolutely mortified. I can't imagine anything more humiliating.
You seem like a nice enough guy, so I'm sure you want to avoid doing anything that could hurt the girl.
We guys pay $300-400 to see you girls, and right to write an honest review should be the first right in our Bill of Rights.
We, both, seem to agree that the OP seems to be a nice guy, and he should put it in as nice a fashion as he can. If I end up being the next guy to see this "fine lady", I won't be so nice. Hey.. I might even go to Gambler to come up with some creative ways to write the shit..
No, seriously, a honest review can only help her if she takes it in a constructive way....
I'm simply saying that you can exercise honesty AND decency. Putting a girl on blast publicly about her smelly vagina is just not cool. If he really wanted to be constructive (which I think he probably does), he'd just tell her straight up that she might wanna pay her GYN a visit.
And of course he has "the right" to write an honest review, but that doesn't make it ethical to include such humiliating detail. Hell, the Westboro Baptist Church psychos have "the right" to spew their hateful drivel on public domain, but that doesn't make it any less reprehensible.
You would have been doing the young lady a favor if you told her. That way she can do what is necessary to correct the situation.
...the serious answers have already been posted (props to all)...how about a non-serious one?
You could go with the humorous/not so subtle hint approach. Buy her the book linked here and put it in a gift basket with some other apropo items...an assortment of London's recommended "immediately pre-action" wipes, feminine spray, etc...
HA!
A more serious idea that tailgates on Mr. Fisher's original...buy an assortment of luxury bath items (soaps, scrubs, bubbles, etc) and send them to her before your next date. Tell her you have something "special" in mind for your next session...and you can't wait to enjoy it with her. Plan a bit of a longer session so you can relax and enjoy 'bath time' together before turning to the real action
Either she'll freak out and threaten to retaliate or she'll take it constructively and as motivation to improve on your next visit.
In the past 6 months, I've seen two providers, that, well they definitely delivered what reviews promised, were on time and the photos were real.
But ..... there were several aspects of our visit that really turned me off and if I had the opportunity to give this "heads up" to a potential client, well I feel sort of obligated to.
Why? because TER reviews and friends (both providers and hobbyist) have helped me find amazing women and helped me stay away from some rip offs.
The thing is, I don't want to sour these ladies reputation or affect there income. But at the same time I wish I knew beforehand what was to occur.
I'll give you an example. I love DATY. I don't know how or why God gave me this gift, but I'm really good at it
I saw a very girl next door, perfect body, great attitude lady. When it cam for DATY, well (and ladies please don't be offended... I imagine you unfortunately have had the same experience with a unhygienic gentleman) anyway the smell and taste was awful. After this otherwise very beautiful woman left, I literally had the wash the smell off my face.
So is it appropriate to put that in a review or is it best just to keep such info to yourself?
Signed, a kind, romantic, honest, horny hobbyist...
Problem is, "Her kitty stunk" has been so overly used to get back at a provider, you never know which reviews are telling the truth about it, or which ones are from a pissed off john who did not get his damn way. It is the equivalent of a gal telling a guy he has a small c*ck AFTER they break up.
You state you don't want to ruin their rep... gal delivered as promised... had great attitude... obviously you were quite happy with appt. So don't write review or keep the smelly pussy out of it. She did nothing bad to you, so why hurt her? Not so bad smelling, tasting bc you wouldn't have kept going, nor would you have came etc. Probably yeast infection. Now if she smelled like another guy's junk and she didn't ask to use your shower, then she is just stupid. I had a hooker cum over once and she asked to jump in my shower quick, I think she had just seen a guy before me. Heck yeah I am going to say yes (and try to jump in too)
If she was bad, then yeah write a bad review. You don't know what may have been the reason for the smell. Just do what I do, we both pop in the shower. Works great.
Think of it this way, would you enjoy it if the hookers put your name on their "bad lists" if you were smelling less than fresh? Yes, I sure do smell fresh bc I jump in the shower with them when I get there. I take a shower prior and again when I get there.
Back channel it man unless she came from another appt or was real bad. You came etc, so it wasn't all that bad. Plus you can't write the reviews anyways as you stated it was 6 months ago. I would do her the favor of telling her though. She does need to know.
We pay so yes she should clean properly. If it was a matter of medical, then it's not her fault. Just being nasty, is her fault and we shouldn't pay for nasty.
In the past 6 months, I've seen two providers, that, well they definitely delivered what reviews promised, were on time and the photos were real.
But ..... there were several aspects of our visit that really turned me off and if I had the opportunity to give this "heads up" to a potential client, well I feel sort of obligated to.
Why? because TER reviews and friends (both providers and hobbyist) have helped me find amazing women and helped me stay away from some rip offs.
The thing is, I don't want to sour these ladies reputation or affect there income. But at the same time I wish I knew beforehand what was to occur.
I'll give you an example. I love DATY. I don't know how or why God gave me this gift, but I'm really good at it
I saw a very girl next door, perfect body, great attitude lady. When it cam for DATY, well (and ladies please don't be offended... I imagine you unfortunately have had the same experience with a unhygienic gentleman) anyway the smell and taste was awful. After this otherwise very beautiful woman left, I literally had the wash the smell off my face.
So is it appropriate to put that in a review or is it best just to keep such info to yourself?
Signed, a kind, romantic, honest, horny hobbyist...