Ok, but you're talking about two different things here. 1. Love, and 2. Putting unrealistic expectations on another human being, which love has nothing to do with. You can have those same expectations whether you love a person or not, and it's not about being selfish but about trust. We tend to trust those we love more than some random person off the street, so when they betray that trust, I don't think selfishness has the foot forward in the feelings produced by such a betrayal.
Maybe naivety, because you can't really ever put 100 percent trust in another or make them responsible for your feelings...that much I can agree with. If your happiness is only dependent on how another person treats you, you have issues, but those issues are sometimes justified based on the relationship. I know better not to put much confidence in people I barely know, but with my own family, I certainly hold them to a higher standard knowing they are still going to make mistakes, but not intentionally. Your "love" definition basically says, we must excuse bad behavior regardless of what it is, and I disagree. Though love is "patient and kind, not jealous or boastful" it is also not a door mat for those who take advantage of it. You can love someone from a distance, without being a victim of another person's bullshit.
Wow, what goes on it the head of some of the guys who try P4P.
Falling in love, asking a provider to be exclusive, can't handle the cost and then the only way to keep her from seeing other clients is to try and destroy her rep.
Seriously...
Where's is my level headed Dr. Phil London Rayne with some words for me to pass on to this damsel who is distressed...
It's sounds like you maybe the guy she is speaking of by your response , please do share your side if you have one . Miss K
and most of the time it turns out to be just like the OP described it.
The usual story is, guy meets girl, guy falls in love with girl because she smiled at him after fucking him, guy wants girl all to himself,but can't afford it, guy tries to make girl financially dependent on him by ruining her business. girl defends herself, We all get a soap opera chapter for our amusement.
It happens sometimes that the girl is just goes BSC, but I have to confess the odds are, that the OP is right on target.
It still amazes me that after all the horror stories here, guys still try to buy love. Not that love is impossible with a hooker, quite the contrary, I have had several LTR's with hookers, but you can't "BUY" love, and I wouldn't want that kind of love even if I could.
workplace relationships happen all the time. Some last and some don't.
Of course, there are the instances where somebody's imaginations get the better
of themselves.
The difference is not every workplace has a board where one party or the other
can whine, bitch and moan about what a jackass, bitch cunt or dick the other is
or cry about all he/ she has done for the other.
Sometime the girl is wrong, sometime the guy is but when it gets to the fuck board
its all drama and usually the dude looks stupidist.
All that said, two people can have something happen. I would advise to go for it and
when it fails keep it off the board. lol
but you don't see me here whining about them when they, just like most other relationships, eventually go wrong.
I will agree that usually when a john/hooker relationship goes wrong the guy is usually the one that looks the stupidest, and I hate to sound like a WK for the ladies, but in most of the cases where the drama reaches the boards, the guy usuaaly is the one at fault. Again, I hate to resort to platitudes, but most "real men" don't feel the need to whine about it on a fuck board everytime their heart is broken by a woman, civvie or hooker makes no difference.
And that reminds me of a mutual friend who is doing some whining (elsewere) on this subject. I have sent him a thoughtful email telling him to STFU and seek professional counseling! LOL
He already has professional counseling, but he hasn't yet learned how to STFU about it. I think WE should send him a bill for counseling, and having to listen to his drunken bellowings over it. lol
If the individual is who it sounds to be, you can each be a better, more understanding friend by educating yourself about Histrionic Personality Disorder.
and he is far from the only one to have posted here that suffers from being a "Drama Queen" or as you seem to prefer in your psycho babble terms, "Histrionic Personality Disorder"
Madiba is just showing his ignorance of the patient. Anyone who really knows him is aware he suffers from a full-spectrum of personality disorders.
PS: I'm not a real doctor. I just play one on TV.
he only plays doctor on TER, or therapist, or whatever the fuck he calls himself.
Therapist? I think not. The rapist? Naaaah! Lame? Certainly.
Yes, but the problem (as you know) is has has no money and can only pay us back in Green Chili. And I can't eat that much of the stuff!
I've heard his mother is a good cook though, but I've only heard it from him, so I guess even that is suspect.
Now, what are the odds as to who is going to snitch us off to him?
Pretty good, I'd say. But you know he'd love it. He also has admitted to lurking here, so we'll have to see.
It's chllE....that yucky chilli stuff cums from Texass!! Jest sayin'.....tall me I'm wrong! LMAO!!
but I suppose that "when in the ABQ, do as the ABQ'rs do" lol
and yes, You're Wrong!!! lmao
My question is, how f'ing old are you? You are still getting your heart broken by women. I mean ok, teens early 20's, yeah ... I get it, we've all been there, but you are a grown as man crying over a f'ing woman. Don't get me wrong the easiest way for it to happen is you believe it can't but I'm not older at all and by 25 I figured how this game goes, all women are the same provider or otherwise, there is no difference. Someone please slap this dude for me. What happened to the saying, getting your heart broken just makes you a better dog, apparently it just makes some of you men bigger pussies.
If so, where the fuck did I say that "I" was getting my heart broken? Either you misplaced your post, or you are in serious need for some remedial lessons in reading comprehension.
I clearly said that while I have had LTR's with hookers I don't come crying here "when they go wrong" not that I get my fucking heart broken. I am way past getting my heart broken by a hooker or any other woman for that matter. Why the fuck do you think I fuck hookers in the first place?
I guarantee you one fucking thing, you don't want to get in a bich slapping contest with me.
No please just tell me that you meant your response for someone else, and we can forget the whole fucking thing.
And don't slap me, I sue.
and I wanted to put those rumors to rest.
After all, I do have a reputation to protect. lol
I will agree that usually when a john/hooker relationship goes wrong the guy is usually the one that looks the stupidest, and I hate to sound like a WK for the ladies, but in most of the cases where the drama reaches the boards, the guy usuaaly is the one at fault. Again, I hate to resort to platitudes, but most "real men" don't feel the need to whine about it on a fuck board everytime their heart is broken by a woman, civvie or hooker makes no difference.
How did you let GaG get away with "might of?"
which is why I hold him to a higher standard. :
especially on days when I PUI (post under the influence)
I rarely post using an I Pad, and never post using a smart phone for that very reason. No matter how hard you try there are going to be times that your "smart" phone is going to make you look very stupid when using it.
Conan cannot be everywhere, and while GaGa does make some grammatical miscues, he is not a flagrant violator.
He is not a flagrant violator. Because of this, I thought Conan would hold him to a higher standard, and was surprised he missed this, as I know he made an appearance in this thread right below! :
Falling in love, asking a provider to be exclusive, can't handle the cost and then the only way to keep her from seeing other clients is to try and destroy her rep.
Seriously...
Where's is my level headed Dr. Phil London Rayne with some words for me to pass on to this damsel who is distressed...
When you love someone:
1) You will ALWAYS do what is best for them.
2) You will NEVER hurt them in any way, and will support whatever they want to do.
3) Your feelings or pride getting hurt is your own problem and fault, not theirs.
4) Nobody can make you fall in love with them, it's your own choice, so the consequences of that choice are yours alone to bear.
5) If you love someone, they cannot hurt you with lies, cheating, stealing, or anything else, because it won't matter at all. You will only search for the reason for such behavior, and change yourself, so they won't feel the need to do such things, OR you will understand that that is the way they will always be, and still love them anyway.
Of course, all of this is impossible, because we are all far too selfish for true love. There is no such fairy tale, so lust on, get pissed, then move on.
BS. On 5) that is not at all what love is? That is stupidity. Also people who love each other hurt each other all the time, love is actually a very self serving emotion.
“Love is a form of prejudice. You love what you need, you love what makes you feel good, you love what is convenient. How can you say you love one person when there are ten thousand people in the world that you would love more if you ever met them? But you'll never meet them. All right, so we do the best we can. Granted. But we must still realize that love is just the result of a chance encounter. Most people make too much of it. On these grounds a good fuck is not to be entirely scorned. But that's the result of a chance meeting too. You're damned right. Drink up. We'll have another.”
- Charles Bukowski
That is love for yourself, not someone else. It is what we have when we declare love for someone else. What do you think your declaration " love is actually a very self serving emotion" means?
You prove me right by calling BS Mr. Wadsworth.
I guess I'm just that selfish bastard. What can I say!
Me Too!
In fact, anyone who says otherwise.......watch out.
Selfishness isn't such a bad thing though, it is closely related to our survival instinct.
Imagine, if you can, how long would someone survive, or at least thrive, if they were truly in love. It's almost laughable if it weren't so sad.
I agree that love is not about ourselves, but to say we won't be affected when someone we love lies or hurts us, is absurd. If I am NOT hurt, then it means I don't give a fk about that person to begin with. There is an old saying that goes, "You can't hate someone you never truly loved," and I find much truth to that.
You can still LOVE someone in the midst of them treating you like shit, but you'd have to be pretty numb to not feel a damn thing. You don't have to "react" but you should feel something. If my child went out and started doing drugs at a young age, you're saying that would not affect me because I am supposed to love her? Um, ok.
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All of us have at least some walls we put up in order not to be hurt, the people who get past those walls are the only ones that can truly hurt us.
So yeah, I call bullshit on that statement too.
I don't want anybody getting the wrong idea that I am a "nice" guy.
As for you there is a rather lengthy anagram that says it all, Do I really even need to say it?
It's not an anagram, it's an acronym!
FYATWYRIO!
So, "Go Fuck Yourself!!!"
I guess I could take the pussy's way out and go back and edit out my mistake, but fuck it. I fucked up, sue me!!!
I am such a movie dork.
Besides, son, I made that up! Now here is my favorite Conan quote!
the final line is most important. their women will need comforted!
Of the favorite saying of a provider friend of mine
I would only imply that any pain caused is from your own selfishness, not love for the other.
This thing we call love comes complete with all the fantasies of how we want things to be, and when it doesn't turn out that way, we blame the person we "love" for their faults. After all, we have treated them so well, they should do what we want, right? Problem is, you want loved in return, but you can't make someone else love you no matter how good you treat them, no matter what you give them, no matter how good looking you are, no matter how deeply you love them and it hurts like hell when they declare their love for you, but they are lying. You counted on that one thing and built a great future around it.
Yes, my dear London, it will hurt like hell, and the bigger the sand castle you built, the harder it will fall, but don't blame him for your deception. "Love" is an easily throw around word, and I am learning to hear it with little weight, and try to say it only with the understanding that it is an impossible life commitment, that will cost me everything.
That is why I like you my dear, I only love you if I will give you everything without reservation or regret. Since I'm not such a noble person though, I might throw out that term for a good roll in the sack, BEWARE!
Ok, but you're talking about two different things here. 1. Love, and 2. Putting unrealistic expectations on another human being, which love has nothing to do with. You can have those same expectations whether you love a person or not, and it's not about being selfish but about trust. We tend to trust those we love more than some random person off the street, so when they betray that trust, I don't think selfishness has the foot forward in the feelings produced by such a betrayal.
Maybe naivety, because you can't really ever put 100 percent trust in another or make them responsible for your feelings...that much I can agree with. If your happiness is only dependent on how another person treats you, you have issues, but those issues are sometimes justified based on the relationship.
I know better not to put much confidence in people I barely know, but with my own family, I certainly hold them to a higher standard knowing they are still going to make mistakes, but not intentionally. Your "love" definition basically says, we must excuse bad behavior regardless of what it is, and I disagree. Though love is "patient and kind, not jealous or boastful" it is also not a door mat for those who take advantage of it. You can love someone from a distance, without being a victim of another person's bullshit.
Rather than Favorite , I went with Hooker
"all time hooker"? so, she plays for pay 24/7? i don't know anyone short of a chained up sex slave that does that.
i think "atfh" is what you're looking for. tho in "atf" the "h" is aleays implied.
but i think i see your point, no disrespect intended, pls. no flame wars.
When I posted my response (which is way below). But I guess I was correct! 
I'm confused.. Is GLS a guy or a girl
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Please stop embarrassing me like this
But I don't really have anything to contribute.
One time I almost got myself mixed up in a SD financial situation.
I really liked this girl. I didn't realize how much.
My infatuation with her almost got me to agree to something that would have crippled me financially.
What can I say. I was blinded by her graces.
Now it must have been obvious to her that I was hooked.
And I didn't have a clue.. Dangerous combination...
Then I started to see myself acting the Boyfriend.
Worrying about her. Waiting on her texts.. Stuff like that.
Then I realized that I was in quick sand, and I was sinking.
I was in over my head.
I came to my senses. And asked her not to contact me anymore.
Of course she didn't understand why I asked this of her.
Now this story could have ended a number of ways.
I'm not the kind of guy to do something like you mention above..
But I could have been.
That's my take on how something like that may happen.
Hell. I could see how a guy could become so diluted,,, so blind to what is actually happening.
He may think he is helping her by destroying her biz.
I think they call him. "Captain Save a Ho"
He is a misguided guy who may actually have good intentions.
Deep inside I wanted to "save her" from this life.
And I was one of the guys paying her for sex.
I realized how twisted that is. I guess some guys don't.
One time I almost got myself mixed up in a SD financial situation.
I really liked this girl. I didn't realize how much.
My infatuation with her almost got me to agree to something that would have crippled me financially.
What can I say. I was blinded by her graces.
Now it must have been obvious to her that I was hooked.
And I didn't have a clue.. Dangerous combination...
Then I started to see myself acting the Boyfriend.
Worrying about her. Waiting on her texts.. Stuff like that.
Then I realized that I was in quick sand, and I was sinking.
I was in over my head.
I came to my senses. And asked her not to contact me anymore.
Of course she didn't understand why I asked this of her.
Now this story could have ended a number of ways.
I'm not the kind of guy to do something like you mention above..
But I could have been.
That's my take on how something like that may happen.
Hell. I could see how a guy could become so diluted,,, so blind to what is actually happening.
He may think he is helping her by destroying her biz.
I think they call him. "Captain Save a Ho"
He is a misguided guy who may actually have good intentions.
Deep inside I wanted to "save her" from this life.
And I was one of the guys paying her for sex.
I realized how twisted that is. I guess some guys don't.
Can't wait for our MFM with my ATF!
(I'm the one in the T-Shirt)
You gotta be careful with what you say to these women.
That is all... Oh! End of Transmission..
Do have any idea how lame that is? You really need to get more game. What you've got ain't cuttin' it, shortfellow
The issue isn't that she is a provider, it's that she is a woman and invariable once she knows she has you hooked your f'ed. They have been doing this since the dawn of civilization, they've convinced you marry her, settle down, for what? Sex is always better with the other woman now why would you go and ruin that by making her the woman.
"It's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well."
- Charles Bukowski
Because some are that fkin stupid to think that a girl they paid is actually in love with them, or could be. Again, many times providers bring this shit on themselves with all the mind games they play, whilst off the clock. Not saying that is happening in this situation, but it certainly does happen. There is a local gal who is famous for this type of shit, then she wants to freak out when the very guys she tried to manipulate see other providers...especially, when they see providers she can't stand lol.
A lot of providers are dumb as shit, have nothing going for them in life, and many never even finished high school or have a clue how to run any business other than spreading their legs. These women are begging to be in the cross hairs of the "Captain Save A Ho" types.
Any idea how many married men are that lonely, desperate, aging, and trying to recapture their youth through fkin young providers? A shit load. These men are blinded by lust and calling it love, when it's really fkin obsession and bullshit! Any guy who would toss a 20 year marriage for some hooker he met, is not only nuts, but dangerous.
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And there you have it, you paid her, no women that you pay is ever going to love you, because, she won't respect you, there fore she will not value you, therefore she can not love you. She might love her pimp, who doesn't fuck her when she wants or give her money- take a hint. What makes you think she wants to be saved? Is your name Christ, Muhammad, or whatever you believe in? Fucking morons, I'm not saying anything isn't possible, but this is just the way it goes. It's the same reason why you can treat a woman like shit, especially, if she's gorgeous and she'll have fucked up head complex forever and she'll love you. I don't get it, personally, but as they say hate the game.
I don't get the Hugh Hefner isht, what the hell do you talk about, the hop, myself, I'm young and get irritated by young women, some are just so f'ing stupid, they really believe because they were born with f'ing vagina the world owes something. I'm sorry there are about 4 billion of you on the planet. All women are insane, and you know this, but older women are just a tiny bit less insane.
And every woman is manipulative, Jane Austen tells us so, this is the tool they've been handed. Provider or not. It's the same rules. I don't agree with the tossing the marriage part, just cause a women is your wife doesn't mean she should have been. But doing it for a women who is just with you cause of your wallet, you are asking for trouble, whether she is provider or not.
While there is much in what you say, as with all broad generalizations it falls on its face in some situations. For example, I know of several relationships in the business in which a provider married a client. Is it simply a long-term SB relationship? Who knows. But several of which I'm aware have lasted for years.
My direct experience is that, when played right, this game works the opposite of civvie dating where you go through an elaborate and expensive ritual before you fuck. Here, you fuck first, then if there's a connection, a friendship sometimes follows. Some of these friendships become partially or completely OTC. Most don't last long. But they do exist, briefly, like a snowflake melting as it hits the earth. They can be great fun.
And, if all women are manipulative and only in it for the money, please explain the hot little number I took to dinner OTC and insisted on paying because of some things I'd done for her? And not expensive things, either.
Point is, life is complicated and this game has many permutations if you're open to them. And, no, I have never fallen for a hooker and been unable to get up.
Of course, there are no absolutes and nothing last forever. Sometimes I just talk to hear myself talk, call me a narcissist. Most of it can't be taken to seriously but then again it can.
Not really that big! Just too big for London! LOL! I have no basis for comparison so you'd have to check with the ladies.
And in each and every case the reply was three letters only
L O L
Long Outsized Leviathan.
You see. The poor girl has trouble keeping it down
but one thing you say gives me hope in re to you. "There are no absolutes" looking for love in P4P is a fools errand and is almost guaranteed to end badly, but I have made some very real connections in the hobby, some of them have lasted for years and many of them started with money involved and grew into to something real.
It's just not true that a woman cannot fall in love with a man who once paid to fuck her, I have had more than one fall in love with me where our relationship started as john/hooker. The last one ended only recently, and believe it or not, I ended it because of HER jealousy, not mine, and no, I don't have a giant cock, in fact I could probably fuck London if I wanted to. lol
That was just too easy, come on step up your game or you will only be good for the SPOTY's. At least you aren't a mangina, but your game is definitely weak. Step it up young man, or go back down to the minors
That was the funniest fucking subject line I've seen in a long time! Fucker!
Christ! Somebody please tell WorthlessWadd to go away and come back when he's got some fucking game.
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The only thing they can compete in is the SPOTY's
Yes, you may have a chance in the SPOTY's afterall.
Let me change this and see how you view it now.
All men are insane, and you know this, but older men are just a tiny bit less insane.
And every man is manipulative etc etc.
Maybe you could say that the women YOU have met in YOUR experience are insane or manipulative. That would be a tad more credible and make you sound a little less insane yourself.
This is pay for play, we are here because of your wallet. And IRL, there are many men who lie just to get sex, same way as some women will say whatever they say for the money.
I am here for the money and will do a darn good job to keep men coming back to see me. I am NOT responsible for what they conjure up in their minds BECAUSE I give them what they pay for. Some men need to grow up and realize that when you pay for a service it is a service, it is dependent on cash.
While at times it can go elsewhere, it is rare in this business considering the numbers of men and women who participate.
But he's easily upset if you disagree with him. Not that it would worry you, LOL!
But seriously you guys take things too literal. Obviously, nothing is absolute, it's just all things being equal, on average, the norm ....
Well actually somethings are absolute but in general I know this is not the case, but 1 over 10000000 is still basically 0... you know what I mean.
People are manipulative and yes people are insane, and yes it varies, however, I'm sorry women in both regards are on a different level compared to men. And this has nothing to do with P4P.
People can say the sexes are the same, in this equality BS, world whatever ... we are different , I'm not about to miraculous gain the ability to have child, and on average a women is not going to exceed even the weakest of men in muscle mass and strength, ... and when it comes to personality, I don't know if it's nature or nurture, women are relative to men are far crazier.
HOw you know this, tell a women she's crazy, tell a man he is crazy, and watch the difference in reaction. The amount of sheer thinking and worrying a women does would make anyone go crazy, not to mention just the hormonal difference. So, I don't blame women, I just accept this is what it is- it's not a negative it is what it is. Grow up with two sisters you become queenly aware of just how different the sexes are. And if not for the bond of sex/procreation/whatever- we'd probably not even attempt to tolerate one another.
As for manipulation, the nature of society, being as our society is a male dominated society, historically in order for women to advance they had to be manipulative to get what they want. Society has curbed the aggression of women , and women are less aggressive than men by nature, and honestly some women just like the way the game goes, so they've learned to become very good at manipulating to get what they want. Men can take a far more direct approach to what we want. In fact , society says a "real" man is supposed to do that.
And you don't have to tell me what P4P is, I know, and I don't blame the women for some guys deluding themselves. I'm just calling out the parameters of the game.
Too bad your post was wasted on a moron, but at least it didn't go unnoticed by all. Great Post,
I have to agree with you on this one London.
Any guy who falls for a provider is begging for heart break. Unless you can afford to match what she gets as a provider in cash and not feel too financially strained, the guy is going to end up broke, at which point someone he wants an exclusive relationship with will go back to the industry, resulting in the guy feeling bad about what he's making plus likely having jealousy issues. I've definitely felt the twinge of emotions for a provider before, especially recently (going through a divorce now), but you've got to focus on reality and that the woman is providing a fantasy for you. If you can't distinguish fantasy from reality, you shouldn't hobby. And trying to screw up her reputation is pretty petty.
we all are ruled by 5 basic emotions..ANGER..DISGUST..FEAR..HAPPINESS and SADNESS..i doubt if LOVE qualifies..keeping them in the right balance is the key to any relationship..
Falling in love, asking a provider to be exclusive, can't handle the cost and then the only way to keep her from seeing other clients is to try and destroy her rep.
Seriously...
Where's is my level headed Dr. Phil London Rayne with some words for me to pass on to this damsel who is distressed...
That crap sounds like he stole it from a fortune cookie.
Of course we all know that he has been a contender for the Dumgina award for some time now.
Falling in love, asking a provider to be exclusive, can't handle the cost and then the only way to keep her from seeing other clients is to try and destroy her rep.
Seriously...
Where's is my level headed Dr. Phil London Rayne with some words for me to pass on to this damsel who is distressed...
Just watch the video AGAIN to see how I feel about Manginas. You know the damn link!
LOL. I get what your saying. Guys need to keep prospective and some clowns just don't. They make me glad I don't provide.
You married a provider, but hey...seems like that works. You did not fall in love with EVERY provider you saw just because they gave you a little bit of attention, or got fixated on one who did not return that affection.
Funny thing, I never was my wife's client. I met her the old fashioned way, chance. We became good friends, then dated, fell in love, then we had sex. Not once did I directly pay for it. If I did I honestly don't think We would have become a couple. Both of us know how to keep romantic feeling out of P4P. That is why our open marriage works.
You can't turn a whore into a housewife. The closest would be if you fell in love and she continues providing and you live with it.
I thought by now we would have moved on to topic such as is TER being monitored through Google, Verizon, ComCast and a hoard of others to identify Providers, then turning their names (real names) over to the IRS for collecting on unreported income... Now There's a problem.
Want true love? Date civies, get married have a couple of kids, square off for a mortgage, then GET A Divorce. Then and only then will you find out the true cost of a piece of ass, and you will then, and only then find out that providers with NSA sex is CHEAP - Dirt Cheap - even a $2K a clip!
Succas.
Oh, but I put a smiley face on it.
nomarriage, my friend, the western women has priced themselves out of the market. It's comedy when I first finished school and entered into the drudgeries of "picket fence" America, one of the older gents was going through a divorce, the man warned me , don't do it. And he actually told me to go to that website. The guy who started figured out the cost of his wife,
It was running him about $60,000 a year, and he said, at that point he knew. He was done.
He could get a hot provider 2x's a week, 150-200 a pop. that's 1600 a month, or roughly $20,000 a year. Much cheaper than his stay at home nagging unappreciative wife , who did nothing. As he put it, he was sold. Money to spare and piece of mind.
NOw I've heeded his warning thus far, but low, many temptress have strung a most enticing tune. But nay, do I fall hither to there whiley ways. Alas, I may be stupid like the rest of these Succas one day, but you my friend have hit the nail on the head.
I recently celebrated my birthday. I invited my UTR provider over and we had a "Day Date." She is actually a stripper who provides for me. We had sex the minute she walked in as we had not seen each other in a while. after she pleasured me, we made Lunch - Bloody Mary's with berry/cream crepes soaked in Grand Marnier. Ummmmm... then we went to my community pool, where she sat by my side in a teeny weeny bikini.... while I watch the other loungers lite up with either envy or jealousy...
Cost! no where near what I spent on previous birthdays with the ex ms Dude.
notes that, for someone who has named himself after a great American novelist, your post is riddled with mis-use of language. Viz:
1) "piece of mind" No. peace of mind.
2) "but low" No. but lo.
3) "strung a most enticing tune." No. sung a most enticing tune.
4) "there whiley ways." No and no. their wiley ways.
Sorry, I just can't help myself sometimes.
PS: there were more errors, but I think I made my point. All in good fun.
but wait, what intent upon his writ was wrote?
he probably did mean "piece of mind..." or perhaps piece of mine??? on this board, it could be intended a whole lotta ways... but go through a divorce, I'm convinced that they actually take a small piece of mind... so he would save both money, and some brain cells.
but low? well, I read it in context, which you did not, it reads (in context) "but apparently low (priced), many temptress (they lured him in with what looked to be cheap)
Strung a most enticing tune... Ever hear of a banjo... they's strung all the time.
There whiley ways.... no correct as written.... the ex-Ms dude use to tell me - There, while you did nothing I single handedly created the universe.... yada yada yada - ie There whiley ways.
See, you SHOULD help yourself... yourself doest need the goode sense to understand ye olde language...
Whan that Aprill, with his shoures soote The droghte of March hath perced to the roote
And bathed every veyne in swich licour, Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
Whan Zephirus eek with his sweete breeth Inspired hath in every holt and heeth
The tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne Hath in the Ram his halfe cours yronne,
And smale foweles maken melodye, That slepen al the nyght with open eye-
(So priketh hem Nature in hir corages); Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages
And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes To ferne halwes, kowthe in sondry londes;
And specially from every shires ende Of Engelond, to Caunterbury they wende,
The hooly blisful martir for to seke That hem hath holpen, whan that they were seeke.
Bifil that in that seson, on a day, In Southwerk at the Tabard as I lay
Redy to wenden on my pilgrymage To Caunterbury with ful devout corage.
Ahhh, but only if I could write like that!
You too could write like that. lmao
I thought I was going to be a fan until he started talking (rather incoherently I might add) about the two "hotties" a week he could get for less than twenty grand a year, that's when my eyes rolled to the back of my head, ala Laffy, and I finally gave up on the post.
his quasi erudite, self important rambling chock full of grammar and spelling errors was setting my teeth on edge... next he'll be mixing metaphors...
After receiving a Minute issued by a priggish civil servant, objecting to the ending of a sentence with a preposition and the use of a dangling participle in official documents, Churchill red pencilled in the margin: “This is the sort of pedantry up with which I will not put.” Winston Churchil
For the Stupidest Poster of the Year! I submit his nomination. It's early, but he's coming on strong
He is not only stupid, argumentative, has zero game, makes post after post with no mind to the fact that he looks stupider with each post. In short, he is a Dungbeetle without the mangina tendencies.
Yes, I concur we have another real candidate here. BTW do you see the latest post by Escalade? He actually thought that explicit talk was still not allowed, EVEN during the act of fucking itself, so the competition is fierce this month. That said your nominee certainly has potential to go a long ways in this competition.
If you take the time proof read posts on a fucking , p4p, message board you need to get a fucking life. That is all.
Just having fun here, which is what the boards are for
Gosh! Well that puts things in a different light? I shall certainly mind my Ps and Qs around you from now on!
Right!
...Longfellow was a great American POET, not a novelist.
You said what I was thinking about his writing, but at least Wadsworthless Shortfellow has lofty aspirations. It's always good to set your sights high. It should only take Shorty about ten years to learn to write competently.
Why pigeon hole him only as a poet...he's One of "America's Great Authors"
You said what I was thinking about his writing, but at least Wadsworthless Shortfellow has lofty aspirations. It's always good to set your sights high. It should only take Shorty about ten years to learn to write competently.
Actually multiple train wrecks in this thread.
Amazing how people take this stuff so seriously.
Get real people!
Galaxy
Put your hooker heels on for a few weeks, then come back and tell us how you like it...then, tell us WHY we charge so fkin much. Guys use the review system and the boards to harm providers who don't kiss their ass or offer them discounts, or in this case...PRETEND to love them. These are rarely newbies either, but guys who think their so called reputation entitles them to more than the next.
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to garner favor from a lady.... however, there was that one night in phoenix when I did indeed become "BizzaroSuperdude!" It was a magnificent night - never to be replicated. to be capped by the Moon over my Hammy!
I stand by my original statement.
"Amazing how people take this stuff so seriously."
Even you and others have said:
This is only a fuck board!
Which tells me not to take any of this shit too seriously. Might want to try that for once.
Galaxy
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Things "posted" here are not always serious, but in this case, I would say it is. One more time, try being a hooker or stfu about a subject your clearly have zero knowledge about. GLS is talking about a real person, and a real event taking place...his post is not just for commentary and the PMs I have plus Ocpatain's post, confirm it. The train wreck is banter and back and forth between a group of guys, and has nothing to do with the OP or his post nor anyone else who replied to the TOPIC, which I might add...you failed to do.
You are once again, clueless.
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The unfortunate reality is that I've been in contact with the said provider, and she just wanted to be cool....the guy became possesive, and wanted exclusive otc.....Really!
Then threatened her....total BS!
He's the train wreck....she's trying to have fun and make a living.
OTOH there are some providers who can be train wreck wenches.
Life happens folks.....realize it and move on.
There are plenty of ladies who'd be glad to have your c'k and $$$'s ......
The best recourse for anyone is to move on and be the best experience out there whether, hooker or monger....let the proverbial back channel do the rest..... Your reputation does precede you.......
Falling in love, asking a provider to be exclusive, can't handle the cost and then the only way to keep her from seeing other clients is to try and destroy her rep.
Seriously...
Where's is my level headed Dr. Phil London Rayne with some words for me to pass on to this damsel who is distressed...
93 of them so far. 7 more and I get a toaster oven.