because when i'm finished, my whole face is cover in fluids and my beard is dripping wet.
Even you are a classy guy like I am, you may still sometimes find yourself in a situation of getting down on a woman these days -- it just makes the whole situation a lot sexier.
Nothing in this situation is 100% safe, however avoiding fluids exchange is a good practice. I usually start out by spreading her legs wide open for a gynecologist view in order to have a visual of what I really want to do on her next. After visual, if she seems pretty clean for DATY, I would open up her clit hood to expose her clit. Then I would proceed by putting my tongue tip on her clit for a good lubed licking -- avoid lower sections of pee hole and the main hole where the fluids are. Then I would gently suck her clit in between my lips and gently let it out and repeating that many times. This usually puts her in the mood quickly.
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thank you for the lesson in Gynecology..usually she will tell me what technique is right or wrong when i go down on her..that way i dont have to study all the intricate parts of her pussy..
Nothing in this situation is 100% safe, however avoiding fluids exchange is a good practice. I usually start out by spreading her legs wide open for a gynecologist view in order to have a visual of what I really want to do on her next. After visual, if she seems pretty clean for DATY, I would open up her clit hood to expose her clit. Then I would proceed by putting my tongue tip on her clit for a good lubed licking -- avoid lower sections of pee hole and the main hole where the fluids are. Then I would gently suck her clit in between my lips and gently let it out and repeating that many times. This usually puts her in the mood quickly.
-- Modified on 6/2/2013 8:28:46 PM
and there are days where different things work well for me (and pretty much any woman).
If it works for the gals you see (cheers)... otherwise take cues or verbal direction. Every guy is different too. Seen regulars that slightly changing what I do, gets them off.
No one size fits all, but thanks for making me horny! 
.. where is the TER tab that let's me apply for a refund on the 47 seconds I just wasted reading this.. Gambler, I think you may have a candidate for the SPOTD award... D = decade, not day..
while it was a stupid post and a waste of 47 seconds of your life, He has an awful lot of catching up to get even close to the level of single47, udo, ridge, dungy and escalade!
I agree with PS, this OP can't touch quite a few others. Hey now, damn it! Dungy isn't all that bad!!!
Doesn't matter who is on the SPOTY running, honestly I like their posts... even for a good laugh
Anything that is done in a gynecologist visit should never ever EVER be done in a play date!!!!
Don't be afraid of the pussy mon it's not red snapper!
Try practicing on a soft peach utilizing the alphabet technique. You simply make the letters in the alphabet with your tongue if you Mastered it using the peach, then try it on the ATF who was scared to let you know how to eat good pussy properly. If your doing it right she should O before you reach the letter L.
On the internet no one knows you're a dog. Or a nerd.
http://thedailyomnivore.net/2012/02/14/on-the-internet-nobody-knows-youre-a-dog/
You aren't doing anything but sucking the clit.you have to give attention to the entire kitty, clit, lips and hole. You got to lick it, suck it, and tongue fuck it. Tongue deep while looking up at her and licking back and forth from clit to hole . If you are going to go down on a woman then eat it don't just lick it. Get your face wet in it.
.....but an attempt to keep everyone safer from disease by avoiding swapping fluids.
His case supports the thought that concentrating on only her clit avoids the rest of her vagina where the real potential disease lurks therefore keeping himself safer and healthy.
Holy shit, I am never surprised at the level of ridiculous that you find on the Internet.
Just licking the clot is not eating pussy. Obviously you have never had it eaten right. All of a sudden your worried about fluids. You swallow a mans nut. All y'all on here are nutty
If all you do is focus on the clit and you actually pull back the hood, you're probably too stupid to realize your pointy tongue tip is in her urethra! No one requires you go down on a provider but at least do it right, if you are going to bother with it. Guys like you should just hire blow and go, girls. Trust me...no one cares if you go down on them or not, especially with that retarded technique or lack thereof.
NO, it would not "put her in the mood real quick" as you suggested. If anything, she would likely be wishing you would just put the condom on and get it over with already, since you lack any type of skills.
If you think only sucking a clit won't get fluids in your mouth, you should go back to Sex Ed, honey. You're crazy.
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The parade of jackoffs on this board is disturbing.
No shit. He's not telling anyone else to do it what way, or at least I would hope not, but he does seem to be trying to spread around bullshit advice pertaining to the exchange of bodily fluids. I mean, the guy actually thinks fluids are not produced or excreted from the clit bwahahhaa.
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Yep London - he's another in a long line of dickheads on this board.
Nut all over your face London and watch it drip onto your tittie
I would honestly expect a better comeback from a 10 year old. Did you just learn how to turn on a computer from the kids at the local library and they told you all about titties and you got your first little boner?
Now run along child, and go play in traffic with the other missing links.
MM
Better stick with all those "free" dates you claim to be rolling in, yet can't get off of TER lol. So fkin stupid, you are almost sad.
OMG, did he just say that....lmao. No disrespect to u London.
Fluids are not produced or excreted by the clitoris. Muscular contractions can cause a small amount of urine to come out of the urethra which is it's next door neighbor. The lubricating fluids come from the vaginal opening.
Don't tell me bullshit either unless you want to prove it, I'm pretty familiar what's going on at that very location.
MM
When I rub my clit, fluids are excreted everywhere, and it's not piss lol. My point is, it is impossible for him to ONLY hit the clit and not any other area where fluids are all around. That's just asinine. Unless the girl has a BIG clit that is easy to suck on like a finger, he is going to have fluids going in his mouth from other areas.
If I have a tampon in and rub my clit, my vagina still gets wet. How is that possible, if as you say, the fluids are only coming from the opening? It's plugged up when I am on my period, yet I can still have an orgasm and get wet all over the place with a tampon in.
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Uh oh
If I have a tampon in and rub my clit, my vagina still gets wet. How is that possible, if as you say, the fluids are only coming from the opening? It's plugged up when I am on my period, yet I can still have an orgasm and get wet all over the place with a tampon in.
-- Modified on 6/3/2013 12:57:08 PM
Do you dry rub or give your fingers a little lick? And another lick...
Nothing is excreted from the clitoris. Unless I'm mistaken, the tampon is not sitting right at the opening, it's inside a little. Therefore moisture still comes out.
Back on subject, the OP is an idiot and is completely off base with his comments, yet I am absolutely correct in mine MEH!
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We are not talking shooting or dripping by any means, but just natural lubrication.
One very important thing is don't eat pussy that everybody else is fucking. With or without condom. Period
I agree. U rank near the top
All of this will be OTC as usual for escalade. He has more hookers lined up for OTC than you have fans here LOL
Everyone here is my fan. That's why I get all the negative putdowns. Jealousy is an ugly thing. I speak the truth and you get mad. Lmao. I'm having fun.
If u knew how then u wouldn't have to be told
Y'all must be a bunch of old fucks on here. You have to buy pussy if u want any.
In the SPOTM race for June! If he keeps this up he'll be ahead by an entire furlong by the end of the first week! Go Simple!
At least those old fks who buy p*ssy can spell and write in complete sentences, and OMG...THEY have MONEY! You're some snot nosed kid, who can't even afford to pay a hooker and have to hang out on fk boards all day because no one will fk you for free. Who's getting the better deal here...them or you? Dumb ass.
The idiotic way he goes about eating a pussy is unlikely to produce anything wetter than the Sahara desert, so he should be safe from any of those nasty "fluids" he is so afraid of.
But at least he proves that a man claiming to be "Classy guy" is just as stupid as the female version.
Yep, we have another contestant for the SPOTY's. lol
No pussy juice for you, moron!!! Roflmfao
LMAO...you never disappoint!
But at least he proves that a man claiming to be "Classy guy" is just as stupid as the female version.
Yep, we have another contestant for the SPOTY's. lol
No pussy juice for you, moron!!! Roflmfao
to ask who was the winner of the SPOTM award? Last I heard, simple47 was in the lead and I don't think he relinquished it. Will there be an official award ceremony?
Who will be presenting this inglorious award personally to each and every male winner....complete with a reach around and CIM.
All of course is OTC.
Maybe his pals at the agency will confirm this? They seem to know what this poor fool is doing before he actually does it LOL
His only major competition, escalade pulled up lame at the top of the stretch and was a non factor in the end.
As for an awards ceremony, I propose we have London pin the medal on him, preferably with an industrial nail or staple gun, on a part of his anatomy of her choosing, at a location to be determined.
Did you see the quote that simpleton wrote...pretty sure he's a she.
As for escalator...he's fucking around on other boards spamming away. Doesn't that count in the poll?
As for an awards ceremony, I propose we have London pin the medal on him, preferably with an industrial nail or staple gun, on a part of his anatomy of her choosing, at a location to be determined.
There are a lot of comments on the moron that started it in the first place. I agree that he indeed a moron. I will start the voting and place my vote to have him placed in a corner and away from his computer. His comments are so stupid they are not worth itemizing.
London replied the best to this entire idiotic post.
My final thoughts are this, if you are going down on a woman and do not want to get your face as wet as possible don't bother putting your face between her legs in the first place. Kiss her bellybutton and head north.
or you'll end up like Michael Douglas: http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2013/06/03/michael-douglas-oral-sex-caused-throat-cancer/2383863/
because when i'm finished, my whole face is cover in fluids and my beard is dripping wet.
Are we talking about licking pussy, or doing a transmission overhaul??
With all this talk of hoods, and fluids. I don't know anymore. 
Personally I want Mr. FILTHY MOTHA FUCKA licking my pussy...just sayin 
I would stop you from this in like 2 sec!
that direct contact does NOT feel good or bring me to cum! it is way too sensitive!
I can cum hard and over and over and for like 30min straight if the guy pays attention ir listens when i tell him how to get me there.
But in a nutshell, i have to be on my back, he licks at a medium pressure, flat tongue, no sucking, biting, pulling or nibbling.
i like it licked on outside of lips but right near the clit...
i have a EXACT spot i will direct you to lick!
so your above technique would annoy me and if you still didnt listen after showing you, i would move on to some other thing