There was a message on your desk when you got to work this morning...from your financial planner....it read...    
     
"Cesselie Mills is the only stock on the market right now that will go down on you and you wont be mad about it" hahaha    
     
Don't believe him....Check out my quarterly performance analysis and get back to me....Once you see for yourself your main money man was correct, email me at [email protected]...    
     
Then bring your briefcase, a smile, a bottle of wine and meet me near the Grand Ole Opry and let's both get to work on enhancing your sexual satisfaction gains....    
     
I'll be leading naughty sexual investment Seminars all across the country, spreading the "Good fiscal returns" knowledge to all those "hard working STIFFS'' out there looking for a good place to hide there bulging dividends....    
           
 SEMINare Schedule  
 
DALLAS--8/30--9/4      
              Vacation--9/5-9/6  
              San Diego--9/6-9/8  
                       
 DALLAS--9/9-9/16        
               Nashville--9/16-9/19    
   
DALLAS--9/21-10/2
              San Francisco--10/4-10/