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One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.

“Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10."  

Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."

Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.  

He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.  

The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
"Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."

(I can’t wait until we DO have machines like that. A real life tri-corder!)

For those of you who haven’t met me yet, I'm a sexy 32 year old smart & geeky woman with a wide naughty streak. I love to play and explore new things, and I LOVE what I do! When you look into my hazel eyes and see a bit of mischief stirring, you know you are in for a good time!

It has been said that spending time with me is like stepping into a whole new world where nothing matters but you and I. You deserve to have my full attention, and that is what you will get.

You will most likely find my personality to be friendly, honest and refreshingly genuine from the get-go, and then it gets even better. I am a passionate woman and absolutely willing to be wildly expressive when the time and place are right.  

Be forewarned - you may find one short meeting to not be nearly enough! ;)

I stand 6 feet even (barefoot) and have a well-proportioned & well-toned body built on lucky genes and lots of Pilates. My silky soft alabaster skin and all-natural, perky 36DDs love attention, as do my sexy, high-arched feet and all of the rest of my curves. I’m often described as 'body in her twenties, mature beyond her years'.  

I enjoy exploring and mutual satisfaction. I especially enjoy fellow geeks and gentleman who appreciate my playful demeanor and love to laugh as much as I do, but most especially I adore men who communicate well and know what they want.  
 
For those of you that are as attracted to a woman’s brain and personality as her physical assets, I have a wide variety of interests and can hold intelligent conversations on anything from the latest tech gadgets to marketing strategy, Ted talks, travel to warm and/or foreign places, kinks of all sorts and anything in between. I'm sure we'll find something we are both passionate about!

A look around my website should give you a good feel for who I am and whether or not you will enjoy my company. I hope you'll be impressed with the way my personality shows through in my writing and my pictures. If so, we are bound to be great together!
     
Til we rendezvous…
Sweet, juicy dreams to you,

--Inara

 
PS - My incall is totally private, just minutes from downtown in lower Queen Anne, and it's a very clean, comfortable, well-stocked space. And I ADORE men who are willing to plan ahead - hint hint.  ;)

 
Ready to take the plunge? Here are the current openings in my schedule (other times may be available if you ask nicely)…

 

This Week:
Tuesday (6/10) 3-4pm
Wednesday (6/11) 9am-11am, 2:30pm-11pm
Thursday (6/12) 8am-6pm (But, I’m tentatively planning a camping trip for Thursday-Sunday, so any other day would be better)
Friday (6/13) 1pm-9pm (see camping trip note above ;)  

 
Next Week:
Monday (6/16) 11am-7pm
Tuesday (6/17) 11am-8pm
Wednesday (6/18) 1pm-11pm
Thursday (6/19) 7am-8pm
Friday (6/20) 2pm-9pm

Week After:
Monday (6/23) 11am-5pm
Tuesday (6/24) 11am-7pm
Wednesday (6/25) 10am-11pm
Thursday (6/26) 7am-6pm
Friday (6/27) 11am-9pm

Rates (for Seattle & the Eastside)

$300/hr
$450/1.5 hrs (I LOVE the feel of a relaxed session, don't you? ;)
$600/2 hrs
$1000/4 hrs
$1800/12 hrs (Overnight)

A note on last minute vs. pre-booking…  
I find that I prefer 60-70% of my schedule booked a day or three ahead of time, and the rest booked the day of (provided references come through in time). Whether you have the luxury of planing your schedule weeks in advance, or have to wait until the last last minute to hobby, I look forward to seeing you. And I will happily pre-verify you if you want to be free to be spontaneous when our schedules DO match up.  

Remember, I ADORE men who know are willing to plan ahead!

 
Verification

Traditional two reference system accepted as well as P411. Alternate screening available but ideally you will be willing to give me real information for this to work, and plan a day or two ahead of time so we have enough time to check you out.

**Note: If you need extra help with verification, you may hear from my assistant Eve -- she is a gigantic help to me, and a real sweetheart. Treat her well!

Returning friends are always very warmly welcomed!

 
Recent Reviews

I am well reviewed both locally and nationally.  

 
Contact Me

I make appointments via email. Trust me, it's much faster than trying to get ahold of me on the phone - even for last minute appointments!

Helpful things to include in your message include 1) when you want to meet, and for how long... 2) how you would like to be verified (references from established ladies are wonderful, a P411 account in good standing is acceptable, or a public meet'n greet at my social time rate is also an option.)

Email: [email protected]
Website: www.amazinginara.com
Phone: I will give this out once we have made an appointment in case you need help with directions.

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