My SO and I don't really have a sexual relationship any more and thats the reason I hobby - she also had a affair with her work colleague a couple of years back which we got past. She recently asked me if I was ok with her 19 year old niece coming to live with us (from Hong Kong) to study. I was hesitant but then thought better of it and agreed (giving something back etc etc). When we went to pick her up from the airport, my jaw dropped at just how gorgeous she is. She is exactly what I look for in a woman i.e. a pretty young asian spinner. She is very shy and timid to me although her Facebook account indicates otherwise.
My SO travels a lot with her work so we have been left alone and I have been driving her around to school interviews and taking her out to the cinema and the mall so we are getting kinda friendly although she calls me "Uncle".
I am so tempted to make a move on her but of course that could go either way. The saying that keeps popping into my head is "don't shit where you eat" but she is making it so hard (literally).
Of course my SO sees her niece as still a little non-threatening girl and keeps pushing us to do more stuff together while she goes off to work.
So yeah, what would you do?
Don't wake up, this dream is starting off perfect.
Seduce the young girl, then tell your SO to pack her shit and GTFO.
You've got half a relationship with her and you can't trust her (plus you're a dog as well), so ditch the bitch.
I say go for it man... But you need to report your escapades with her on TER. It seems like once in a life time opportunity.
I don't think anyone calls it the cinema anymore. That might be the first sign that she isn't hot to trot for a man your age. I highly doubt she would respond in your favor to advances from a relative either, especially when she is in a new country and depends on your hospitality. Go hire a young asian spinner hooker like a normal fucking pervert.
*smh*
Posted By: HandjobConnoiseur
My SO and I don't really have a sexual relationship any more and thats the reason I hobby - she also had a affair with her work colleague a couple of years back which we got past. She recently asked me if I was ok with her 19 year old niece coming to live with us (from Hong Kong) to study. I was hesitant but then thought better of it and agreed (giving something back etc etc). When we went to pick her up from the airport, my jaw dropped at just how gorgeous she is. She is exactly what I look for in a woman i.e. a pretty young asian spinner. She is very shy and timid to me although her Facebook account indicates otherwise.
My SO travels a lot with her work so we have been left alone and I have been driving her around to school interviews and taking her out to the cinema and the mall so we are getting kinda friendly although she calls me "Uncle".
I am so tempted to make a move on her but of course that could go either way. The saying that keeps popping into my head is "don't shit where you eat" but she is making it so hard (literally).
Of course my SO sees her niece as still a little non-threatening girl and keeps pushing us to do more stuff together while she goes off to work.
So yeah, what would you do?
Posted By: FuckTheShutUp
I don't think anyone calls it the cinema anymore. That might be the first sign that she isn't hot to trot for a man your age. I highly doubt she would respond in your favor to advances from a relative either, especially when she is in a new country and depends on your hospitality. Go hire a young asian spinner hooker like a normal fucking pervert.
*smh*
I LOL'd!
Find a young asian provider. There is so much that can go wrong with the situation you explain.
She cries rape, you go to jail. They will put a sign on your lawn that says SEX OFFENDER.
You will be screwed for life. Don't do it.
Let the man have some fun.. He likes to get some tight Asian booty.. Who doesn't?
Its not like he is raping her. I'm sure he will back off if she responds unfavorably. He is an adult. He knows the risk.
Thank you for encouraging the poor bastard. This post is proof positive that people love a trainwreck !
made up his mind, so NO...I am not encouraging him. Simply giving him permission to do what he seems to have already decided to do.
Sometimes, when people ask for advice, they are merely asking for a NOD. You have to read between the lines...
Some times, the person giving the NOD is living vicariously through the OP, but has enough good sense to acknowledge the reality of consequences.
Posted By: CurlyW
Let the man have some fun.. He likes to get some tight Asian booty.. Who doesn't?
Posted By: CurlyW
Sometimes, when people ask for advice, they are merely asking for a NOD. You have to read between the lines...
Might want to change up to caffeine free!!
Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
Find a young asian provider. There is so much that can go wrong with the situation you explain.
She cries rape, you go to jail. They will put a sign on your lawn that says SEX OFFENDER.
You will be screwed for life. Don't do it.
I didn't even think of that. Thanks sincerely. I guess its (kinda) ok to fantasize about these things but the reality could be far from whats imagined.
You only live once bitches! I am going to set a plan in motion and no it won't involve duct tape or cuffs. It may however involve some beverages, porn and a little code I call 420.
Providing a minor with alcohol and drugs in order to fuck her. You must really want to be someone bitch in jail...practice lubing up that asshole of yours there skippy and grabbing your cankles.
Or is it just so fucking hot all over that it's just sucking the brains out of some guys?
Nah...this crap is much more fun to babble about.
And it's distracting the throngs who want to know if "their cock is too small".
A very nice distraction from the posts over the last few months.
And FWIW...I hope he gets her all juiced up, doped up and fucks the shit out of her in front of the wife. Or at least tells us that in a week 
..wife or the 19 yo cuts off his junk, places it in a food processor, makes a nice pate and feeds it to him...washed down with a nice Chianti. And we read about on the news.
And you're right a more spirited lot these days.
I seem to recall that they insinuated something similar in Hostel 2 already.
But the Chianti...nice touch
Have your wife call me, and I will testify for her during the divorce hearing. Guys like you make our regular ter freaks look bad...get a clue!
Your wife’s niece, huh? This makes her your niece too genius---So, you want to ply your niece, a young girl staying with her aunt and uncle in a foreign country to go to school, one who probably believes she is in a safe environment---with FAMILY--a girl who calls you “uncle”---you want to ply this girl with booze and weed so you can fuck her.
No surprise your wife won’t fuck you. Jesus, I feel like I need a bath after reading your posts.
Yes, you do only live once bitches. And, bendoverbitch is what someone should be calling you.
its a settup , think w ur other head
Posted By: HandjobConnoiseur
My SO and I don't really have a sexual relationship any more and thats the reason I hobby - she also had a affair with her work colleague a couple of years back which we got past. She recently asked me if I was ok with her 19 year old niece coming to live with us (from Hong Kong) to study. I was hesitant but then thought better of it and agreed (giving something back etc etc). When we went to pick her up from the airport, my jaw dropped at just how gorgeous she is. She is exactly what I look for in a woman i.e. a pretty young asian spinner. She is very shy and timid to me although her Facebook account indicates otherwise.
My SO travels a lot with her work so we have been left alone and I have been driving her around to school interviews and taking her out to the cinema and the mall so we are getting kinda friendly although she calls me "Uncle".
I am so tempted to make a move on her but of course that could go either way. The saying that keeps popping into my head is "don't shit where you eat" but she is making it so hard (literally).
Of course my SO sees her niece as still a little non-threatening girl and keeps pushing us to do more stuff together while she goes off to work.
So yeah, what would you do?
...my grandpa used to say all the time.
A dog doesn't sh*t where it eats. Don't do it.
Your SO probably doesn't think you're dumb enough to make a move like that -- but maybe you are! Keep it in your pants unless you want to risk everything.
There's a few others here as well...but hotplants seems to love dispensing information to the ladies.
And have the gal STOP calling you Uncle...that's just creepy
I have my sneakers ready. I'm ready to carry shoes, and kiss ass. Following along like a good boy.
looks like ole hotplants just can't stand the shit on here anymore.
Too bad...she's one of the gals that was actually fun to play with 
We could have had a date where she could dominate me. I'm game.
Then we could talk about it here.
I will be a good little submissive.
I'll tell all the dirty stories of how a meanie on the boards turned into a sobbing puppy under her heel.
It's all in good fun if you are reading hun..
I'm serious about the domination though. Hehehe
and i have the bag for her face ready.
better make this happen CPA...i'm needing that BBFS you promised i would get!!
I say....bone the shit out of her!!! ( i would ) Hey, and make sure it's BBFS!!!
I used to read penthouse forum too...
I was a senior at a small mid-western college, and I never thought this would happen to me...
As long as they are not related to me by blood or related to a past or present SO of mine .
If I was in your shoes , instead of hitting on my SO niece , I would
share carnal knowledge with her available friends .
Posted By: HandjobConnoiseur
My SO and I don't really have a sexual relationship any more and thats the reason I hobby - she also had a affair with her work colleague a couple of years back which we got past. She recently asked me if I was ok with her 19 year old niece coming to live with us (from Hong Kong) to study. I was hesitant but then thought better of it and agreed (giving something back etc etc). When we went to pick her up from the airport, my jaw dropped at just how gorgeous she is. She is exactly what I look for in a woman i.e. a pretty young asian spinner. She is very shy and timid to me although her Facebook account indicates otherwise.
My SO travels a lot with her work so we have been left alone and I have been driving her around to school interviews and taking her out to the cinema and the mall so we are getting kinda friendly although she calls me "Uncle".
I am so tempted to make a move on her but of course that could go either way. The saying that keeps popping into my head is "don't shit where you eat" but she is making it so hard (literally).
Of course my SO sees her niece as still a little non-threatening girl and keeps pushing us to do more stuff together while she goes off to work.
So yeah, what would you do?
This will work....just ask her if she wants to "Fucky, Sucky"
It always worked for me!!!...
That statement of your's, gave me a "Woody"
In the event that this is a serious post...seriously guy, don't do it.
Woody and Soon-Yi are still together, so it's not impossible that things could work out in this pseudo-incestuous dalliance, but remember: they are the EXCEPTION, not the rule. Plus, from what you've presented to us, there's really no indication that she's interested in you in any way other than an uncle.
Plus, how long honestly do you think you could keep that relationship a secret?
Plus plus, when you are discovered (and it's when, not if), how long do you think this information will take to get back to your other in laws, your family, and your niece's family?
Plus plus plus, how do you know that her consent won't be given under duress? There is a bit of a power imbalance here (i.e. you are providing her a place to live and you are in a somewhat parental role, being her uncle and all). In the event she keeps it to herself, won't you feel terrible if she internalizes that, or if she flees back home because if it? If she does tell, you can kiss your freedom goodbye.
Moral of this story: keep it in the hobby. Keep seeing women with your preferred body type and look, keep the fantasy of your niece in your head if you like when you masturbate. But don't actually do it. Seriously.
And you will see divorce court, and a sex offender label in your near future. If you are not getting what you want from your wife...don't prey on her fucking 19 year old neice...go see a hooker who is used to middle aged men who aren't getting any home. and leave her alone. Sometime you men are just so slimy and creepy it makes me cringe.
give it a rest would ya....she's not a minor.
I meant to say underage for the booze he was going to ply her with in order to fuck her.
i surely miss inicky46...
Posted By: HandjobConnoiseur
Of course my SO sees her niece as still a little non-threatening girl and keeps pushing us to do more stuff together while she goes off to work.
So yeah, what would you do?
LOL
You think your SO sees her neice as "non threatening."
She is pushing you to do things with the neice because she is setting you up for a big fall, and then she is going to take you to the cleaners!
Be sure to report back and let us know how it turned out!
She knows him better than he knows himself..okay that's a stretch..he's a guy and that's easy pickings. Well, if he's dumb enough to do it, I say he is worth fleecing.
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