This is as funny as those articles telling women swallowing spooge can cure cancer. And I am sure a guy is going to want to do laundry instead of having sex...nope, utter silliness.

But you do realize that guys will do things in the hopes for sex. That I do believe.

So now you not only want someone to BBBJCIMNQNS but you want someone to wash your
dirty laundry , scrub your soap scumed piles from your shower too ? What else? Wash your
dingleberries? Isn't rimming enough? LOL!

I think men who help out around the hosue are HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and I don't even mind being a horny housewife either..

I miss the days of being a trophy wife!!!

P.S. If he is willing to do my housework can I make him my sex toy too???

titty milk. The dude sucked on his wife titty's and drank her titty milk as a form of treatment for erectile dysfunction. Maybe medical scientist should look into this, he may have a point. We spent $40 on the each blue pill, titty milk is free if available.

About your theme, I enjoy doing certain aspects of house chores, my SO can do the rest. I ain't washing no dishes, but I'll take out the trash. One time, my SO came back from a 6 day vacation, I had piles of dishes scattered all over my kitchen. She yelled at me and asked my why I didn't wash it. I told her I didn't have a need to wash it. I told her once I used up all of the dishes, folks, spoons, and kitchen utensils, then I'll wash it.

that one of the services she offers is to let the dude clean her house for her while in the nude.  Not sure if that included both or just the dude.

I think you meant HDE, not HWE

It is the Honey-Do-Experience.

And, yes, it is rewarding to feel useful. I was going to write that I would never pay a woman to do that, but of course I do just that.

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During the downtime I could hang pictures, put up shelves, or fix your deck. Just no bitching and complaining. I had enough of that with my ex-wife.

We might have to add a few items to the tool belt though like sex toys. We'd have to avoid plumber's crack too.